A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage
in an animated Conversation.


The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her
attention Is Galvanized when she hears one of them say the
following:


'Emma come First. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
once-a-more! Two asses, They come together again. I come again and
pee twice. Then I come one Lasta Time.'


The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed
pig.' She Retorted indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak
aloud in Public Places about our sex lives.'


'Hey, coola down lady, ' said the man. 'Who talkin'abouta sex?


I'm a Justa Tellin my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi','

Funny!