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fucked up feet ok hopefully no one here has a nipple on the sole of their foot
for the record not my foot!! lol but what pedi problems do you have? right now my heels are cracked and sore damn sandals in the summer i bet you have perfect soft pink feet | |
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no offers to massage my sore feet then? | |
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My family always picks on my feet....they say I have ET's toes | |
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i suppose you inherited them from the stork then?
lol for the record i always wanted feet like that. not for the et bit lol just because i think they look nicer | |
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I get a pedicure once a week...so my feet are lovely right now | |
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Oh NO, sweetie, Auntie does not do fucked up feet
Back in the day when I first got to Europe, I dated this FOINE ass boy, the MoFo looked like Brad Pitt, do you hear me? I said BRAD PITT, gat dammit! We finally got to that er, um, stage in our dating where it was time for me to progress to spending the night at his (very palatial, countryside) house...I knew what I was going for, homeboy had abs like Brad Pitt ...but do you know that once we got home, and he removed his shoes, and I got a gander at those ugly ass Pilsbury Biscuit feet , my attraction died for him on.the.SPOT. That's what I said, and he didn't get shit! No draws, no petting, NUTHIN'. Matter of fact, if I recall correctly, the next morning I even refused breakfast, I had to jet the hell out of there. I told hime the next day that I was moving back to the U.S....and all of this because I cannot stomach fucked up feet ...and by chance did I happen to mention that he looked like Brad Pitt ? | |
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Ocean said: My family always picks on my feet....they say I have ET's toes
me too | |
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I wanna drain that thing into a shot glass.
And then put that shot glass into a rocket ship. Destination: THE SUN. ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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Ottensen said: Oh NO, sweetie, Auntie does not do fucked up feet
Back in the day when I first got to Europe, I dated this FOINE ass boy, the MoFo looked like Brad Pitt, do you hear me? I said BRAD PITT, gat dammit! We finally got to that er, um, stage in our dating where it was time for me to progress to spending the night at his (very palatial, countryside) house...I knew what I was going for, homeboy had abs like Brad Pitt ...but do you know that once we got home, and he removed his shoes, and I got a gander at those ugly ass Pilsbury Biscuit feet , my attraction died for him on.the.SPOT. That's what I said, and he didn't get shit! No draws, no petting, NUTHIN'. Matter of fact, if I recall correctly, the next morning I even refused breakfast, I had to jet the hell out of there. I told hime the next day that I was moving back to the U.S....and all of this because I cannot stomach fucked up feet ...and by chance did I happen to mention that he looked like Brad Pitt ? so what exactly was wrong with his feet? | |
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ZombieKitten said: Ottensen said: Oh NO, sweetie, Auntie does not do fucked up feet
Back in the day when I first got to Europe, I dated this FOINE ass boy, the MoFo looked like Brad Pitt, do you hear me? I said BRAD PITT, gat dammit! We finally got to that er, um, stage in our dating where it was time for me to progress to spending the night at his (very palatial, countryside) house...I knew what I was going for, homeboy had abs like Brad Pitt ...but do you know that once we got home, and he removed his shoes, and I got a gander at those ugly ass Pilsbury Biscuit feet , my attraction died for him on.the.SPOT. That's what I said, and he didn't get shit! No draws, no petting, NUTHIN'. Matter of fact, if I recall correctly, the next morning I even refused breakfast, I had to jet the hell out of there. I told hime the next day that I was moving back to the U.S....and all of this because I cannot stomach fucked up feet ...and by chance did I happen to mention that he looked like Brad Pitt ? so what exactly was wrong with his feet? They looked like puffed loaves of sourdough bread. I can love a fat man who wears bifocal eyeglasses before I can love a man with fat, puffy feet. Odd, right? | |
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Ottensen said: ZombieKitten said: so what exactly was wrong with his feet? They looked like puffed loaves of sourdough bread. I can love a fat man who wears bifocal eyeglasses before I can love a man with fat, puffy feet. Odd, right? sounds like oedema | |
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ZombieKitten said: Ottensen said: They looked like puffed loaves of sourdough bread. I can love a fat man who wears bifocal eyeglasses before I can love a man with fat, puffy feet. Odd, right? sounds like oedema Could be. He was after all, Russian and ADORED his vodka... which can swell you up a bit...however, some men just simply have fat, unkempt feet [Edited 8/23/07 1:17am] | |
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Ottensen said: ZombieKitten said: sounds like oedema Could be. He was after all, Russian and ADORED his vodka... which can swell you up a bit...however, some men just simply have fat, unkempt feet [Edited 8/23/07 1:17am] I wouldn't know I have only seen a few | |
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Ex-Moderator | I've always kinda liked my feet. They were kinda cute even. Sadly with age this is greatly diminishing. My heels and big toe are a little dry and rough on the bottom, but no biggie. Feet are made for walking, you're gonna have a bit of that, right?
No, my plight has to do with my pinky toes. The older I get, the more deformed and hammer-head looking they are beginning to be. They actually curl under my other toe a bit and I'm starting to get a bump or callous or bunyon or something on the outside of BOTH of my pinky toes. My mother has this also. It always grossed me out as a child. Now I have her ugly toes too. If I were of the wealthy persuasion, I'd honestly consider surgery. I hate my pinky toes. |
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Nothing's really wrong with my feet right now, and I've been working hard to keep it that way. Being up on them all night and such... I come home and use a foot scrub and lotion them real good every morning, whenever I wake up, whenever I think of it, before bed... etc. It takes a lot, b ut sometimes my husband likes to jerk off with them, so I gotta do it. This one's for you. | |
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awww cortes
lol that's kinda newlywed adorable my 11 yr old niece has EE wide feet poor thing would like nothing better than to wear the cutest fashion shoes but they never fit her right. | |
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Pretty feet don't just happen for most folks -- you have to work at keeping them looking nice. Buff the calluses down every week...use a good moisturizer, etc.
I rarely get mine professionally done -- but still, there's a reason my boss calls me "Miss Pedicure." We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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emm said: awww cortes
lol that's kinda newlywed adorable my 11 yr old niece has EE wide feet poor thing would like nothing better than to wear the cutest fashion shoes but they never fit her right. Hehe. Foot fetishist... Ugh. EE wide feet! I always had too wide of feet for some of the cuter heels and such. My friend Jessie is my height, 5'7" and wears a size 11 in womens. They're unreal! Wide, too. And she's my size and everything! She has the same complaint... and all her shoes look pretty much the same, and the heels on them are HUGE and thick. This one's for you. | |
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Someone in my family once called me Jobo Baggins
I do my best with what I've got, pedicures can only do so much!!! Lucky I have big boobs!! | |
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Ocean said: My family always picks on my feet....they say I have ET's toes
yeah, like they have anything else to pick on | |
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emm said: ok hopefully no one here has a nipple on the sole of their foot
for the record not my foot!! lol but what pedi problems do you have? right now my heels are cracked and sore damn sandals in the summer i bet you have perfect soft pink feet People have you taken a good look at Oprah's dogs lately? Talk about fucked up. [img][/img] | |
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ZombieKitten said: Ocean said: My family always picks on my feet....they say I have ET's toes
me too U have ET toes? Or u pick on me too | |
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One4All4Ever said: Ocean said: My family always picks on my feet....they say I have ET's toes
yeah, like they have anything else to pick on | |
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Quite frankly, I'm shocked how many men have claws for feet OK, I fall into the man department when it comes to my feet as I don't pedicure them and all that but I do clip my nails on a regular basis and I don't have fungal problems with my nails. Not that I care too much about a man's feet but when they take off their shoes and they are dragons from the ankle down, it scares me 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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i soaked my cracked heels, planed them
and rubbed in some dermal therapy lotion they've been covered for two days now and they don't hurt near as badly. my mother's feet look like oprah's do you think that is a result of their footwear choices or am i doomed to grow that bump on the side? | |
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My feet have never been cleaner or softer than this past week since I've spent several minutes scrubbing paint off them on a daily basis. It feels really good afterwards actually, so maybe I'll pay more attention to them in the future.
I'm sure your feet are very kissable, emm. | |
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Ocean said: One4All4Ever said: yeah, like they have anything else to pick on I like your smile and come to think of it, I guess you didn't whore out ur feet yet ? did u ... [Edited 8/23/07 17:45pm] | |
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