o.k.

It was late and she was almost the last 1 in the club.
There were some lonely african men sitting at the bar, she was blond and young; they weren't hitting on her, so some part of me new she was a 1 way ticket.

I was young, stupid and in need. I bought her a cocktail. Soon afterwards we were heading 4 my place.


sorry, this is too depressing

She had bad teeth! She was clingy. She stole my stupid Oasis album.
Terrible fashion sense and was up-tight throughout the whole miserable ordeal.

She asked me if we were going to see each other again, I lied and told her that I already had a girlfriend. She needed someone 2 b strong for her.
I felt so sorry for her as she left.

I realise now what a slow learner I am.

poor girl tho

I never had a one night stand everytime it ended up to be at least 3 night stands

me neither

Never had one.

I had a 1 night stand with a stripper who thought she was a vampire. She kept biting my neck trying to draw blood.

There was NO oral sex that night.

You should thank her for stealing your Oasis CD.

whee
[Edited 8/14/07 1:17am]

When you can easily refer to your worst one nighter as "The Pentultimate Coyote Fuck", I think that pretty much says it all.....

...though in my defense, 4 rounds of 3 for 1 Long Island Iced Teas is enough to make ANYBODY look good.....

...thats ALL I'm sayin'....

Only ever had one, and it was how I lost my virginity.

I quite enjoyed it.

never had one, and i doubt i ever will.

evenstar3 said:

I WAS ONE.

FOR 15 NIGHTS OR SO.

Spookymuffin said:

evenstar3 said:

Must be with the Orger who got cold feet and put me on a bus back to London... was supposed to be with him for a week or so but he'd just shipped off his ex and felt bad... not saying the sex was bad but it was awkward to say the least.

There was one girl who while we were doing it suddenly told me that she basically gets pregnant if people just look at her, and that she's in an out of the hospital for abortions pretty much on a weekly basis. It was an efficient way to kill the excitement.

retina said:

retina said:

I've never had a 1 night stand

retina said:

Classy lady

Um, I think I have a tie actually.

A friend and I went home with this guy and had a threesome. While this was happening his roommate stole our shoes...

And one guy while in the middle of the act told me that he thought "our souls touched". I wanted to inform him that it wasn't his soul that was touching me...

Why would anyone stand for a night? I'd rather get laid.

He came after five seconds and said 'That's because your pussy is that big.'

Which is of course a false and completely illogical statement.

He was actually a pretty good friend before, but since that comment he only gets a cold 'hey' when I see him.

MarieLouise said:

No he didn't!!! I don't care how bad mine was, I was still respectful...I didn't talk shit until AFTER I left.....


WOWWW!!!!

reneGade20 said:

Exactly. And next to that, a guy coming too soon has nothing to do with pussies that are too big or the general 'quality' of the one-night-stand, I think. I told him to wash his mouth, go to the whores and start to exercize certain muscles.

MarieLouise said:

Ok now that mofo needs a slap!

reneGade20 said:

Yeah! EVIL. What a CUNT.

It's not even logical either...idiotic fucker.

MarieLouise said:

You poor sod I don't like using the word but he sounds like a complete and utter c***, what an arsehole, tbh I think how long they last depends on their stamina. Love, he was probably too busy thinking "Oh my god I'm in a pretty lady" and just splatted! what an arrogant twat.

MarieLouise said:

A guy cumming too soon has everything to do with the guy.....AND with the shit getting too good too fast for him...so if anything your hoo-hah was probably the bomb to him and he couldn't control it.....

just my