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PrintableMan, I wish I was gay. I would be if there was a sensible creator of the universe. For someone as sensitive, catty and fantastically coffiuered as myself, it can get difficult to be diplomatic when girlfriends get envious of effortless makeupless glamour in a male. Yes, I'm a self-obsessed arrogant bastard of a man. But you would probably shag me. | |
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Number23 said: Man, I wish I was gay. I would be if there was a sensible creator of the universe. For someone as sensitive, catty and fantastically coffiuered as myself, it can get difficult to be diplomatic when girlfriends get envious of effortless makeupless glamour in a male. Yes, I'm a self-obsessed arrogant bastard of a man. But you would probably shag me.
Fancy a shag? | |
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Number23 said: Man, I wish I was gay. I would be if there was a sensible creator of the universe. For someone as sensitive, catty and fantastically coffiuered as myself, it can get difficult to be diplomatic when girlfriends get envious of effortless makeupless glamour in a male. Yes, I'm a self-obsessed arrogant bastard of a man. But you would probably shag me.
I dunno if I'd go that far, but I might cop a feel. How was Prince? | |
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Cloudbuster said: Number23 said: Man, I wish I was gay. I would be if there was a sensible creator of the universe. For someone as sensitive, catty and fantastically coffiuered as myself, it can get difficult to be diplomatic when girlfriends get envious of effortless makeupless glamour in a male. Yes, I'm a self-obsessed arrogant bastard of a man. But you would probably shag me.
Fancy a shag? You wouldn't entice a twich from my willy, I'm afraid. No matter the drug, no matter the drink. | |
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Spookymuffin said: Number23 said: Man, I wish I was gay. I would be if there was a sensible creator of the universe. For someone as sensitive, catty and fantastically coffiuered as myself, it can get difficult to be diplomatic when girlfriends get envious of effortless makeupless glamour in a male. Yes, I'm a self-obsessed arrogant bastard of a man. But you would probably shag me.
I dunno if I'd go that far, but I might cop a feel. How was Prince? He was in Chinawhites when I was at the aftershow watching smug jazzers masturbate. I wasn't amused. What I remember of the main show was great, but he's certainly showing his age now. The sound was apalling too, but I can't blame him for that. | |
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Number23 said: Cloudbuster said: Fancy a shag?
You wouldn't entice a twich from my willy, I'm afraid. No matter the drug, no matter the drink. That's fine. I was thinking of topping you anyway, so we wouldn't have any use for your cock.  | |
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Cloudbuster said: Number23 said: You wouldn't entice a twich from my willy, I'm afraid. No matter the drug, no matter the drink. That's fine. I was thinking of topping you anyway, so we wouldn't have any use for your cock. Satan is stoking a special part of Hell for you, you filthy bastard. | |
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Number23 said: Spookymuffin said: I dunno if I'd go that far, but I might cop a feel. How was Prince? He was in Chinawhites when I was at the aftershow watching smug jazzers masturbate. I wasn't amused. What I remember of the main show was great, but he's certainly showing his age now. The sound was apalling too, but I can't blame him for that. YES! I thought the arena's sound was shit too, but people were saying it was great. Psh. He should've played Brixton. | |
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Number23 said: Satan is stoking a special part of Hell for you, you filthy bastard.
I mean to have you even if it must be burglary.  | |
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Spookymuffin said: Number23 said: He was in Chinawhites when I was at the aftershow watching smug jazzers masturbate. I wasn't amused. What I remember of the main show was great, but he's certainly showing his age now. The sound was apalling too, but I can't blame him for that. YES! I thought the arena's sound was shit too, but people were saying it was great. Psh. He should've played Brixton. There was no low end on the guitar and the bass was so muddy it was hard to make out individual notes. The drums sounded like a dying man trapped in a tin hut with a pencil. I saw him on the last night of Vegas and he was bloody fantastic too. This was a little disappointing. He seemed as distant and bored with the circus as he was in 1992. I hope he changes his name to a smell this time and we get scratch and sniff sleeves. | |
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Number23 said: I hope he changes his name to a smell this time and we get scratch and sniff sleeves.
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Cloudbuster said: Number23 said: I hope he changes his name to a smell this time and we get scratch and sniff sleeves.
Imagine the excitement when they start pumping the smell into the arena before the show. I think it would smell like candyfloss and cheap hairspray. | |
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Number23 said: Cloudbuster said: Imagine the excitement when they start pumping the smell into the arena before the show. I think it would smell like candyfloss and cheap hairspray. sadly if he changes his name it'll probably be to something like Moses. | |
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Spookymuffin said: Number23 said: Imagine the excitement when they start pumping the smell into the arena before the show. I think it would smell like candyfloss and cheap hairspray. sadly if he changes his name it'll probably be to something like Moses. Nah, it'd be Sesom so he could keep up the pretence of subversive intelligence smokescreening the little boy lost horror of the reality. | |
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Number23 said: Cloudbuster said: Imagine the excitement when they start pumping the smell into the arena before the show. I think it would smell like candyfloss and cheap hairspray. Are you someone who had no idea they were gay? | |
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Number23 said: Spookymuffin said: sadly if he changes his name it'll probably be to something like Moses. Nah, it'd be Sesom so he could keep up the pretence of subversive intelligence smokescreening the little boy lost horror of the reality. | |
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