nope. they're unwritten but if you don't know them anyway you're a total loser.

Jess will use her little hammer.
And I will use a different approach on the hammer.

Two words:

Old skin.

Old skin, on who?

Anyone over, let's say, 26?

Oh JD, you're such a partypooper.

And I'm saying because I'm cliquey or anything.

I am? Is there a page I can go to in order to stop being a total loser?

i think you mean-

everyday on the org jd will be grouchy.

Im just stating the truth.

What can you expect to happen everyday on the org?

1.Jess posts a picture
2.A gay joke about Imago (double points for using the familiar "Dan"!)
3.In P&R someone will use a proper name of another to try to lend weight to an argument.
4.The falloff emoticon will be used a minimum of 600 times.
5._____ appreciation thread.
6. TotalANXiousNESS will take on an occupation and/or hobby. Org gushing ensues.
7.Karmatornado says something extremely randy.
8.Someone expresses the desire to view Erin's breasts.
What else?
[Edited 8/16/07 14:00pm]

Wrong!

Pretty please

Spooky will curse at Evenstar, who will toss it right back at him, and sex talk will ensue

Althom will be called a "twit" by Ocean

Someone will compliment Carrie about her hair

Jersey will lurk, and post if the mood strikes him

Spooky will curse at Evenstar, who will toss it right back at him, and sex talk will ensue

stupid motherfucker.

You cuntcockeral, fuck me now.

Hello! Maybe. . .

not even bothering with actual words anymore, i see?

& you KNOW we do. sometimes it's like four threads at once

Moron I was fulfilling what he said.

*poke vagina*

whatever fuckface, i did it better.

:cut off hands:

What the fuck was that for?!