black socks I got at Target
Black walmart underwear, that are kind of old and really need to be thrown away.
Dark Brown slacks (forget the name brand) from Dillards.
Kenneth Cole dark brown shows
Matching Kenneth Cole dark brown bealt.
Out, out of date, stripped blue and white Gap long sleep shirt, button up.

Kenneth Cole Reaction cologne
Redken Hair Wax
Seico Kenetic silver watch.


I look like a fucking nerd, but smell like a sweet french whore.

Imago said:

So much detail. And it sounds quite nice, actually. I'm sure you look devastating.

Take me now Alun. TAKE ME NOW!

black socks I got at Target
Black walmart underwear, that are kind of old and really need to be thrown away.
Dark Brown slacks (forget the name brand) from Dillards.
Kenneth Cole dark brown shows
Matching Kenneth Cole dark brown bealt.
Out, out of date, stripped blue and white Gap long sleep shirt, button up.

Kenneth Cole Reaction cologne
Redken Hair Wax
Seico Kenetic silver watch.


I look like a fucking nerd, but smell like a sweet french whore.

A white sunddress with big red polka dots all over it,red ankle strap high heels,and a red flower in my ponytail.

sexxydancer said:

That sounds lovely!!

Imago said:

hokie1 said:

Oh hell yes! "The Homeless" ky boff!

A white sunddress with big red polka dots all over it,red ankle strap high heels,and a red flower in my ponytail.

Imago said:

I ain't boffin' ya now that Star Jones is your avatar.

jeans and a yellow fuckin' t shirt...timberland work boots...If I looked any more redneckish, I'd have to change my name to Cletus...

roodboi said:

x 1,000,000





I have a mullet!

Imago said:

I want a mullet!

I went into a gay bar last week and the girl serving had a mullet, couldnt take my eyes off her.. but I want one like hers..

REDBABY said:

OMG, I just don't know about women with mullets.

Was it a fashion mullet, or a real like ass kicking mullet?


You can get a real good idea of mullets and their various classifications at http://www.mulletsgalore.com

There's a link there that breaks it down for you.

mullets are pretty much a way of life where I live...this place is so backwoods that people go to town to hunt...

this fuckin' place..

roodboi said:

I see you have *that look*

REDBABY said:

huh??

roodboi said:

Its ok.. you still look good..

REDBABY said:

do I look like an amazingly attractive hick???

roodboi said:

They are your words..

Imago said:

What do you think?

It was a fucking fashion mullet!!!!

REDBABY said:

I've seen a few lesbians with fashion mullets and they are quite cute.


But I've seen some with real harcore roodboi style mullets and it's like looking at a milk cow with a bushy mane.

Imago said:

You would defo fancy this bird..

REDBABY said:

I've always like short hair on girls and Im kinda fond of the punky mullet look. If she was wearing a black vest too then awesome.

JDInteractive said:

She was!!!