For me there are two. You all already know about the Angry Dragon story. If not read about it in the worst 1 night stand thread. The tie for the weirdest sex request has got to be the corndog! The corndog you ask. You are having sex on a beach and the woman asks you to dip your boner in the sand and stick it up her ass doggy style. Thus the corn dog!. What about you?

What the...wha-who the fuck are these people you have sex with? Serial killers?

PreacherMan said:

I tell you I have found some doosies.

there are some things i never, ever wanted to know about. i think that was one of them.

Karma shares too much information with us

jess555ja said:

For real

evenstar3 said:

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karmatornado said:

Bullshit.

who the hell in their right mind wants sand up their ass

sand up the ass eh? umm just no

PreacherMan said:

If you dipped your boner in the sand and shoved it up her ass then you would be sandpapered red raw yourself and not fit to dip it in anything! (kinda like skin peel without the chemicals!)

karmatornado said:

What

the

fuck.

Very Cool thread.

Alas I'm just as much of a prude as the other orgers here.

I don't think many can compete with you on this 1!

but thanks for the info.

blueblossom said:

isnt sand basically tiny rocks?

heybaby said:

If he did it he wouldn't be getting any rocks off

blueblossom said:

R we talkin' from experience, or from th' other end?

To actually have sex, apparently.

I used to manage an "adult boutique" and I've probably gotten a lot of strange requests/propositions that I've erased from memory, but here are a few that linger:

I do remember a guy once checking out a movie and as he was paying for it he tipped me a twenty dollar bill. Well it wasn't until after he left that I saw that a note was folded inside the $20. It listed his measurements and stated that he would be waiting for me in the parking lot. Well I just called security and pocketed the $20.

Another time I caught a guy trying to steal a 13" dong by shoving it in his pants. When confronted he at first denied any wrong doing but eventually pulled it out of his pants saying, "What dong? Oh...you mean this?" After surrendering said dong he then offered to use it on me.

And there was this little old Asian man that would come in regularly but never buy anything. Instead he would always want me to show him different products that he would point to and then say (I swear he used to really say this) "Me, you...fucky, fucky, sucky sucky"

Oh and once a guy took a lingerie item and actually hung it on his penis when I wasn't looking then asked me if I thought it was a "good size" for his girlfriend! ewwwww...I guess he thought I was just gonna be so amazed by his dick that I would just drop to my knees right there and show him how much! Ewwww.
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oops...double post
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I would often request that the young lady of the moment call someone.....friend, parent, anyone.....and attempt to have a conversation with that person as I either went down on them or did them doggy-style (kneeling/standing).....to see how long they could maintain their composure...ESPECIALLY if they were talking to mom or dad.....

....but Karma....dude.....you REALLY seem to have a "winner" magnet....thought I'm still at the thought of the double whammy....bloody angry dragon with a side of corndog.....WOWWWWW!

JustErin said:

A girl once asked me to lick her eyeball ( I think I've talked about this here before)...
There's not alot I haven't tried, but I drew the fucking line on that one...

roodboi said:

lick her eyeball? what kind of crap is that?

heybaby said:

I know my tongue has been in some crazy places...but that's just...I don't know what it is but ewww....:

roodboi said:

Rightly said:

eh thars a cheeky twat...!!!