I swear, at this very momment they're having a heated "Should the NFL fire Mike Vick" style argument over....



over.....


Whether Megatron would beat the Incredible Hulk's ass


or vice versa


WTF? I just chimed in and said Grendal would beat both their asses. Grendal scrapes blood and flesh along walls. The Hulk just beats up kitchen appliances in comparison.

He insist that the Hulk would beat Megatron's and Grendals ass. That the hulk beats up on the American Army, while Megatron can't even beat GI Joe.



NERDS!

You work in IT. Of COUSRE you work with nerds.

I work with nerds too.

Nick Fury, agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. would kick both they asses.

Imago said:

What if Voldemort got involved...

But the Death Star would kick all their asses!

JediTodd said:

The death star has a tiny butthole that can't even handle a little bit of anal coming from a single x-wing fighter.

CarrieMpls said:

I hope they don't talk like this in Salons.

I really need to cut hair for a living or some shit.

Imago said:

Since we went to a strict busniess dress code at work the guy I work most closely with wears nerd ties everyday. Star Wars, Star Trek, Spiderman, Batman... It's all sci fi and comic book stuff, every single tie. Except one pink one.

CarrieMpls said:

Oh lawd, I just got a vision of The Hulk practicing apparation,like he's friggen yoda or some shit.

Imago said:

But does the Hulk, Megatron, GIJoe, or Grendal have any X-Wings with proton torpedoes? Huh? HUH???

JediTodd said:

A proton torpedo would barely stimulate the hulks's g-spot!

Imago said:

Wait, are we talking She-Hulk now?

JediTodd said:

oh crap. I forget me don't have g-spots



I really know very little about the anatomy of green mutants.

lets have sex..

Oh lawd, now they're argueing about Superman vs. Megatron





I wonder what they'll say if I introduce Leona Helmsly into the fold, may she rest in peace.

Imago said:

Imago said:

Just introduce Redbaby from the Org... they will be speechless..

CarrieMpls said:

I love nerd ties.


But strict business dress? Aren't you in an IT area too?

I just can't picture IT men looking good dressed up. We'd look like those unhappy fellas in "Office Space"

REDBABY said:

If you saw how my coworkers looked, you'd seriously reconsider your idea, and possibly even take something to calm your nerves.

Imago said:

Megatron is a whimp. Leona could take them both down when she returns from the dead with her new evil powers.

OMG, Who the hell is "Thing" ??


Quick people!

Imago said:

EXACTLY!! I never take anything lightly.. it will be fun and a challenge.. they will be (shoe)whores by the end of the week.. either that or my new gimps..

I used to work with Nerds. I was like what up. They I realized. I'm a Nerd too.

july said:

To be honest, there was a group of girls used to take advantage of nerds friday afdter work in the bar below us.

It was pretty unfair, them creaming them for drinks...

Imago said:

The Thing from the Fantastic 4?

Yes, I'm a nerd.

Imago said:

Yes, I'm in Target Technology Services, and yes, some of them do look like that. But some aren't so bad. There are cute nerds too, ya know.
OK, not many. But some.

CarrieMpls said:

JediTodd said:

Point proved.

JediTodd said:

Oops. Too late.

Superman won that one too


Everyone's going home now so they'll be resuming this next week.

OMG, I really need to find new employment before then

REDBABY said:

Well, wow, yeah. I see. In the US. Usually the girls, Nerds, crazy or otherwise. Female.
Cream the guys for drinks. I'll get any woman a drink. I love them. Cheers!