Damn, I could be dead for all you people care?

Man, I really haven't made a dent in the whole "completely take over the Org" project of mine. No one even notices when I disappear for several weeks.

i noticed and i'm glad you're back

XxAxX said:

You continue to be one of my favorite Orgers. When I take over the place, I will remember your kindness.

I wish I could say that I have been somewhere exciting and exotic. Like New Hampshire.

A new Wal-Mart and a new Target opened up. Life in Columbia, South Carolina has never been more exciting.

GottaLetitgo said:

Chin up, old man. Where I live, they compare themselves optimistically to South Carolina.

Calligraphy said:

Well we are 48th is teenage pregnancy and low SAT scores so there must be less desirable places out there somewhere.

I love target.

CarrieMpls said:

Target is the rich person's Wal-Mart. I feel like royalty when I walk in. I like how the carts are not filled with hypodermic needles and whatnot like Wal-Mart has.

I like how the Org ads make it look like there is more people posting then there actually are.

GottaLetitgo said:

GottaLetitgo said:

GottaLetitgo said:

You are quite corect sir, TAARRR GGGEEEYYYT is magnifique, merci bou coup, how else do you me to dress up my crappey condo?

UncleGrandpa said:

This Target has a Starbucks in it. And no creepy greeters. And no crack dealers in the hardware aisle.

I love Gottaletigo!


But whenever you don't post, I assume you're using an alter.

Imago said:

I may have been. I can't tell anymore. If there was somebody that was like freaking hillarious around here, yeah, that was totally me.

And by the way, I recently passed the 3000 post mark. Where the heck is my toaster?

how on earth can you just be at 3000?
man of select words i suppose
well most of them are funny

emm said:

Okay 3000 for GLG
1500 for CaptainChaos (RIP)
100 for AdmiralDisorder
200 for AndrewRidgeley
400 for Cow
10 for Bono


So I'm actuallu past the 5K mark.

And while I sit here watching late night ShowTime, I wonder two things.

1) Why the HELL did I subscribe just for "Big Brother After Dark" when I don't have the interest in seeing ANY of these losers naked (okay, maybe Jessica).

2) Why have I never been offered a whipped cream bikini, like Dawson did in "Varsity Blues"?

Actually I think that there WAS a "Where's GottaLetitgo?" thread, but quickly got locked due to all the obscenities being posted in it.

PurpleJedi said:

No that was the "Who the hell is GottaLetitgo?" thread.

It's sad that you're trying to get attention fro strangers on the computer, you should look for love in the real world not cyberspace.

GottaLetitgo said:

okay this one's easy. because it would mess up your wife's pants

wlcm2thdwn said:

huh????? what's that????

That last statement I just made may have been the most profound thing I have ever said on the Org.

GottaLetitgo said:

can i use it as my new sig?

wlcm2thdwn said:

I am not seeking attention. I am seeking complete adoration, ultimate power, and legitimacy of my existence. Entirely different things.

jami0mckay said:

Maybe for awhile. It's too beautiful to be used for too long. It's like staring at the sun; eventually people will have to look away in inspired awe.