for or for cleanup afterward? I hear this all the time from guys, come to think of it, all straight, about using socks to do the deed or using them to clean up. Do gay guys do this too? I've never done it! Is this a straight phenomena or some urban legend?

I have wiped my dick on all manner of things to get rid of sperm--I'm grossed out by sperm. I mean, if nothing made of cloth is available, I'll pick up one of my cats, and use fur.

I guess no one gives a shit

Imago said:

Jesus.

It puts the lotion on the skin.

Ed Gein got nuthin' on you.

horatio said:

I mean

Well tio? Didya?

I don't, no. That grosses me out. Plus I'm a visual bloke.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

at the emoticon.

no, i just spit that shit on the floor and rub it in with my foot
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i own these really cool things called TOWELS. i think i might be able to google a picture of one, they're really useful around the house.

Anxiety said:

So are cats.

I have not, but that's cause my cock won't fit into one.

Anxiety said:

right?!

I mean even on an impulse I have some kind of tissue/cloth/towel/napkin waiting to wipe up my children

Anxiety said:

One should never forget the importance of a towel. You never know when you might need one.

horatio said:

Oh gosh! A reminder of that thread where some people dont wash their feet

yeah... I've done it.... don't know where i got the idea to stick my joint in a sock... anyway but I'm straight

superspaceboy said:

"Don't forget to bring a towel!"

I used a tubesock once, but it was too small. Usually, it's a t-shirt actually, and usually I'm wearing it and just pull it off and prest-o clean-o!

yes, and dirty ones are even better!

NDRU said:

there is a such thing as towels and tissue. the sock is for your foot guys. just the thought of it...

heybaby said:

but I use a glove for birth control

heybaby said:

Aren't tissues too delicate? Like it shreds into bits and stuff.

Use a towel, boys.

Or better yet...just don't touch it at all. It's not nice to jerk off.

JustErin said:

well not tissue maybe toilet paper? anyway no socks

heybaby said:

u girls are funny....i bet u if the man u loved madly did it you'd find a way to "accept" the idea....

it makes pefect sense for a man to think of his sock in these terms....absorbant...slides right on....gets the job done...

but on another note cum seems to fuck up any fabric...so it would obviously have to be one of your least favorite socks..

JediTodd said:

i love this place....3 years standing

I only used one once because this girl I had been dating blew me in a closet at my folks' place and she wasn't a swallower.

Ordinarily I'll use a paper towel. You can just throw it away when you're done and you don't have to worry about messing up any fabric or socks.

guitarslinger44 said:

...look on the bright side...she blew you in a closet

Imago said:

Thats a tad unpleasant!

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