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PrintableHamsterHuey said: JustErin said: Are you too seriously boning/have boned?
If so...that's hot. He'd wish. 
Then again, I wish too. Really loudly.  | |
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Cloudbuster said: minneapolisgenius said: Is this thread about me?
 Let's fuck and find out.  Is your name already listed on this thread? Because if not, it will be soon if we do that.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Trouble is, I would not just bone him. I'd marry him too. |
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Cloudbuster said: minneapolisgenius said: Is this thread about me?
Let's fuck and find out.  |
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minneapolisgenius said: Cloudbuster said: Let's fuck and find out.
Is your name already listed on this thread? Because if not, it will be soon if we do that.  | |
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HamsterHuey said: Trouble is, I would not just bone him. I'd marry him too.
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Cloudbuster said: HamsterHuey said: Trouble is, I would not just bone him. I'd marry him too.
Ring and all. Romance. Sex. Music. I only dance when drunk. |
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HamsterHuey said: Ring and all. Romance. Sex. Music. I only dance when drunk.
We'll be drinking a lot, then. | |
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Cloudbuster said: HamsterHuey said: Ring and all. Romance. Sex. Music. I only dance when drunk.
We'll be drinking a lot, then. You a good dancer then? |
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HamsterHuey said: You a good dancer then?
Apparently. | |
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I meant;
Cloudbuster said: HamsterHuey said: You a good dancer then?
Apparently. Are you a good kisser? How tall are you? Do you want kids? Do you like cats, dogs, both or none? Are your toes hairy? |
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Cloudbuster said: minneapolisgenius said: Is your name already listed on this thread? Because if not, it will be soon if we do that. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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HamsterHuey said: I meant;
Cloudbuster said: Apparently. Are you a good kisser? How tall are you? Do you want kids? Do you like cats, dogs, both or none? Are your toes hairy? Apparently 6'1 Undecided Both but prefer cats. No | |
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ZombieKitten said: I never had a one night stand
 everytime it ended up to be at least 3 night stands   Hello!
Mine always ended up being week-long one night stands, very over-the-top soap opera-style, romance drama.... like a goo, tacky, made for tv-movie of the week
And boy did I always CRYYYY at the end.  . not so much because I truly, madly, deeply wanted to remain with the person, but just because it was always a poetic escape from reality that ends up with everyone returning back to "real life" | |
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karmatornado said: I won't get into details. All I will say is that it ended with me delivering an angry dragon by request. Angry dragon you ask? It is when you are coming in a girls mouth and you pop her in the nose so it bleeds and she spits up the cum, looking like and angry dragon. Once again she requested it. Told me if I did not do it she would bite my dick off!
OMG you are SO not coming to my place for a barbeque ! | |
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Mine was the summer of 2005 (the best ever), during my conquest of Daimyo (the club district) I ran across her.
Let's just say I would have had more fun f**king cardboard 'A pillow covered in all our tears' | |
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About ten years ago I went home with a sort of geeky looking guy not at all my type well anyways his penis was the size of a toddlers arm, freaking huge!!! needless to say he continued to call and I never responded Don't take life too seriously, noone gets out alive. | |
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actionthisday said: Mine was the summer of 2005 (the best ever), during my conquest of Daimyo (the club district) I ran across her.
Let's just say I would have had more fun f**king cardboard More details please. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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This is the worst one night stand I can bring myself to share with you all.
Hang on.  | |
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minneapolisgenius said: actionthisday said: Mine was the summer of 2005 (the best ever), during my conquest of Daimyo (the club district) I ran across her.
Let's just say I would have had more fun f**king cardboard More details please. I was drunk, sad news for me, once I got her out of the club lights, she was ugly. Like bat ugly. But I figured I went through all that trouble so why not go the distance. So I take her back to by 'proxy hotel' (it keeps the crazies from knowing where I live) so my thing, but she just lays there, staring staight at the celing. Man it was bad first, that time I have ever just quit midway through. 'A pillow covered in all our tears' | |
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CarrieMpls said: My worst was the guy who actually took me on a date before. Showed up at my work to find me and ask me out, was incredibly sweet, paid for everything, I really liked him.
Then he never called. 
If you want a one night stand, don't go to all the trouble, dude, and be clear about it up front. No shame in it. By the time I'd forgotten all about him he called out of the blue to ask me to coffee and I figured what the heck I'll give him another shot. Halfway through our lattes I find out he really called to ask me out for coffee so he could ask a favor of me. Ass. that fucker  | |
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Cloudbuster said: HamsterHuey said: Are you a good kisser?
Apparently  |
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actionthisday said: minneapolisgenius said: More details please. I was drunk, sad news for me, once I got her out of the club lights, she was ugly. Like bat ugly. But I figured I went through all that trouble so why not go the distance. So I take her back to by 'proxy hotel' (it keeps the crazies from knowing where I live) so my thing, but she just lays there, staring staight at the celing. Man it was bad first, that time I have ever just quit midway through. You mean guys don't like it when we just stare at the ceiling like a dead fish?
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minneapolisgenius said: actionthisday said: I was drunk, sad news for me, once I got her out of the club lights, she was ugly. Like bat ugly. But I figured I went through all that trouble so why not go the distance. So I take her back to by 'proxy hotel' (it keeps the crazies from knowing where I live) so my thing, but she just lays there, staring staight at the celing. Man it was bad first, that time I have ever just quit midway through. You mean guys don't like it when we just stare at the ceiling like a dead fish?
As long as you don't smell like one I suppose you're in the clear. |
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HamsterHuey said: minneapolisgenius said: You mean guys don't like it when we just stare at the ceiling like a dead fish?
As long as you don't smell like one I suppose you're in the clear.
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