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Is it okay to eat 5-year-old popcorn? It's been sitting in the cabinet for 5 years at least. It's still in the bag and plastic wrapper. Unpopped. There is no expiration date to be found. Is it safe?
Sidenote: It's kettle-corn. Kettle-corn sucks. Who eats kettle-corn? But, I'm broke right now and beggars can't be choosers. | |
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I don't think it's a good idea. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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You could die just by having it in your house. ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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ps. I like kettle corn. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Ugh. I'm taking a chance. It tastes terrible. I feel like I am a cast member in one of the Jackass movies. But, I lost my job last week while simultaneously losing all of my money in Atlantic City... I have never been THIS broke! I'm not looking for sympathy, just sayin... | |
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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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berniejobs said: Ugh. I'm taking a chance. It tastes terrible. I feel like I am a cast member in one of the Jackass movies. But, I lost my job last week while simultaneously losing all of my money in Atlantic City... I have never been THIS broke! I'm not looking for sympathy, just sayin...
Rancid popcorn shits are just going to make things worse. Don't you have any mice running around you can kill 'n grill? ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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HobbesLeCute said: berniejobs said: Ugh. I'm taking a chance. It tastes terrible. I feel like I am a cast member in one of the Jackass movies. But, I lost my job last week while simultaneously losing all of my money in Atlantic City... I have never been THIS broke! I'm not looking for sympathy, just sayin...
Rancid popcorn shits are just going to make things worse. Don't you have any mice running around you can kill 'n grill? No mice I can kill and eat. I am a vegetarian, unfortunately. That makes it harder to find food around the house. The people I live with have all sorts of frozen meat products in the freezer. Ironically, I found an open box of pancake batter in the same cabinet as the popcorn. I thought the pancakes were Blueberry, but upon further inspection I realized the pancake mix was littered with mouse turds! But not to worry, the popcorn was vacuum-sealed! | |
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berniejobs said: HobbesLeCute said: Rancid popcorn shits are just going to make things worse. Don't you have any mice running around you can kill 'n grill? No mice I can kill and eat. I am a vegetarian, unfortunately. That makes it harder to find food around the house. The people I live with have all sorts of frozen meat products in the freezer. Ironically, I found an open box of pancake batter in the same cabinet as the popcorn. I thought the pancakes were Blueberry, but upon further inspection I realized the pancake mix was littered with mouse turds! But not to worry, the popcorn was vacuum-sealed!  | |
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Ocean said: berniejobs said: No mice I can kill and eat. I am a vegetarian, unfortunately. That makes it harder to find food around the house. The people I live with have all sorts of frozen meat products in the freezer. Ironically, I found an open box of pancake batter in the same cabinet as the popcorn. I thought the pancakes were Blueberry, but upon further inspection I realized the pancake mix was littered with mouse turds! But not to worry, the popcorn was vacuum-sealed! yum  | |
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probably the fact it has been sealed in plastic all this time is not a good thing  | |
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Isn't there something like emergency food stamps r a food bank 4 people who r temporarily out of work? What about unemployment benefits? Where r ur relatives? How'd u lose ur job? Crash a wedding 2 go and eat! Quick thought:Any Prince stuff u wanna sell?  Eat the popcorn 4 now.It should b okay. | |
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The company I was working for abruptly went out of business. So, now I am kind of screwed. I wouldn't have been screwed if I hadn't just lost a lot of money in Atlantic City! I just bought Trump a new bottle of wine.
Hmm, I do have a bunch of Prince on vinyl...
And I threw out that popcorn. I'd rather starve! | |
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you should sprinkle some liquid aminos on that popcorn, then at least you know the seasoning will be good for you.  | |
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