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PrintablePurpleJedi said: ZombieKitten said: yippee!  that's all right then
If you see a nice dress that you can't quite afford...sprinkle some birdseed on it and wait a day or two.  | |
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ZombieKitten said: Rhondab said: bird getting in your house.....means death...
at least some of my aunts feel like that... what about birds inside the mall?  What about Birds On A Plane.....? MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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IstenSzek said: so lately i've been creeped the f!ck out by at least 1 dead bird
every 2 days for over two weeks now 
it started with a dead bird outside my backdoor, no wounds, no broken neck, just dead, as if by old age, lol. then i drove over a huge raven, a real freaky accident where i almost got into a crash for breaking hard to avoid him. there was a whole lot more to it but it was no average accident. the whole thing freaked me out incredibly and i don't usually get freaked out that soon. then a dead bird next to my car in the morning, right next to the driver's seat door.there was a mark on the door where it had crashed into the metal of a dark blue car, standing still wtf? friday i get on a ladder to trim my honeysuckle tree in the back of my garden and notice a little nest. in it are three dead birds. this weekend a bird just crashed itself incredibly hard into 1 of my windows. dead. i've lived here for 9 months and that has never happened before. in fact, i was even standing right in front of the window talking to a friend who had come over to show me her new baby i'm having a drink in my friend's garden, a bird swooshes over my head, flies into a small window, covered with shades inside, and falls dead on the pavement. this morning at work, i opened the door to the garden during my coffee break and as i step out onto the terrace, there's a dead bird next to my foot. somebody
i think something or someone is trying to tell me something really desperately. this is seriously starting to worry me.  You're gonna die. | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: ZombieKitten said: what about birds inside the mall? What about Birds On A Plane.....? The snakes took care of them.  | |
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I guess they are if you're a bird. | |
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JediTodd said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: What about Birds On A Plane.....? The snakes took care of them. 
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Cloudbuster said: IstenSzek said: so lately i've been creeped the f!ck out by at least 1 dead bird
every 2 days for over two weeks now
it started with a dead bird outside my backdoor, no wounds, no broken neck, just dead, as if by old age, lol. then i drove over a huge raven, a real freaky accident where i almost got into a crash for breaking hard to avoid him. there was a whole lot more to it but it was no average accident. the whole thing freaked me out incredibly and i don't usually get freaked out that soon. then a dead bird next to my car in the morning, right next to the driver's seat door.there was a mark on the door where it had crashed into the metal of a dark blue car, standing still wtf? friday i get on a ladder to trim my honeysuckle tree in the back of my garden and notice a little nest. in it are three dead birds. this weekend a bird just crashed itself incredibly hard into 1 of my windows. dead. i've lived here for 9 months and that has never happened before. in fact, i was even standing right in front of the window talking to a friend who had come over to show me her new baby i'm having a drink in my friend's garden, a bird swooshes over my head, flies into a small window, covered with shades inside, and falls dead on the pavement. this morning at work, i opened the door to the garden during my coffee break and as i step out onto the terrace, there's a dead bird next to my foot. somebody
i think something or someone is trying to tell me something really desperately. this is seriously starting to worry me. You're gonna die. whilst i'm fucking you  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Only if you find it in your bed. | |
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IstenSzek said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I think you need somekind of MEXICAN voodoo witch doctor egg and live chicken cleansing.....wait....that's a bird.....never mind. lol. i know a maluku who does voodoo (also with birds i think) and i already though about perhaps consulting her about this. although she'll probably do what she always does, scare the shit out of me, and make me pay her with a bottle of malt
I can get you in touch with one who will do it for just a plate of nasi with kroepoek | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: IstenSzek said: lol. i know a maluku who does voodoo (also with birds i think) and i already though about perhaps consulting her about this. although she'll probably do what she always does, scare the shit out of me, and make me pay her with a bottle of malt
I can get you in touch with one who will do it for just a plate of nasi with kroepoek 
sounds like a bargain!  and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: so lately i've been creeped the f!ck out by at least 1 dead bird
every 2 days for over two weeks now
it started with a dead bird outside my backdoor, no wounds, no broken neck, just dead, as if by old age, lol. then i drove over a huge raven, a real freaky accident where i almost got into a crash for breaking hard to avoid him. there was a whole lot more to it but it was no average accident. the whole thing freaked me out incredibly and i don't usually get freaked out that soon. then a dead bird next to my car in the morning, right next to the driver's seat door.there was a mark on the door where it had crashed into the metal of a dark blue car, standing still wtf? friday i get on a ladder to trim my honeysuckle tree in the back of my garden and notice a little nest. in it are three dead birds. this weekend a bird just crashed itself incredibly hard into 1 of my windows. dead. i've lived here for 9 months and that has never happened before. in fact, i was even standing right in front of the window talking to a friend who had come over to show me her new baby i'm having a drink in my friend's garden, a bird swooshes over my head, flies into a small window, covered with shades inside, and falls dead on the pavement. this morning at work, i opened the door to the garden during my coffee break and as i step out onto the terrace, there's a dead bird next to my foot. somebody
i think something or someone is trying to tell me something really desperately. this is seriously starting to worry me. NO...JUST DEAD! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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IstenSzek said: are dead birds a bad omen?
Naw, but "Damian" is. | |
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i haven't hit anything larger than a gopher for ages
but a few weeks ago (right after muirdo's i hit a squirrel thread!) i was driving to the farm and within the space of a few miles i had three close contacts with animals! first there was a dark spot on the road but it looked like either a spot of oil or a pothole in the road but then - thunk - and as i was wondering what the heck i had hit as much as 45 seconds later i could smell skunk. so either it was dead already or it was hurt and i finished him off. then there were bunnies all over the place! thankfully i wasn't in any danger of hitting them but it was weird. at least five 
meanwhile i'm still freaked that i hit a skunk. i'm thinking ok this is how people run over other people on the road and assume it was a dog because it happens so fast and you have no clue what it was. all of a sudden there is a cat on the road and it decides to run across my path! i swerve a little to try to avoid it. didn't hear anything, didn't feel anything so i don't think i hit it but man i bet he lost whiskers i was so close! if that wasn't enough only a mile or so down the road a bird flies into the side of the vehicle as i'm driving. he flew into me! not the front of the vehicle... but the side of the vehicle! i'm feeling like a real killing machine by the time i get home but my father points out that it had been insufferably hot and all the creatures were hungry and in search of water and food in the early evening and were disoriented. perhaps the weather has been affecting your birds too? i know sometimes when the sun is just right you get more bird-into-window crashes than normal. nothing is more disconcerting that hearing that thump and seeing the imprint of the wingspan on the glass bottom line
is i think you are going to be just fine. put the hawk decals on your windows if you want to keep the birdies safer. i know this was a longwinded post but   She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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