I now can divide my life between the time before I knew what the game Bread was, and just after I Googled it...

I am so happy for you!

Do you want me to really cause you some serious damage and have me change my avatar to the same one you have?

How would that cause
me trouble, my crimson friend?

Cos ppl sometimes just recognise by avatar alone and not name and you would carry all my troubles and antics with you..

Flies are drawn to me

As all other pests..

Is that your way of saying the flies are drawn to the dead fish you carry on your person?

as the manolo blanik shoe horn, I have just met my bro from fishing and he has delivered some Cod and lobster he has just freshly caught, so either you are really intune to my world, or you are the freak from hell who proves coincidental shit is real..

That is downright freaky.

...

ooohhh ... you're a convert ... how cool !

Ok, here's a couple of weird things I only just confessed a few days ago to my wife for the first time. Go easy on me because I still don't understand at all what was going on and why I did it.

When I first went to university I got homesick and very depressed and ended up acting strangely. First of all, real late at night I went into the shared kitchen in our on campus accommodation and threw 2 eggs against the wall and then didn't own up or anything the next day - just acted wtf like everyone else.

The second thing, I pretended someone punched me in the toilets in the union bar. Told the guys on my floor and they walked around the bar with me to see if I could find the guy who did it. I later went back to my room and repeatedly smacked my cheekbone to make a bruise come up.

wtf? I think I was just desperate and it was some kind of cry for help and attention or something. I still can't get my head around it because it just seems like a different person when I look back.

i used 2 take sweatpants and sew big buttons on the side and made them look like prince's pants ..

don't feel bad, when my folks weren't around, I'd get my moms purple corduroy sport coat, throw some silver necklaces over the shoulder and lip sync my ass off.....baby I'm a star

orgnote me

I've on occasion used binoculars to peep into my neighbours' windows.