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Thread started 08/22/07 12:36pm

RodeoSchro

Well, if the dwarf's stuck penis didn't make you laugh

Then don't bother reading this post.

Russian woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis
Wed Aug 22, 4:59 AM ET


MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said on Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict".

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

I BET SITTING NAKED IN FRONT OF YOUR EX-WIFE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT.
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Reply #1 posted 08/22/07 3:05pm

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what's with all the apendage injuries lately? err

balls ripped off, gluing your dick, the new "burning man"...
doveShe couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay dove
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Reply #2 posted 08/22/07 6:43pm

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RodeoSchro said:

Then don't bother reading this post.

Russian woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis
Wed Aug 22, 4:59 AM ET


MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said on Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict".

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

I BET SITTING NAKED IN FRONT OF YOUR EX-WIFE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT.


Reuters, so tacky...
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