MarieLouise said:

You poor sod I don't like using the word but he sounds like a complete and utter c***, what an arsehole, tbh I think how long they last depends on their stamina. Love, he was probably too busy thinking "Oh my god I'm in a pretty lady" and just splatted! what an arrogant twat.

JaneyPoos said:

PreacherMan said:

co-

I wouldn't even mind if he reads this. But I guess he has been punished enough already, as I've never felt the urge to keep my mouth shut about this worst comment ever. He's pretty handsome, but I know some female candidates have completely lost their interest since I told them the story.

PreacherMan said:

co-

I wouldn't even mind if he reads this. But I guess he has been punished enough already, as I've never felt the urge to keep my mouth shut about this worst comment ever. He's pretty handsome, but I know some female candidates have completely lost their interest since I told them the story.

MarieLouise said:

Ok now that mofo needs a slap!

mdiver said:

I have another good story, but this one isn't as bad.

Six years ago I was in a long relationship with a guy who is still today my best friend. But during this relationship we met a very sexy, black, American jazzmusician. He stayed at our place for two weeks and I told my boyfriend I was way too much attracted to him. So on the final night we kissed, nothing more. I felt very ashamed and told my boyfriend very soon about the kiss. No big deal at the time.

By the time it was over, this other guy was living in Paris. As I was still thinking about him, I decided to stay at his place while I was there for an exhibition. We had a great time together, and ended up kissing and so on. Everything fine, both single and sexy, etc etc.

But when he took me to his bedroom I couldn't believe my eyes. His bedroom was all black and had 'devices' all over the place, all sorts of. Within two minutes he had proposed things like fisting and anal sex. Not even trying it on the spot and seeing how I would react, no, just talking about it like we were making some kind of business-agreement.

I told him I wasn't too much into all his ideas, especially not on a first night, in that way. He called me prude after that.

Ok, enough stories for now. It doesn't look to good, me thinks, disappearing of this site and then coming back with stories like this. I'd better get myself some of the more innocent 'Show me you...'-pics.

is it consittered a 1 night stand if you were only 15 at the time?

my brother walked in on us
[Edited 8/14/07 8:24am]

Um, I think I have a tie actually.

A friend and I went home with this guy and had a threesome. While this was happening his roommate stole our shoes...

And one guy while in the middle of the act told me that he thought "our souls touched". I wanted to inform him that it wasn't his soul that was touching me...

I've only had one one-night stand and that's the one where I actually lost my virginity. This one-night stand surely must rank as some of the worst.

Last January I was at a local club with some university folks, really really drunk... for some reason this 30 year old law student, a bit overweight, started talking to me about something I can't remember... after a few minutes she reached over and kissed me.... while this surprised me quite a lot I decided to go for it and well let's just say things progressed to the point we were walking to her apartment to have sex .... On the way though, she said a few things that were really big turn-offs... she asked me a lot of questions, like if I had a girlfriend or a mistress waiting for me, if I had VD etc... I asked her if she was on the pill and she replied "yes, and I'll do an abortion if everything goes wrong... I don't want a baby yet" ... Despite all this I decided to fuck her anyway, I was horny and just wanted to get laid....

When we finally got to her apartment and got down to business it looked as if things were going just fine... I was enjoying it, and she was too (or she was a good actress ) .... But a few things were a bit odd... first of all her sex talk was REALLY wack, she talked about me giving her oral later using a word that means "pussy" but is usually used by little girls And I also found strange that she often wanted me to stop (for half a minute or so) while I was inside her..... and she kept on starting.... stoppping.... and then wanting to start again.... then after about an half hour or so she wanted me to "pause" ..... only problem was that I was far from being "finished" .... I just laid beside her and then she fell asleep and she also hogged the bed which was big enough for both of us but she almost knocked me out of the bed with her taking up all the space ... I tried to wake her up by telling her I wanted to continue the sex-thing... she just whispered : "easy now...sssshhhh" finally I stood up and looked at her as the moonlight reflected on her naked body.... I thought to myself : "aw... HELL NO! fuck this, I'm going home!" I put on my clothes, walked out to the taxi station and went home....
[Edited 8/14/07 13:47pm]

Six years ago I was in a long relationship with a guy who is still today my best friend. But during this relationship we met a very sexy, black, American jazzmusician. He stayed at our place for two weeks and I told my boyfriend I was way too much attracted to him.

I suddenly remember a very frustrating night, which wasn't really a one night stand, but anyway...

I was living with a female friend a number of years ago. We were basically just roommates and if we'd occasionally fool around a bit it would only be kissing and hugging and such. But one night she came home late and was incredibly horny (who knows, maybe she'd met some guy she liked but didn't go home with) and when she saw me there in bed she decided to go for it. I was just slowly waking up as she was straddling me and kissing me all over. Pretty soon though I was physically ready, and just as she was going to start riding me she jumped off and said "no no no, we probably shouldn't be doing this". I was still just half awake and all I could think of as response was "okay".

Then the next second she jumped my bones again and started kissing me, and slowly went down. Just as she was going to take it in her mouth (we're talking halfway in here) she jumped off again and walked out of the room. I didn't know what to make of the situation but waited a while to see if she'd change her mind again. Not a sound from the other room though, so I switched off the light and tried to go back to sleep. Then she came flying back again! I was like "Alessandra, can you please make up your mind" but she didn't respond, and instead just tried to pull me on top of her. We kissed and everything felt very passionate, but then as I was going to start doing it, she stopped me AGAIN. This time I was so frustrated that I went into the bathroom, jacked off, went back and just fell asleep. The next day she was pissed off because I'd "rejected her". Brazilians...

Tease.

hokie1 said:

Yeah, no kidding!

She didn't mean to though. She was just incredibly wishy washy.

retina said:

Those brazilians.

I have another good story, but this one isn't as bad.

Six years ago I was in a long relationship with a guy who is still today my best friend. But during this relationship we met a very sexy, black, American jazzmusician. He stayed at our place for two weeks and I told my boyfriend I was way too much attracted to him. So on the final night we kissed, nothing more. I felt very ashamed and told my boyfriend very soon about the kiss. No big deal at the time.

By the time it was over, this other guy was living in Paris. As I was still thinking about him, I decided to stay at his place while I was there for an exhibition. We had a great time together, and ended up kissing and so on. Everything fine, both single and sexy, etc etc.

But when he took me to his bedroom I couldn't believe my eyes. His bedroom was all black and had 'devices' all over the place, all sorts of. Within two minutes he had proposed things like fisting and anal sex. Not even trying it on the spot and seeing how I would react, no, just talking about it like we were making some kind of business-agreement.

I told him I wasn't too much into all his ideas, especially not on a first night, in that way. He called me prude after that.

Ok, enough stories for now. It doesn't look to good, me thinks, disappearing of this site and then coming back with stories like this. I'd better get myself some of the more innocent 'Show me you...'-pics.

But when he took me to his bedroom I couldn't believe my eyes. His bedroom was all black and had 'devices' all over the place, all sorts of.

I suddenly remember a very frustrating night, which wasn't really a one night stand, but anyway...

I was living with a female friend a number of years ago. We were basically just roommates and if we'd occasionally fool around a bit it would only be kissing and hugging and such. But one night she came home late and was incredibly horny (who knows, maybe she'd met some guy she liked but didn't go home with) and when she saw me there in bed she decided to go for it. I was just slowly waking up as she was straddling me and kissing me all over. Pretty soon though I was physically ready, and just as she was going to start riding me she jumped off and said "no no no, we probably shouldn't be doing this". I was still just half awake and all I could think of as response was "okay".

Then the next second she jumped my bones again and started kissing me, and slowly went down. Just as she was going to take it in her mouth (we're talking halfway in here) she jumped off again and walked out of the room. I didn't know what to make of the situation but waited a while to see if she'd change her mind again. Not a sound from the other room though, so I switched off the light and tried to go back to sleep. Then she came flying back again! I was like "Alessandra, can you please make up your mind" but she didn't respond, and instead just tried to pull me on top of her. We kissed and everything felt very passionate, but then as I was going to start doing it, she stopped me AGAIN. This time I was so frustrated that I went into the bathroom, jacked off, went back and just fell asleep. The next day she was pissed off because I'd "rejected her". Brazilians...

I won't get into details. All I will say is that it ended with me delivering an angry dragon by request. Angry dragon you ask? It is when you are coming in a girls mouth and you pop her in the nose so it bleeds and she spits up the cum, looking like and angry dragon. Once again she requested it. Told me if I did not do it she would bite my dick off!

I won't get into details. All I will say is that it ended with me delivering an angry dragon by request. Angry dragon you ask? It is when you are coming in a girls mouth and you pop her in the nose so it bleeds and she spits up the cum, looking like and angry dragon. Once again she requested it. Told me if I did not do it she would bite my dick off!

I won't get into details. All I will say is that it ended with me delivering an angry dragon by request. Angry dragon you ask? It is when you are coming in a girls mouth and you pop her in the nose so it bleeds and she spits up the cum, looking like and angry dragon. Once again she requested it. Told me if I did not do it she would bite my dick off!