I love entertaining small groups of people, but one thing I cannot stand is someone coming up into my home and being even slightly disrespectful. I will kick a motherfucker right out without two thoughts about it.

Some months ago, a lad who lives down the street who talks video games with my husband came in. Now, this lad is younger than both of us, but old one would think he understands how to act civilized. He insulted my ability to clean house (he dropped by unexpectedly and I am no fucking Susie Homemaker) and referred to one of our cats as a homosexual. Hence, permanently banned.

Last night we had a small dinner party, a couple of people we work with, one fellow and his wife, and a friend of ours, and this fellow we work with proceeded to get sloshed, completely and utterly sloshed. I would have been embarrassed if I were him, but clearly the man is an alcoholic in ways I could not have fathomed. We met his wife for the first time... she was very nice, and I learned that stuff like that with her husband happens all the time. Needless to say, no more invites.



At a similar event last winter, the husband of a girl I worked with sat down on our couch and became a permanent fixture. She kept trying to say it was time to go home, Alex and I kept mentioning we were tired, but no. This man did not understand the meaning of "go the fuck home already, you've overstayed your welcome six fucking hours ago!" And he smelled.

Ever had to kick someone out?

generally speaking, I hate people.
So no one really gets to come inside my home,
let alone even know where I live.
I'll meet them somewhere.

horatio said:

ditto..

weepingwall said:

double ditto...

Does your cat fuck other cats of the same gender? If so you banned someone for making an accurate statement.

Mars23 said:

when my dog likes another dog he always whines like 'fuck me, fuck me'
and sticks his tail in the air and puts his ass in thier face.

thats pretty gay too.

I just don't invite people over anymore unless I know them well.

I find I enjoy solitude more and more as I get older. Gimme my laptop and a hi-speed connect and I'm very happy.

our wedding was at our house, it started at 2pm. 12am this guy and his girlfriend were STILL here, I was in my pyjamas and had taken my wedding hairdo down and the master was yawning and talking about the 4:30am flight we had to catch. It took a LOT of hints to get them out the door. The last of the other guests had left 4 hours prior.

I put this on.

Have sex with them and then ask them to go leave. But not until they finish of course. That would be rude.

I don't have people over often, but when I do, it's usually fun, especially if they comment on how fabulous our place is (thanks to the open concept and my mom's gift for interior design), but I hate when people act up. I invited my friend over to work on a project and fed her and everything, but she was being a bit annoying. I didn't have my car that day, so I had to walk half an hour in a snowstorm to meet her at a bus stop and then back, and she was mad about THAT and kept repeating every hour that she spent so much money to travel to come by, which shouldn't have been a problem for her considering that every weekend, she traveled to another town by public transit, close to the Canadian-US border to be with her boyfriend anyways. She wanted cheerios the next day and when we didn't have any, she was pissed off and acting bitter about it, despite having frosted flakes and the family all eating omlet and stuff together. I felt like she was ungrateful, and even when I was dropping her to the bus stop, she was going on and on about how much she had paid the previous day like it was such a burden on her. I didn't force her to come, we had a project to work on. She looked and acted like a totally ungrateful and cheap individual and I didn't have her over again. Maybe she's jealous or envious, or something, I don't know what it is till this day, but she was being really weird and she didn't have to be like that.
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