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Bizaare gifts of love 
Have you ever received a bizaare gift from a loved one? What was it and how did you respond? There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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Yes.
From both of my children. A mucous plug. Wanna see a picture? I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
I layed down with love and I woke up with lies Whats it all worth only the heart can measure It's not whats in the mirror but what's left inside | |
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Yes I did.
I was sad. if sexy was a colour it would be red  | |
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TotalANXiousNESS said: Yes.
From both of my children. A mucous plug. Wanna see a picture? Yes. There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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JDInteractive said: TotalANXiousNESS said: Yes.
From both of my children. A mucous plug. Wanna see a picture? Yes. \ Ew. 
What do ya think I am some kind of freak???? I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
I layed down with love and I woke up with lies Whats it all worth only the heart can measure It's not whats in the mirror but what's left inside | |
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My ex bought me a coffee maker. I don't drink coffee  | |
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TotalANXiousNESS said: JDInteractive said: Yes. \ Ew.
What do ya think I am some kind of freak???? Well funny you should say that... There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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jess555ja said: My ex bought me a coffee maker. I don't drink coffee
I had a similar situation, where my ex bought me dark chocolate, after 11 yrs he did not know that I don't like dark chocolate
Sad Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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veronikka said: jess555ja said: My ex bought me a coffee maker. I don't drink coffee
I had a similar situation, where my ex bought me dark chocolate, after 11 yrs he did not know that I don't like dark chocolate
Sad That is ridiculous  | |
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an ex got me a cat...
dumb bitch....I dont really like cats... ...now that I think about it, she knew that... | |
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roodboi said: an ex got me a cat...
dumb bitch....I dont really like cats... ...now that I think about it, she knew that... i'm sorry  | |
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roodboi said: an ex got me a cat...
dumb bitch....I dont really like cats... ...now that I think about it, she knew that... | |
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roodboi said: an ex got me a cat...
dumb bitch....I dont really like cats... ...now that I think about it, she knew that... Thats even worse then Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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veronikka said: roodboi said: an ex got me a cat...
dumb bitch....I dont really like cats... ...now that I think about it, she knew that... Thats even worse then I got her back... I slept with her sister... | |
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One of my bfs asked what I prefered for Christmas. he couldnt tell me what it was but he said it was sleek and sexy.
He asked if I wanted black or white, and me thinking it was sexy underwear I opted for black. I was sooo excited and turned on, I couldnt wait for my present!  
When I opened it, it was a sleek digital alarm clock - black..  if sexy was a colour it would be red | |
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roodboi said: veronikka said: Thats even worse then I got her back... I slept with her sister...  if sexy was a colour it would be red | |
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REDBABY said: One of my bfs asked what I prefered for Christmas. he couldnt tell me what it was but he said it was sleek and sexy.
He asked if I wanted black or white, and me thinking it was sexy underwear I opted for black. I was sooo excited and turned on, I couldnt wait for my present!
When I opened it, it was a sleek digital alarm clock - black..  | |
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jess555ja said: REDBABY said: One of my bfs asked what I prefered for Christmas. he couldnt tell me what it was but he said it was sleek and sexy.
He asked if I wanted black or white, and me thinking it was sexy underwear I opted for black. I was sooo excited and turned on, I couldnt wait for my present!
When I opened it, it was a sleek digital alarm clock - black.. I still waited for the *real* present.. but it never came..  if sexy was a colour it would be red | |
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Other than flowers and CDs, I've never received gifts from boyfriends.
But, of course, flowers and CDs work just fine. |
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REDBABY said: jess555ja said: I still waited for the *real* present.. but it never came.. I hope you like my present.  There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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CarrieMpls said: Other than flowers and CDs, I've never received gifts from boyfriends.
But, of course, flowers and CDs work just fine. I bought you a burger. There's Joy In Expatriation. | |
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JDInteractive said: CarrieMpls said: Other than flowers and CDs, I've never received gifts from boyfriends.
But, of course, flowers and CDs work just fine. I bought you a burger. Oh, that's right. I had it framed.  |
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REDBABY said: One of my bfs asked what I prefered for Christmas. he couldnt tell me what it was but he said it was sleek and sexy.
He asked if I wanted black or white, and me thinking it was sexy underwear I opted for black. I was sooo excited and turned on, I couldnt wait for my present!
When I opened it, it was a sleek digital alarm clock - black.. wow how anti-climatic (no pun intended) | |
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JDInteractive said: REDBABY said: I still waited for the *real* present.. but it never came.. I hope you like my present. I am sure I will 
I mean I got you a stoopid hat..
Actually I wish I got myself one of those now.. but it was a bugger carrying home.. if sexy was a colour it would be red | |
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CarrieMpls said: JDInteractive said: I bought you a burger. Oh, that's right. I had it framed. Actually, I still have the lighter you gave me when you left Amsterdam. |
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heybaby said: REDBABY said: One of my bfs asked what I prefered for Christmas. he couldnt tell me what it was but he said it was sleek and sexy.
He asked if I wanted black or white, and me thinking it was sexy underwear I opted for black. I was sooo excited and turned on, I couldnt wait for my present!
When I opened it, it was a sleek digital alarm clock - black.. wow how anti-climatic (no pun intended) I was devastated.. esp when his pressie was better than the one he got me, and he caused me serious harm with it too.. if sexy was a colour it would be red | |
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My bear gave me a gift pack with Japanese caramel corn (amazing packaging), a clear & neon rubber duck key chain, lychee gummy bears, and a BIG chocolate cartoon sucker with the faces of manga characters meant to depict us as children. With the exception of the gummy bears, the rest hangs over the desk in my office as an art installation | |
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Love them. The weirder, the better.
Just ask the gentleman who made me sock puppets.  Rocked his world. Without wearing the puppets, of course.Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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TotalANXiousNESS said: Yes.
From both of my children. A mucous plug. Wanna see a picture?  do you have both their placentas in the freezer too ? | |
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TotalANXiousNESS said: Yes.
From both of my children. A mucous plug. Wanna see a picture?  | |
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