You've probably all done this before, but I'm a (relatively) newbie..

So, what's your most embarrasing moment?

this outfit just never looked right on me....

roodboi said:

That is high larious.

You should use it as your new avatar.

Right click save mother fuckah!!!!!

this is the part where you tell us yours mrsgoodnight


for me, in attempting not to get stopped by the police i
managed to flag them down myself that is pretty unforgetable unfortunatly

roodboi said:

I thought that was dog the bounty hunter

roodboi said:

Byron said:

blame Dan..

roodboi said:

amazing how imago and photoshop keep coming up as people's most embarrassing moment on this thread.

Anxiety said:

drop photoshop from that sentence and no truer statement has been made...

Good lawd! I'm glad that none of my photos that have been photoshopped are as bad as the ones in this thread

Anxiety said:

The Marilyn of me looks so fucked up. It's horrendous.

hokie1 said:

it looks like a melting wax dummy.

Anxiety said:

The eyes are awful. I have never felt more ugly.

hokie1 said:

dan should totally put that in his signature.

Anxiety said:

Yes! It's so poetic.

OK - shall I share mine?

There was the time that I was in labour - We went to the hospital and I had to go to the loo, but the toilet paper was that really cheap stuff and my poor labouring 'bits' couldn't cope so I used a LOT of the nice soft paper towels they had, unfortunately there was that moment when you flush the loo where the water starts to rise!! Nooooo! I'd blocked the loo and was about to burst into tears when my husband came to the rescue and plunged his arms in and brought out an armfull of soggy tissue!

During my pregnancy my bra size didn't change so I bought 3 bras at the begining thinking that I'd buy more as I got bigger, and as I didn't I wore these bras to death - so by the end of the pregnancy they had that horrible grey colour to them I'd planned to have a water birth and when they'd filled the bath I just stripped off my trousers and pants and got in (sorry about the mental imagery!) Towards the end I needed to get out as I'd had enough, on getting out I had to take my top off so that I could put something dry on - well, I was in the middle of this huge contraction whilst getting undressed and I remember shouting 'DON'T LOOK AT MY BRA, DON'T LOOK AT MY BRA - IT'S GREY!!!!' The midwife nearly wet herself laughing!

Then there was the time that I met the author Terry Pratchett at a book signing - I love the Discworld books and was quite excited to actually meet the literary genius that I had admired for so long! I stood in line for almost 2 hours and all the time I kept thinking to myself 'now, don't say anything stupid, DON'T say ANYTHING stupid!', so I gets to the front of the line, plonks my book down in front of him and say 'I go to bed with you EVERY night' What an idiot! Obviously I meant that I read his books everynight whilst I was in bed, and I certain'ly didn't mean to verbalise it! Of course he looked at me liked I'd lost my trolley, and when I scuttled off outside (red as a beetroot!) I looked at what he'd written in my book and he'd put 'In your heart you know it's true'!!

welcome to general discussion!!
you will fit right in
just get over your photowhoring fear and you are set!!


how about recently when my parents dropped by unexpectedly
and my mother walked into the bathroom. that's fine, right?
only after did i realize that my vibrator was on the shelf above the sink

Oh my god! Did she say anything?

MrsGoodnight said:

oh my lord, my 74 year old mother would never speak of such things!!! lol
thankfully i didn't even notice till long after they had gone otherwise
i wouldn't have been able to look her in the face!

Anyone else? C'mon... you can tell us, we won't laugh... much

Obviously not

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emm said:

http://www.youtube.com/wa...k7FDgnHOQI

Easy, when I was living in Munich I got home from a party (drinks included) on a hot summer night. I layed myself on the bed nekkid and fell asleep. After just a couple of hours I had to go to the bathroom, but half asleep I walked by it throught the frotdoor of my apartment, closing it behind me!
There I was, nekkid in the hall of the apartmentbuilding without the key of my door, in the middle of the night!
After some serious considering about which neighbour I'd choose to wake up for the shock of their lives, I chose the swedish dude over the stuck up german lady on the other side..... The guy was shocked, needless to say, but had to laugh soon after! He gave me a pair of shorts and let me call my girlfriend to bring the key of my door.....