papaaisaway said:

No it wasn't like that. I'm Icelandic and she used the Icelandic word "pjalla" that is normally used by little girls.... I don't know the English translation but I can assure you that a 30-year old woman asking someone to play with her "pjalla" sounds fucking weird.

purplehippieonthe1 said:

When I was a little lad, in England little gurls used to say tilly.
Sex should always be a little weird

The request literally happened this way! She was gagging on my stuff and I could feel the little tingle when you are about to explode and she said slap me in the nose or I swear by my mothers grave I will bite your dick off. You would have done it too! lol

karmatornado said:

whao! slow down there, charlie brown!

Sure, I'd have done the same,
but u certainly do pick 'em.

I wonder how she was b4 getting down to it?

Lothan said:

This thread is the first
on the org which has
made me feel incredibly,
invigoratingly good about
my own problems.






.
[Edited 8/15/07 22:58pm]

.....i don't remember

Wow.

Just.

Wow.

retina said:

ew!!!

karmatornado said:

haha what? where do you find all these chicks?

karmatornado said:

blood and cum is a strawberry shortcake dude

mdiver said:

It's sick that I know this but that's exactly what I was thinking.

I've never had a one nite stand, I think sometimes it would have been easier than moving into a relationship just because we've fucked.

Slave2daGroove said:

karmatornado said:

Ok....I have a tame one.

Around 18-19, I was going thru this "fuck buddy" stage. (very stupid, very VERY stupid...) There was this one guy named "Skittles" that I would do it with every now and then. Basically it was 69 all the time. No problem. He got me Absolut, he paid for the arrangements. Long story short, one night (which was our final night, thank you!!) we got into 69 again. As I'm doing what I do orally, he's returning the favor...but....he farts. It's one of those nauseating, wet sounding, fecal smelling farts. He doesn't even say excuse me and I'm basically facing the funk and trying not to throw up. Keep in mind that he is 400 pounds. The lights are on and I see skin jiggling to the fart waves. I am disgusted. I am too fucking nice and let the sex go on longer. It gets worse.
He proceeds to try and have sex with me. He can't get it up, he can't get it in. And suddenly, it's my fault for being too wet. I should have stabbed his male ego and told him he was just too small down there to even get in. I mean hell....he FARTED IN MY FACE!! Needless to say, after so many times of having bad sex with him (which is why he is a one night stand until that point) I decided to not only cut ties, but to 86 the fuck buddy status and wait out for sex tied to true love.
(which turned out a thousand more times better...oh my GOD....)

Rightly said:

And a bad taste in music. Good riddance.

www.sluts.org

I am SHOCKED!

The fella above.

Is this thread about me?

Cloudbuster said:

But I sucked yer toes and all!

minneapolisgenius said:

Let's fuck and find out.

minneapolisgenius said:

cannot imagine.

HamsterHuey said:

I know.

Cloudbuster said:

Oh well, can't please everyone.

So when is our two night stand?

HamsterHuey said:

When you can be bothered to show up.

HamsterHuey said:

Cloudbuster said:

Are you too seriously boning/have boned?

If so...that's hot.
[Edited 8/19/07 6:51am]

JustErin said:

Cloudbuster said:

Not the actual sex cuz I don't find boy sex all that exciting myself (unlike many women), but you're both hot, so that's hot.

JustErin said:

He'd wish.



Then again, I wish too.
Really loudly.

JustErin said:

I can deal with that. Thanks.