Oh, and in English lit. you bring the books in with you and you can make sure beforehand that you've filled every available space on the relevant pages with full chunks of essays you'll potentially have to write. I found that worked a treat. I just had a bit of a tendency to stop writing and look around for a while and ponder at how surreal it all was, the gravity of the whole scene, before considering why the fuck I was wasting time, only to continue to just look around even more precisely because of that and for my own amusement. Twat.

There's no grey area in history and English as far as writing essays about it at A-Level. You just learn a few bits and bobs, basically almost fully formulated answers that your teacher has already given you while you've read through the books, and then you use the state, quote, analyse formula. Another good thing at A-Level about subjects like English lit. and history is that being able to write well in general is worth a grade higher all by itself. It shouldn't be, but it just always is. Those who mark the papers just can't help it.

Oh, and in English lit. you bring the books in with you and you can make sure beforehand that you've filled every available space on the relevant pages with full chunks of essays you'll potentially have to write. I found that worked a treat. I just had a bit of a tendency to stop writing and look around for a while and ponder at how surreal it all was, the gravity of the whole scene, before considering why the fuck I was wasting time, only to continue to just look around even more precisely because of that and for my own amusement. Twat.

Not anymore you can't! And you have to write critique, and have to quote famous critics exactly. The more critics you get in, the better your grade. My friends though, being brilliant english writers (what else from Eton *smug, arrogant, posh cunt face*), made up critics and got away with it.

Good luck!



That is maneki nekos the good luck cat btw.

He looks sad.

Good luck!



That is maneki nekos the good luck cat btw.

He looks sad.

No, you can hear him saying, "OMG Ben's results are unbelieeeeevably goooood." Then he looks to the sky in awe of your accomplishments.

And then a Hell-Beast eats him.

You should spruce up the thread with some pictures of you nervously waiting for your results, biting your fingernails, pacing around the room, wanking off to pornography etc.

wtf.

Oh dont be so bloody melodramatic Ben - we all know you'll be fine!!

less talk, more photos. get to it.

Do we now?

WHERE ARE MY RESULTS YOU HAVE THEM I KNOW.