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Let's say King Kong lived Don't mean to ruin the ending for all of you, but I figure having been on film for over 70 years, we should be safe from spoilers.
So this chick has lead a giant ape on over 2 continents. He's fought dinosaurs, bugs, been shot, blown up, and chained up for a bunch of assholes to gawk at. He finally breaks out and has his girl on top of the Empire State Building. How does that date end? Pissed off giant ape with blue balls? Full body "hand"job on the Kong Dong? Ape eats girl for being a cock tease and jerks off over New York? [Edited 8/21/07 21:26pm] Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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Ape eats girl for being a cock tease and jerks off over New York?
 [Edited 8/22/07 7:10am] Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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 "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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Godzilla comes, destroys Kong with his Radioactive Fire, then eats the girl, the end  | |
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it wouldn't last. she'd be on the phone to her girlfriends
goin "oh i'm not sure, his coat is so dull and he ne-ve-rr washes up after himself" he'd be out all night drinking with the boys to get away from her constant nagging. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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AWESOME thread.  Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it. |
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Don't worry man I've got problems too ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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Don't worry man I've got problems too ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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Mars23 said: Ape eats girl for being a cock tease and jerks off over New York?
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can't believe you've ruined the end of king kong for me, next you'll be telling me how Jaws ends  | |
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