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Reply #60 posted 08/15/07 5:43am

Number23	karmatornado said: I won't get into details. All I will say is that it ended with me delivering an angry dragon by request. Angry dragon you ask? It is when you are coming in a girls mouth and you pop her in the nose so it bleeds and she spits up the cum, looking like and angry dragon. Once again she requested it. Told me if I did not do it she would bite my dick off! Jesus on rubber crutches.
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Reply #61 posted 08/15/07 5:45am

Spookymuffin

Number23 said:

karmatornado said:

I won't get into details. All I will say is that it ended with me delivering an angry dragon by request. Angry dragon you ask? It is when you are coming in a girls mouth and you pop her in the nose so it bleeds and she spits up the cum, looking like and angry dragon. Once again she requested it. Told me if I did not do it she would bite my dick off! lol

Jesus on rubber crutches.

I know you're gonna go try it on a sheep now.

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Reply #62 posted 08/15/07 5:48am

jess555ja	karmatornado said: I won't get into details. All I will say is that it ended with me delivering an angry dragon by request. Angry dragon you ask? It is when you are coming in a girls mouth and you pop her in the nose so it bleeds and she spits up the cum, looking like and angry dragon. Once again she requested it. Told me if I did not do it she would bite my dick off!
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Reply #63 posted 08/15/07 5:50am

Number23	Spookymuffin said: Number23 said: Jesus on rubber crutches. I know you're gonna go try it on a sheep now. Ugh. If a girl asked me to do that...I don't know. It's left me bone dry of wit and words. I really have nothing else to say on the matter except for no way her daddy loved her. Or maybe he did a bit too much.
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Reply #64 posted 08/15/07 5:51am

Spookymuffin	Number23 said: Spookymuffin said: I know you're gonna go try it on a sheep now. Ugh. If a girl asked me to do that...I don't know. It's left me bone dry of wit and words. I really have nothing else to say on the matter except for no way her daddy loved her. Or maybe he did a bit too much. It is odd.
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Reply #65 posted 08/15/07 5:58am

Number23	Spookymuffin said: Number23 said: Ugh. If a girl asked me to do that...I don't know. It's left me bone dry of wit and words. I really have nothing else to say on the matter except for no way her daddy loved her. Or maybe he did a bit too much. It is odd. Did he mean you hit her on the nose with your erect penis? Punch her if the erection fails? Where's the romance?
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Reply #66 posted 08/15/07 6:06am

Spookymuffin	Number23 said: Spookymuffin said: It is odd. Did he mean you hit her on the nose with your erect penis? Punch her if the erection fails? Where's the romance? You come in their mouths then punch them on the nose with your fist so that they get a nosebleed which makes them choke a bit and spit all the come back up, leaving them (for some reason) looking like an "Angry Dragon."
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Reply #67 posted 08/15/07 6:07am

Number23

Spookymuffin said:

Number23 said:

Did he mean you hit her on the nose with your erect penis? Punch her if the erection fails? Where's the romance?

You come in their mouths then punch them on the nose with your fist so that they get a nosebleed which makes them choke a bit and spit all the come back up, leaving them (for some reason) looking like an "Angry Dragon."

And karma did this? What a cunt. smile

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Reply #68 posted 08/15/07 6:08am

Spookymuffin	Number23 said: Spookymuffin said: You come in their mouths then punch them on the nose with your fist so that they get a nosebleed which makes them choke a bit and spit all the come back up, leaving them (for some reason) looking like an "Angry Dragon." And karma did this? What a cunt.
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Reply #69 posted 08/15/07 6:39am

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noimageatall said:

MarieLouise said:

But when he took me to his bedroom I couldn't believe my eyes. His bedroom was all black and had 'devices' all over the place, all sorts of.

That sounds like a song I heard somewhere...

Of course it does.

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Reply #70 posted 08/15/07 6:42am

hokie1

karmatornado said:

My God! That is some of the strangest stuff I've ever heard. I know people are into some weird shit, but geez. If I was a guy I don't think I could do something like that. Of course, you had your dick to worry about. lol

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Reply #71 posted 08/15/07 6:43am

MarieLouise

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Spookymuffin said:

karmatornado said:

co-

I kinda prefer my worst one-night-stands. I might call myself quite lucky they didn't ask for an angry dragons.

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Reply #72 posted 08/15/07 6:56am

Spookymuffin

hokie1 said:

karmatornado said:

My God! That is some of the strangest stuff I've ever heard. I know people are into some weird shit, but geez. If I was a guy I don't think I could do something like that. Of course, you had your dick to worry about. lol

Go wash your mouth out! mad

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Reply #73 posted 08/15/07 6:58am

hokie1	Spookymuffin said: hokie1 said: My God! That is some of the strangest stuff I've ever heard. I know people are into some weird shit, but geez. If I was a guy I don't think I could do something like that. Of course, you had your dick to worry about. Go wash your mouth out! Please. DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK
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Reply #74 posted 08/15/07 7:05am

Spookymuffin	hokie1 said: Spookymuffin said: Go wash your mouth out! Please. DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK BED. NO SUPPER.
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Reply #75 posted 08/15/07 7:11am

hokie1	Spookymuffin said: hokie1 said: Please. DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK BED. NO SUPPER.
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Reply #76 posted 08/15/07 7:11am

myfavorite

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Mars23 said:

I had a 1 night stand with a stripper who thought she was a vampire. She kept biting my neck trying to draw blood.

There was NO oral sex that night.

yall are koo koo!

THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]

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Reply #77 posted 08/15/07 7:31am

papaaisaway

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WHAT DID SHE SAY?

I want you to lick my Little Bo Peep?

purplehippieonthe1 said:

But a few things were a bit odd... first of all her sex talk was REALLY wack, she talked about me giving her oral later using a word that means "pussy" but is usually used by little girls disbelief

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Reply #78 posted 08/15/07 7:33am

mrdespues	noimageatall said: MarieLouise said: But when he took me to his bedroom I couldn't believe my eyes. His bedroom was all black and had 'devices' all over the place, all sorts of. That sounds like a song I heard somewhere... I knew there was something about that post that was familiar!
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Reply #79 posted 08/15/07 7:35am

mrdespues

Fauxie said:

karmatornado said:

and again

and to think, this is a man who regularly goes to church!

eek

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Reply #80 posted 08/15/07 7:44am

reneGade20

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karmatornado said:

you are ENTIRELY out of control!!! falloff

Number23 said:

Jesus on rubber crutches.

Since I'm already going to hell, I don't feel bad LMAO at this..... falloff

He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
(George Eliot)

the video for the above... evillol

http://www.youtube.com/wa...re=related

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Reply #81 posted 08/15/07 7:48am

mrdespues	This thread is so so nasty.
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Reply #82 posted 08/15/07 8:32am

papaaisaway

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ANGRY DRAGON'S DON'T INVOLVE BLOOD

What she requested was a Bloody Angry Dragon. eek

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Reply #83 posted 08/15/07 8:38am

JustErin

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I've only had two and it was a long time ago when I was in my late teens/early 20s. They were alright, I guess. One night stands are really not my kinda thing.

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Reply #84 posted 08/15/07 8:44am

Lothan	This thread makes me realize that I am not as fucked up as I thought I was.
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Reply #85 posted 08/15/07 9:01am

Dewrede

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karmatornado said:

sorry but that's just sick

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Reply #86 posted 08/15/07 9:12am

heybaby	@karma
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Reply #87 posted 08/15/07 9:39am

oldmanjohnson	Just once in college. Although alcohol is never an excuse, I was drunk and the experience was... uh... not fulfilling. "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." Ernest Hemingway
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