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2 buddies are playing golf. one of them is about ti hit the ball, when suddenly they see a funeral go by with the coffin. the golfer takes hit hat off and prayes silently.
His friend then says: "Wow, that's the most thoughtful thing I've ever seen. you are very kind." so the golfer answers: "Well, we were married for 35 years."
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2 guys sitting in a bar. one says to the other: "I fucked your mamma!". The crowd in the bar goes quiet, waiting for a response. the guy goes again: "I fucked your mamma!". then the other guy says: "go home dad, you're drunk."
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A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he's pulled over by the police.
The police officer approaches him and asks: "Have you been drinking Sir?"
"No. Why?" asks the man, "Was I all over the road?"
"No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly. It was the fat bird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious."

Heavenly said:

lol silly-ness