Ex-Moderator | JustErin said: karmatornado said: For me there are two. You all already know about the Angry Dragon story. If not read about it in the worst 1 night stand thread. The tie for the weirdest sex request has got to be the corndog! The corndog you ask. You are having sex on a beach and the woman asks you to dip your boner in the sand and stick it up her ass doggy style. Thus the corn dog!. What about you?
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roodboi said: A girl once asked me to lick her eyeball ( I think I've talked about this here before)...
There's not alot I haven't tried, but I drew the fucking line on that one... now that is weird Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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This chick did an "ATM" for me. I then called her "Superstar" nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
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MuthaFunka said: This chick did an "ATM" for me. I then called her "Superstar"
How is that a weird request? | |
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EverSoulicious said: MuthaFunka said: This chick did an "ATM" for me. I then called her "Superstar"
How is that a weird request? I envy your mate. nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
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MuthaFunka said: EverSoulicious said: How is that a weird request? I envy your mate. I don't have one | |
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EverSoulicious said: MuthaFunka said: I envy your mate. I don't have one And your address is what again? nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
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MuthaFunka said: EverSoulicious said: I don't have one And your address is what again? 1234 Assimilate 2 Lips Ct. NunyaDamn,Bidness 98555 USA | |
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MuthaFunka said: EverSoulicious said: I don't have one And your address is what again? I don't know hers But, my address is 555 Avenue St City Park 12345 USA See you then. | |
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july said: MuthaFunka said: And your address is what again? I don't know hers But, my address is 555 Avenue St City Park 12345 USA See you then. I've been there, beautiful place | |
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EverSoulicious said: july said: I don't know hers But, my address is 555 Avenue St City Park 12345 USA See you then. I've been there, beautiful place | |
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july said: EverSoulicious said: I've been there, beautiful place | |
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EverSoulicious said: MuthaFunka said: And your address is what again? 1234 Assimilate 2 Lips Ct. NunyaDamn,Bidness 98555 USA Hey, that's about 6 or 9 miles from me! nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
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july said: MuthaFunka said: And your address is what again? I don't know hers But, my address is 555 Avenue St City Park 12345 USA See you then. nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
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MuthaFunka said: EverSoulicious said: 1234 Assimilate 2 Lips Ct. NunyaDamn,Bidness 98555 USA Hey, that's about 6 or 9 miles from me! really? we should meet up at the ATM around the corner then | |
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MuthaFunka said: july said: I don't know hers But, my address is 555 Avenue St City Park 12345 USA See you then. Thanks. | |
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Someone asked me to pee on them....
I was with this one guy, at a sex club, and while I was doing him he put a plastic bag over his head and started breathing really hard. I was like this . MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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EverSoulicious said: MuthaFunka said: Hey, that's about 6 or 9 miles from me! really? we should meet up at the ATM around the corner then Cool! Can't wait to make that withdrawal! nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
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july said: MuthaFunka said: Thanks. nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
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MuthaFunka said: EverSoulicious said: really? we should meet up at the ATM around the corner then Cool! Can't wait to make that withdrawal! | |
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I've never had a weird request... But then i've only really spent intimate time with my current boyfriend. Lol, 'current' makes it sound like i'll be getting rid of him sometime soon.... No chance!
Anyways my friend had the weirdest bloody boyfriend and i've often laughed myself silly about this since she told me. Not a weird request, but a weird experience. Whenever my friend and her boyfriend were getting down and dirty with eachother he'd be really, vocally 'bigging' himself up if you like. He was big into football and whenever he came he'd shout "he shoots! He scores!" My friend fucking pissed herself laughing the first time he did this because she obviously thought he was just kidding around... Apparently not; this was a nightly thing. My, I felt so sorry for her. This is the sole reason they broke up, XD. | |
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