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Most embarrasing moment... You've probably all done this before, but I'm a (relatively) newbie..
So, what's your most embarrasing moment? I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
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this outfit just never looked right on me.... | |
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I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
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roodboi said: this outfit just never looked right on me.... That is high larious. You should use it as your new avatar. Right click save mother fuckah!!!!! | |
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this is the part where you tell us yours mrsgoodnight
for me, in attempting not to get stopped by the police i managed to flag them down myself that is pretty unforgetable unfortunatly | |
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roodboi said: this outfit just never looked right on me.... I thought that was dog the bounty hunter | |
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roodboi said: this outfit just never looked right on me.... | |
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Byron said: roodboi said: this outfit just never looked right on me.... blame Dan.. | |
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roodboi said: this outfit just never looked right on me.... Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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amazing how imago and photoshop keep coming up as people's most embarrassing moment on this thread. | |
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Anxiety said: amazing how imago and photoshop keep coming up as people's most embarrassing moment on this thread.
drop photoshop from that sentence and no truer statement has been made... | |
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Good lawd! I'm glad that none of my photos that have been photoshopped are as bad as the ones in this thread | |
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Anxiety said: amazing how imago and photoshop keep coming up as people's most embarrassing moment on this thread.
The Marilyn of me looks so fucked up. It's horrendous. | |
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hokie1 said: Anxiety said: amazing how imago and photoshop keep coming up as people's most embarrassing moment on this thread.
The Marilyn of me looks so fucked up. It's horrendous. it looks like a melting wax dummy. | |
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Anxiety said: hokie1 said: The Marilyn of me looks so fucked up. It's horrendous. it looks like a melting wax dummy. The eyes are awful. I have never felt more ugly. | |
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hokie1 said: Anxiety said: it looks like a melting wax dummy. The eyes are awful. I have never felt more ugly. dan should totally put that in his signature. | |
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Anxiety said: hokie1 said: The eyes are awful. I have never felt more ugly. dan should totally put that in his signature. Yes! It's so poetic. | |
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OK - shall I share mine? There was the time that I was in labour - We went to the hospital and I had to go to the loo, but the toilet paper was that really cheap stuff and my poor labouring 'bits' couldn't cope so I used a LOT of the nice soft paper towels they had, unfortunately there was that moment when you flush the loo where the water starts to rise!! Nooooo! I'd blocked the loo and was about to burst into tears when my husband came to the rescue and plunged his arms in and brought out an armfull of soggy tissue! During my pregnancy my bra size didn't change so I bought 3 bras at the begining thinking that I'd buy more as I got bigger, and as I didn't I wore these bras to death - so by the end of the pregnancy they had that horrible grey colour to them I'd planned to have a water birth and when they'd filled the bath I just stripped off my trousers and pants and got in (sorry about the mental imagery!) Towards the end I needed to get out as I'd had enough, on getting out I had to take my top off so that I could put something dry on - well, I was in the middle of this huge contraction whilst getting undressed and I remember shouting 'DON'T LOOK AT MY BRA, DON'T LOOK AT MY BRA - IT'S GREY!!!!' The midwife nearly wet herself laughing! Then there was the time that I met the author Terry Pratchett at a book signing - I love the Discworld books and was quite excited to actually meet the literary genius that I had admired for so long! I stood in line for almost 2 hours and all the time I kept thinking to myself 'now, don't say anything stupid, DON'T say ANYTHING stupid!', so I gets to the front of the line, plonks my book down in front of him and say 'I go to bed with you EVERY night' What an idiot! Obviously I meant that I read his books everynight whilst I was in bed, and I certain'ly didn't mean to verbalise it! Of course he looked at me liked I'd lost my trolley, and when I scuttled off outside (red as a beetroot!) I looked at what he'd written in my book and he'd put 'In your heart you know it's true'!! I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
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welcome to general discussion!!
you will fit right in just get over your photowhoring fear and you are set!! how about recently when my parents dropped by unexpectedly and my mother walked into the bathroom. that's fine, right? only after did i realize that my vibrator was on the shelf above the sink | |
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Oh my god! Did she say anything? I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
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MrsGoodnight said: Oh my god! Did she say anything?
oh my lord, my 74 year old mother would never speak of such things!!! lol thankfully i didn't even notice till long after they had gone otherwise i wouldn't have been able to look her in the face! | |
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Anyone else? C'mon... you can tell us, we won't laugh... much I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
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Obviously not
:threadcrashesandburns: I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
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emm said: MrsGoodnight said: Oh my god! Did she say anything?
oh my lord, my 74 year old mother would never speak of such things!!! lol thankfully i didn't even notice till long after they had gone otherwise i wouldn't have been able to look her in the face! http://www.youtube.com/wa...k7FDgnHOQI | |
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Easy, when I was living in Munich I got home from a party (drinks included) on a hot summer night. I layed myself on the bed nekkid and fell asleep. After just a couple of hours I had to go to the bathroom, but half asleep I walked by it throught the frotdoor of my apartment, closing it behind me!
There I was, nekkid in the hall of the apartmentbuilding without the key of my door, in the middle of the night! After some serious considering about which neighbour I'd choose to wake up for the shock of their lives, I chose the swedish dude over the stuck up german lady on the other side..... The guy was shocked, needless to say, but had to laugh soon after! He gave me a pair of shorts and let me call my girlfriend to bring the key of my door..... | |
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