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I Think I'm BEING STALKED By an Indian Blue Peacock. 
Though I suffer from occasional bouts of delusional self aggrandizing fantasies , and have often imagined that I was the object of a female’s affection when in reality she was at the very least completely indifferent to my existence, I think I’m on to something here in purporting that over the last couple of months, I have been slowly stalked by an Indian Blue Peacock, one of 2 that roam the grounds at the Thai Wat Tampa (Tampa Thai Buddhist Temple). The New Temples (seen above) has been built and is now fully functional and draws more “local tourist” than ever before. The once modest operation of faithful lay vendors who sell their goods and make donations to the Temple has grown into a heavily trafficked pastime for folks around Tampa (at least those who’ve discovered it). I have been coming here for about 5 years now and have always noticed the birds, due their extreme beauty, though I have never really paid too much attention to them. But within the last 2 months, one of the birds is always following me. He walks about 15 to 20 feet behind me, and when I sit down to eat my hot bowl of noodle soup and deliciously spicy Som Tum (papaya Salad), he stares at me. I’ll turn to look at him, and he looks away pretending like he wasn’t observing me. Or he’ll walk slowly behind a tree like he’s James Bond or some shit. But he’s been watching me. He’s been observing. Even on exceptionally crowded days, when there are no kids around (the peacocks tend to hide when there’s lots of kids around), he will still single me out and approach me only within 15 feet or so. I’m not sure what he’s after, but I wish he would just spill it. Creepy ass bird. picture edit [Edited 7/8/07 15:23pm] | |
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You are delusional....
I do not see a bird???  | |
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shanti0608 said: You are delusional....
I do not see a bird??? The bird was the one who took the picture! | |
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MikeMatronik said: shanti0608 said: You are delusional....
I do not see a bird??? The bird was the one who took the picture! 
well then where is Imago?? Hiding in the temple I suppose. I do see his shoes on the steps though.  | |
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shanti0608 said: MikeMatronik said: The bird was the one who took the picture!
well then where is Imago?? Hiding in the temple I suppose. I do see his shoes on the steps though. He's sodomizing the Peacock...Poor bird!  [Edited 7/8/07 15:23pm] | |
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MikeMatronik said: shanti0608 said:
well then where is Imago?? Hiding in the temple I suppose. I do see his shoes on the steps though. He sodomizing the Peacock...Poor bird! Wow- that bird is talented- steady beak!!! | |
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shanti0608 said: MikeMatronik said: He sodomizing the Peacock...Poor bird! Wow- that bird is talented- steady beak!!! the idea is to create an hybrid army of asian human-peacoks!!!!  | |
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I thought I told you to stay off the Hallucogens.  | |
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 it's just sad when they get on that shit  | |
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Guys!  
It was all like this:  | |
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Imago said: Guys!
It was all like this: I do not know what you all are smoking in that temple but I do not think I want any of that... | |
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Imago said:
Though I suffer from occasional bouts of delusional self aggrandizing fantasies , and have often imagined that I was the object of a female’s affection when in reality she was at the very least completely indifferent to my existence, I think I’m on to something here in purporting that over the last couple of months, I have been slowly stalked by an Indian Blue Peacock, one of 2 that roam the grounds at the Thai Wat Tampa (Tampa Thai Buddhist Temple). The New Temples (seen above) has been built and is now fully functional and draws more “local tourist” than ever before. The once modest operation of faithful lay vendors who sell their goods and make donations to the Temple has grown into a heavily trafficked pastime for folks around Tampa (at least those who’ve discovered it). I have been coming here for about 5 years now and have always noticed the birds, due their extreme beauty, though I have never really paid too much attention to them. But within the last 2 months, one of the birds is always following me. He walks about 15 to 20 feet behind me, and when I sit down to eat my hot bowl of noodle soup and deliciously spicy Som Tum (papaya Salad), he stares at me. I’ll turn to look at him, and he looks away pretending like he wasn’t observing me. Or he’ll walk slowly behind a tree like he’s James Bond or some shit. But he’s been watching me. He’s been observing. Even on exceptionally crowded days, when there are no kids around (the peacocks tend to hide when there’s lots of kids around), he will still single me out and approach me only within 15 feet or so. I’m not sure what he’s after, but I wish he would just spill it. Creepy ass bird. picture edit [Edited 7/8/07 15:23pm] did you just score some ecsstasy?
Tell us more about your ass. http://prince.org/msg/100/263154?&pg=2
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I always thought/heard it is good luck if a peacock opens it's tail when it's watching you, but it was bad luck to take a peacock or a peacock feather indoors.
That's all I know about peacocks. It's a cool story though Dan. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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A lover from a life before, reincarnated as a peacock? | |
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MissMe said: A lover from a life before, reincarnated as a peacock?
How beautiful an idea is that! In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: MissMe said: A lover from a life before, reincarnated as a peacock?
How beautiful an idea is that! I think it may be true. | |
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Maybe your in such deep concentration that you are entering your nirvana and meeting reincarnated folks from your past. Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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MissMe said: Sweeny79 said: How beautiful an idea is that! I think it may be true. or some kind of european vagina 
yes, I am desperately trying to turn this into a sex thread. http://prince.org/msg/100/263154?&pg=2
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Imago said: Guys!
It was all like this: oh yeah, that really clears things up.... sad | |
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karmatornado said: Maybe your in such deep concentration that you are entering your nirvana and meeting reincarnated folks from your past.
You read my post and copied me. | |
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MissMe said: karmatornado said: Maybe your in such deep concentration that you are entering your nirvana and meeting reincarnated folks from your past.
You read my post and copied me. No I didn't silly, I was writing it before you posted!  Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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MissMe said: karmatornado said: Maybe your in such deep concentration that you are entering your nirvana and meeting reincarnated folks from your past.
You read my post and copied me. My mom is a practicing Buddhist. I think you have been reincarnated to challenge me and give me a hard time!  Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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karmatornado said: MissMe said: You read my post and copied me. No I didn't silly, I was writing it before you posted! It took you 5 minutes to type 19 words? | |
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karmatornado said: MissMe said: You read my post and copied me. My mom is a practicing Buddhist. I think you have been reincarnated to challenge me and give me a hard time! Or I was your worst enemy from a past life.  | |
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You should print this crap thread out and feed it to him. That'll kill him.
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MissMe said: karmatornado said: No I didn't silly, I was writing it before you posted! It took you 5 minutes to type 19 words? No I was responding to an orgnote and typing my response to this thread at the same time! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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2the9s said: You should print this crap thread out and feed it to him. That'll kill him.
Feed Imago? | |
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karmatornado said: MissMe said: It took you 5 minutes to type 19 words? No I was responding to an orgnote and typing my response to this thread at the same time! Do you type the orgnote with your left hand,. while replying to this thread with your right hand? | |
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