roodboi said:

if you put a mirror in front of him he thinks it's another fish, gets all territorial and puffs his fins out.

evenstar3 said:

Tupac???

I've had these fish before. They are so boring. Mine always died pretty quickly. I'm not good with fish.

hokie1 said:

I'm dying to know what you expected these fish to do...

roodboi said:

This.

hokie1 said:

i'm going to train mine to jump out of the water and bite people. he just needs a name first.

JJ - I don't know why but it suits him.

As for the training, I'd start with little cardboard figures of the twins. Once he's used to them get a life size picture of Rihanna.

One4All4Ever said:

excellent suggestion, i'll get right on it.

SpicyMustard
SpookyMuffin
SmokyMuffler
SmellyMuff
SmegmaMouth
SimpleMind



worst

thread

ever

Dolphin! That's what I named my fish.

One4All4Ever said:

Those are my initials

Imago said:

you are soooo many kinds of wrong.

and duh, it says awful thread right in the title.

hokie1 said:

I had a beta and he was awesome. He was a muddled black colour (pretty rare I am told) and would come up and let me pet him when I talked to him. He lived for years too.

His name was Murky.

Fish N Chips

Ronald?

JustErin said:

i didn't know you could pet fish!

evenstar3 said:

I don't think you're supposed to but this little freak also ate doritos.

JustErin said:

awesome.

Wow. This thread IS bad.

Much worse than # 1293096.



P.S. Name the fish "Fish777."

jess555ja said:

How could I know
We can start ur training with life size pictures of Kanye West !

Trent.

Spookymuffin said:

evenstar3 said:

Problem solved. Fish named. Fuck off the rest of you. As usual I get it right and you might as well have defecated for what little use you all served.

Spookymuffin said:

Trent Edward!

his attack lessons will begin tonight.

evenstar3 said:

Trent Fishner Edward

Spookymuffin said:

Trent Edward Fishner!

evenstar3 said:

evenstar3 said:

Bullocks. Rubbish!



That name is far to common.


You need something original


Something unique.




There are many fish in the sea, but there is only one

I can't believe a thread about fish has been aloud to spin out of control

Imago said:

but unpronounceable symbols aren't the easiest to use when training your fish to kill.

he can put it on his business cards!