Have you ever thought about changing your name? Have you ever lied about your name to someone on first introduction? Have you ever changed your name to something nobody could pronounce as a protest against your record labels handling of your output?

I had a friend of mine go with me to car shop and he always used a different name for each sales person that walked up on us. He would say to me before we got out of the car- "now think of a name so you are ready when they walk up". It never failed as soon as they came up and introduced themselves I would automatically say- "Hi, I am Valory." I just could not fake it and give them a false name.
I need to work on that..
After I messed up a few times he started introducing me and would use funny made up names to see if I could keep a straight face.