Now, I know a good deal of you watch pornography, and I can't recall if this topic has ever been done, but I thought it was about time for a good pornography discussion.

How old were you when you saw your first porn video?
How did you get ahold of it?
What's the best porn video you've ever seen?
Do you like the music?

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Oooo man... my first porn... I was ONLY 15... sad but true. but I got tricked in2 watchin' it.. thouht it was gonna b a horror flick... well what I saw sure made me scared... and sick 2 my stomache!! I actually got sick and hurled!!! Gross I know... but just thought y'all would get a laugh outta knowin' that!!! =)
I was traumatized!!! I couldn't watch another flick til I was much much MUCH older... hmmm... couldn't tell u a best... and the music sux!!! They need 2 throw some "nasty" Prince in there and that would b the bomb!! =)

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

Porno doesn't do much for me, but it is pretty funny.

I saw my first porno at about 10 or 11 years old

My dad had a "porno bag" of Beta porno tapes at the top of his closet and, like a good kid, I climbed a ladder and got the bag down when my parents were outside doing something... I checked it out...

I haven't seen a "best" porno, as they are all about the same... but I did love the movie "Orgazmo" by Trey Parker... it was about porno, so that kinda counts.

The music is cheesy.

12
Satellite TV (back when everything was unscrambled)
Anything with Young Nikki Charm.

The music thing is a funny story for me.

Okay, so we had our stereo hooked up to our VCR which everything else (TV and Sat Receiver, etc.) plugged into. Well, I was a big fan of The Disney Channel. There used to be this show called Dtv, which was a play on Mtv. Disney would splice tons of clips from Disney toons and set them to music like 50's, 70's, 80's pop, etc.

Well, there was this introduction, call it the Dtv theme song that would play. It's actually a rock instrumental that was upbeat, and swingy. Well, I turned on the stereo one day and heard that song playing. I thought Dtv was on, but when I turned on the TV, there was a porno that used that same song in a scene playing! I was a bit floored, and incredibly scared, but too horny to turn it off.

Thus began the next evolution in my study of human sexuality.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

prolly younger than i shoulda been
and where i got it ...older family member
best porno i ever seen? a pool party orgy i dont remember the movies name wasnt important lol
the music is always great esp for the cheesey scene..

Hey what are you doing in my room?..." -cue cheesy porn music

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This is funny and seriously I know Prince said this but it's the same deal with me. Well,my parents and yes I believe my mom had a Playboy magazine in the house so I was 7. And as far as movies well I think I was 17 or 18. I kinda like Deep Throat and Marilyn Chambers stuff and Ron Jeremy. I also like The Devil in Miss Jones. Nothing like the classics before condoms.

porn is hilarious

no vid'z till over 19 & was able 2 buy them my self but mag's out tha ace!...my face is the place 4 your pretty pantie lace!

i like real nasty porn. real nasty. like with some real sick shit. dirty nasty sick and twisted. and i like eurobush. you know the kind, real thick and wide. the kind that makes its way all the way to the hips! gotta go!

comeon said:

err, thanks.

I was about 10 or 11 also when I saw my first porno. My best friend's dad had a cable decoder box that unscrambles the signals you don't recieve. So as 6th graders our best friends would sneak over and watch the Tuxedo/Rendezvous/Spice channels while the parents weren't around. I'd say my favorites were a skit called "Soft Bodies" and later a movie called the "Reel World". It was a hilarious parody of the MTV show. Overall, porn doesn't do it for me either. A good love scene in a movie is far more appealing.

comeon said:

WHAT THE!!!

Have any of you seen the recent porno film that rapper Snoop Dogg "directed"?

I saw my first porn when I was 18

It was in the airforce. I had to watch so many straight porn I got bored with it. What's up with that male fantasy of seeing two women gett off?

I do not have any favourite, but love that gritty 70's gay porn, where all actors have moustaches and no one bothers with any attempts to 'act'.

The music is most times great. I love it when it just is a silly computer with a synth solo that lasts all movie.

Also; talking about porn music; I always thought that this Prince song called "Heaven" sounds alot like the porn music. Therefor I love it a bit more, especially becuz the lyrics clash with the images my mind conjures...

DavidEye said:


Nope. Care to give us a plot synopsis?

girls gone wild with snoop in it basically

I like the "amateurs" ones

TRON said:

Actually,I haven't seen it either.I was wondering if someone could give ME a plot synopsis?

I think I saw my first porn film at age 12.It was called "Fantasies" or something like that.When you're a young,horny teenager watching that stuff,it's just overwhelming,to say the least...lol...

For years,I envied these porno stars.I mean,they get PAID for doing something that everyone loves to do!! How can you top a job like that?

My favorite porno film would be "The Dirty Dozen",which I saw in the late 80s.

Another deep discussion initiated by urs truly.

Nep2nes said:

Hey SOME of us like porn Nep!


I used to get free videos from the Adam & Eve catalog all the time. They were only snippets from porn movies but it's actually better because they get straight to the naughty business and cut out all the nonsense. You can get off quicker!

Someone told me this was a good one.
I wouldn't know though, its just plain rude.
In England, you get sent to jail for even pondering for a second the mere suggestion that you might buy such filth.
Ah, thank God for our censors. They keep our British sense of decency and morals in high regard.
Who needs democracy and free choice?

You can't buy porn in England???

CarrieLee said:

No. Well, you can buy you're soft stuff. But anything else is prohibited.

For the ladies...and some fella's

Oh, and meet Mrs Gooey

No thank you Gooey, I don't want to look at some bloke's arse. I prefer something more tasteful

This has got to beat working

Just look at those big.
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dewmass said:

And her natural smart look.
If a woman would look at me like that I'ld loose my hardon

I smell a thread locking!

Ya know, those girls are very pretty but I just don't find fake boobies attractive. They would look so much better if they toned it down a little.

But that's just my opinion. Some guys like the glammed up look...


And my my Gooey, you have good taste!