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PrintableTRON said: IceNine said:
An inventive group of deer could possibly build a machine that would translate all classic novels into pig latin. This invention would make them absolutely no money, but they would have the satisfaction of a job well done.
OMG. This is the best one yet. You are too funny. A very active imagination you have there Ice.   Thank you, thank you... I try.
I am in Kilgore Trout mode right now! :LOL: *footnote: Kilgore Trout is a recurring character in novels by the great Kurt Vonnegut, jr. Trout is a hack science fiction writer who comes up with far-fetched and fantastical stories. ... [This message was edited Fri Oct 4 9:18:16 PDT 2002 by IceNine] SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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If deer could invent a machine of their choosing, I believe that they might very well invent a machine that created earthquakes. The earthquakes would be used to drive humans to colonize the moon and Mars in order to escape the horrible cracks in the earth's crust and destruction of buildings and places of business. When all humans have moved off-planet, the deer will activate the special earthquake reversal device that will make the planet a deer paradise. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: I am in Kilgore Trout mode right now!
Holy shit! I got the joke (before the explanation)!  I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: IceNine said: I am in Kilgore Trout mode right now!
Holy shit! I got the joke (before the explanation)! Now it is time for your Kilgore Trout imitation! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Virtual Reality...
"Powder" comes to my mind. Yeah, Virtual Reality... reverse the pain and the agony to...guess who? Then people would know the suffering! | |
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A pair of deer with a little motivation could put their heads together and create a machine that would put an end to world hunger by domesticating, corralling and breeding deer hunters. The hunters would be killed and slaughtered for their tender cutlets when they reached the proper age. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Oh my God
It's coming right for us!  "Respect mah authoritah!" | |
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EricCartman said: Oh my God
It's coming right for us! "Let's thin out their numbers!" SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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I suspect that a deer of moderate intelligence could write a computer program that would search Prince.org for old threads and post on them to bring them back to the front page. There would be no point to it, but the deer would feel good about himself for accomplishing his goals. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: What kind of machine do you think that they would build?
I would hope that they would build some sort of machine that would lure hunters to the same place over and over so that the deer could slaughter them by the thousands! Hell... we need to thin out their numbers or the hunters will die.  :LOL:
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A deer with a stunted imagination and sub-standard IQ might someday be able to harness the power of the sun by virtue of stretching platic wrap around its antlers to form some sort of makeshift solar panel, but his painfully low IQ would render the breakthrough useless, as he would burn himself to death like an ant under a magnifying glass with an eleven year old hell-spawn at the helm as he stood majestically at the top of the tallest hill in the midday sun. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: A deer with a stunted imagination and sub-standard IQ might someday be able to harness the power of the sun by virtue of stretching platic wrap around its antlers to form some sort of makeshift solar panel, but his painfully low IQ would render the breakthrough useless, as he would burn himself to death like an ant under a magnifying glass with an eleven year old hell-spawn at the helm as he stood majestically at the top of the tallest hill in the midday sun.
:EEK: There's an image! | |
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Chico319 said: IceNine said: A deer with a stunted imagination and sub-standard IQ might someday be able to harness the power of the sun by virtue of stretching platic wrap around its antlers to form some sort of makeshift solar panel, but his painfully low IQ would render the breakthrough useless, as he would burn himself to death like an ant under a magnifying glass with an eleven year old hell-spawn at the helm as he stood majestically at the top of the tallest hill in the midday sun.
:EEK: There's an image! I got a million of 'em. :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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I bet! :LOL:
How about something with an...oh I don't know..an OTTER maybe? | |
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