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retina said: JustErin said: You laugh and I laugh...but I actually did go back.  That goes without saying.  Hey! 
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retina said: Where's karmatornado? I remember he had a story about a date who stole the tip he left for the waitress and had a tattoo with half a guy's name or something. It was hilarious.
now that'd b a helluvastory! small circles, big wheels!
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Rightly said: retina said: Where's karmatornado? I remember he had a story about a date who stole the tip he left for the waitress and had a tattoo with half a guy's name or something. It was hilarious.
now that'd b a helluvastory! AH yes the memorable horrid blind date on Valentines day. It starts when I pick her up, this broad is just lacking any sense of class. She orders pretty much everything expensive on the menu, steak, shrimp, whatever you name it, and is totally a bitch to the waitress who is a sweetheart. I leave a 20 dollar tip on the table and get up to go to the bathroom and when I come back I notice that the shit is missing, and I am like wtf, so I ask where the hell is the tip and the broad is like she didn't deserve the tip and said she picked it up and I was like so you were gonna keep the 20 for yourself? I argue and she puts it back. I take her back to her home seething in anger but hell I need to get laid so I decide to go for it. Its getting hot and heavy when I notice this bitch has a tatoo on her foot that says Mice. I look at her and ask her what the fuck is mice. She looks at me and said that her ex boyfriends name was Micheal and that the tatoo hurt when she was getting it put on so she just told the artist to spell Mike. But he was already at C so he just spelled mice! lol So I even overlook that and am trying to get some and as we are kissing the whore burps in my mouth! I decide to then run my ass to my car as fast as I can! Worst date ever! Carpenters bend wood, fletchers bend arrows, wise men fashion themselves.
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karmatornado said: Rightly said: now that'd b a helluvastory! AH yes the memorable horrid blind date on Valentines day. It starts when I pick her up, this broad is just lacking any sense of class. She orders pretty much everything expensive on the menu, steak, shrimp, whatever you name it, and is totally a bitch to the waitress who is a sweetheart. I leave a 20 dollar tip on the table and get up to go to the bathroom and when I come back I notice that the shit is missing, and I am like wtf, so I ask where the hell is the tip and the broad is like she didn't deserve the tip and said she picked it up and I was like so you were gonna keep the 20 for yourself? I argue and she puts it back. I take her back to her home seething in anger but hell I need to get laid so I decide to go for it. Its getting hot and heavy when I notice this bitch has a tatoo on her foot that says Mice. I look at her and ask her what the fuck is mice. She looks at me and said that her ex boyfriends name was Micheal and that the tatoo hurt when she was getting it put on so she just told the artist to spell Mike. But he was already at C so he just spelled mice! lol So I even overlook that and am trying to get some and as we are kissing the whore burps in my mouth! I decide to then run my ass to my car as fast as I can! Worst date ever! OMG I don't even know what to say about this | |
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o.k.
It was late and she was almost the last 1 in the club. There were some lonely african men sitting at the bar, she was blond and young; they weren't hitting on her, so some part of me new she was a 1 way ticket. I was young, stupid and in need. I bought her a cocktail. Soon afterwards we were heading 4 my place. sorry, this is too depressing She had bad teeth! She was clingy. She stole my stupid Oasis album. Terrible fashion sense and was up-tight throughout the whole miserable ordeal. She asked me if we were going to see each other again, I lied and told her that I already had a girlfriend. She needed someone 2 b strong for her. I felt so sorry for her as she left. I realise now what a slow learner I am. small circles, big wheels!
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Rightly said: o.k.
It was late and she was almost the last 1 in the club. There were some lonely african men sitting at the bar, she was blond and young; they weren't hitting on her, so some part of me new she was a 1 way ticket. I was young, stupid and in need. I bought her a cocktail. Soon afterwards we were heading 4 my place. sorry, this is too depressing She had bad teeth! She was clingy. She stole my stupid Oasis album. Terrible fashion sense and was up-tight throughout the whole miserable ordeal. She asked me if we were going to see each other again, I lied and told her that I already had a girlfriend. She needed someone 2 b strong for her. I felt so sorry for her as she left. I realise now what a slow learner I am. This isn't really a date though. It's a one-night-stand. 
God, there should be a thread about those, because I've only ever had one real "date" in my lifetime actually. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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karmatornado said: Rightly said: now that'd b a helluvastory! AH yes the memorable horrid blind date on Valentines day. It starts when I pick her up, this broad is just lacking any sense of class. She orders pretty much everything expensive on the menu, steak, shrimp, whatever you name it, and is totally a bitch to the waitress who is a sweetheart. I leave a 20 dollar tip on the table and get up to go to the bathroom and when I come back I notice that the shit is missing, and I am like wtf, so I ask where the hell is the tip and the broad is like she didn't deserve the tip and said she picked it up and I was like so you were gonna keep the 20 for yourself? I argue and she puts it back. I take her back to her home seething in anger but hell I need to get laid so I decide to go for it. Its getting hot and heavy when I notice this bitch has a tatoo on her foot that says Mice. I look at her and ask her what the fuck is mice. She looks at me and said that her ex boyfriends name was Micheal and that the tatoo hurt when she was getting it put on so she just told the artist to spell Mike. But he was already at C so he just spelled mice! lol So I even overlook that and am trying to get some and as we are kissing the whore burps in my mouth! I decide to then run my ass to my car as fast as I can! Worst date ever! That's the one. 
"Mice" 
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you're right.
a preemptive date? small circles, big wheels!
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minneapolisgenius said: Rightly said: o.k.
It was late and she was almost the last 1 in the club. There were some lonely african men sitting at the bar, she was blond and young; they weren't hitting on her, so some part of me new she was a 1 way ticket. I was young, stupid and in need. I bought her a cocktail. Soon afterwards we were heading 4 my place. sorry, this is too depressing She had bad teeth! She was clingy. She stole my stupid Oasis album. Terrible fashion sense and was up-tight throughout the whole miserable ordeal. She asked me if we were going to see each other again, I lied and told her that I already had a girlfriend. She needed someone 2 b strong for her. I felt so sorry for her as she left. I realise now what a slow learner I am. This isn't really a date though. It's a one-night-stand.
God, there should be a thread about those, because I've only ever had one real "date" in my lifetime actually. Me too. And unfortunately, it was the one above.
It makes me wonder if I'm a freak. I mean, how do you really avoid "dating" if you're seeing someone?  Somehow, I've managed it.Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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karmatornado said: Rightly said: now that'd b a helluvastory! AH yes the memorable horrid blind date on Valentines day. It starts when I pick her up, this broad is just lacking any sense of class. She orders pretty much everything expensive on the menu, steak, shrimp, whatever you name it, and is totally a bitch to the waitress who is a sweetheart. I leave a 20 dollar tip on the table and get up to go to the bathroom and when I come back I notice that the shit is missing, and I am like wtf, so I ask where the hell is the tip and the broad is like she didn't deserve the tip and said she picked it up and I was like so you were gonna keep the 20 for yourself? I argue and she puts it back. I take her back to her home seething in anger but hell I need to get laid so I decide to go for it. Its getting hot and heavy when I notice this bitch has a tatoo on her foot that says Mice. I look at her and ask her what the fuck is mice. She looks at me and said that her ex boyfriends name was Micheal and that the tatoo hurt when she was getting it put on so she just told the artist to spell Mike. But he was already at C so he just spelled mice! lol So I even overlook that and am trying to get some and as we are kissing the whore burps in my mouth! I decide to then run my ass to my car as fast as I can! Worst date ever! I can't stop laughing
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retina said: karmatornado said: AH yes the memorable horrid blind date on Valentines day. It starts when I pick her up, this broad is just lacking any sense of class. She orders pretty much everything expensive on the menu, steak, shrimp, whatever you name it, and is totally a bitch to the waitress who is a sweetheart. I leave a 20 dollar tip on the table and get up to go to the bathroom and when I come back I notice that the shit is missing, and I am like wtf, so I ask where the hell is the tip and the broad is like she didn't deserve the tip and said she picked it up and I was like so you were gonna keep the 20 for yourself? I argue and she puts it back. I take her back to her home seething in anger but hell I need to get laid so I decide to go for it. Its getting hot and heavy when I notice this bitch has a tatoo on her foot that says Mice. I look at her and ask her what the fuck is mice. She looks at me and said that her ex boyfriends name was Micheal and that the tatoo hurt when she was getting it put on so she just told the artist to spell Mike. But he was already at C so he just spelled mice! lol So I even overlook that and am trying to get some and as we are kissing the whore burps in my mouth! I decide to then run my ass to my car as fast as I can! Worst date ever! That's the one.
"Mice"
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Imago said: Being mean to waiters and waitresses is a major major major turnoff for me. I would have never made it to the bedroom.
Same. Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: minneapolisgenius said: This isn't really a date though. It's a one-night-stand.
God, there should be a thread about those, because I've only ever had one real "date" in my lifetime actually. Me too. And unfortunately, it was the one above.
It makes me wonder if I'm a freak. I mean, how do you really avoid "dating" if you're seeing someone? Somehow, I've managed it. I've managed that as well somehow.  It makes ME wonder if I'm a whore.
That story you posted though is gross. Well, HE sounded gross."I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: INSATIABLE said: Me too. And unfortunately, it was the one above.
It makes me wonder if I'm a freak. I mean, how do you really avoid "dating" if you're seeing someone? Somehow, I've managed it. I've managed that as well somehow. It makes ME wonder if I'm a whore.
That story you posted though is gross. Well, HE sounded gross. We're totally whores. Nah, it's just that, how do you consider festivals, boating shit, gigs, walking/talking, skydiving, etc. to be "dates"? Aren't they dinner & a movie and all that garbage?
And yeah, the guy was crust on a stick. I got a good word in edgewise at the end of it but once I got home I felt like Stewie after driving under the overpass Peter was taking a dump off. "Turn off the windshield wipers. They don't work, they're only making it worse!" 
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INSATIABLE said: minneapolisgenius said: I've managed that as well somehow. It makes ME wonder if I'm a whore.
That story you posted though is gross. Well, HE sounded gross. We're totally whores. Nah, it's just that, how do you consider festivals, boating shit, gigs, walking/talking, skydiving, etc. to be "dates"? Aren't they dinner & a movie and all that garbage?
And yeah, the guy was crust on a stick. I got a good word in edgewise at the end of it but once I got home I felt like Stewie after driving under the overpass Peter was taking a dump off. "Turn off the windshield wipers. They don't work, they're only making it worse!"
And yeah, I've actually never been to dinner and a movie with anyone EVER. Well, outside of going with my parents to dinner and a movie. [Edited 8/13/07 12:38pm] "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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| i'm sorry i wish i had something to contribute to this thread. i'm just wondering where do these people come from | |
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INSATIABLE said: Imago said: Being mean to waiters and waitresses is a major major major turnoff for me. I would have never made it to the bedroom.
Same. word! | |
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INSATIABLE said: Imago said: Being mean to waiters and waitresses is a major major major turnoff for me. I would have never made it to the bedroom.
Same. Same! They do not get another date.  |
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Imago said: INSATIABLE said: Same. word! Aight.
I survived three months of waitressing and let me say that it would take wait staff's PHYSICAL abuse on my body to consider not tipping at least 20% and/or getting over the fact that they're busy or aren't in the best of moods. I am seriously a waiter's wet dream. Abuse me and I'll still be big tippin'.  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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CarrieMpls said: INSATIABLE said: Same. Same! They do not get another date. Zakly!  Oh shit, my hat done fell off | |
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INSATIABLE said: Imago said: word! Aight.
I survived three months of waitressing and let me say that it would take wait staff's PHYSICAL abuse on my body to consider not tipping at least 20% and/or getting over the fact that they're busy or aren't in the best of moods. I am seriously a waiter's wet dream. Abuse me and I'll still be big tippin'. A waiter/waitress has to practically slap me to get a bad tip! I do NOT tip below 20%. I've never waitressed, but I can imagine how tough it is.
I can only think of one really bitchy chick in Atlantic City who got $1.00 after a dinner meal for 4 people because she was THAT BAD. "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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CarrieMpls said: INSATIABLE said: Same. Same! They do not get another date. I'm a perfect gentlemen to wait staff 
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INSATIABLE said: Imago said: word! Aight.
I survived three months of waitressing and let me say that it would take wait staff's PHYSICAL abuse on my body to consider not tipping at least 20% and/or getting over the fact that they're busy or aren't in the best of moods. I am seriously a waiter's wet dream. Abuse me and I'll still be big tippin'. s Waiting tables is an extremely tough job. I did it for 4 years growing up, and though they make good money, they live off of the tips. People had a general inclination to talk down to the waiter/waitress and demand all sorts of silly things of them, like you're the only person in this really crowded restaurant and your needs are paramount, you know? I can't even tell you how many times people made me feel like crap while waiting on them. | |
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karmatornado said: Rightly said: now that'd b a helluvastory! AH yes the memorable horrid blind date on Valentines day. It starts when I pick her up, this broad is just lacking any sense of class. She orders pretty much everything expensive on the menu, steak, shrimp, whatever you name it, and is totally a bitch to the waitress who is a sweetheart. I leave a 20 dollar tip on the table and get up to go to the bathroom and when I come back I notice that the shit is missing, and I am like wtf, so I ask where the hell is the tip and the broad is like she didn't deserve the tip and said she picked it up and I was like so you were gonna keep the 20 for yourself? I argue and she puts it back. I take her back to her home seething in anger but hell I need to get laid so I decide to go for it. Its getting hot and heavy when I notice this bitch has a tatoo on her foot that says Mice. I look at her and ask her what the fuck is mice. She looks at me and said that her ex boyfriends name was Micheal and that the tatoo hurt when she was getting it put on so she just told the artist to spell Mike. But he was already at C so he just spelled mice! lol So I even overlook that and am trying to get some and as we are kissing the whore burps in my mouth! I decide to then run my ass to my car as fast as I can! Worst date ever!  Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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karmatornado said: Rightly said: now that'd b a helluvastory! AH yes the memorable horrid blind date on Valentines day. It starts when I pick her up, this broad is just lacking any sense of class. She orders pretty much everything expensive on the menu, steak, shrimp, whatever you name it, and is totally a bitch to the waitress who is a sweetheart. I leave a 20 dollar tip on the table and get up to go to the bathroom and when I come back I notice that the shit is missing, and I am like wtf, so I ask where the hell is the tip and the broad is like she didn't deserve the tip and said she picked it up and I was like so you were gonna keep the 20 for yourself? I argue and she puts it back. I take her back to her home seething in anger but hell I need to get laid so I decide to go for it. Its getting hot and heavy when I notice this bitch has a tatoo on her foot that says Mice. I look at her and ask her what the fuck is mice. She looks at me and said that her ex boyfriends name was Micheal and that the tatoo hurt when she was getting it put on so she just told the artist to spell Mike. But he was already at C so he just spelled mice! lol So I even overlook that and am trying to get some and as we are kissing the whore burps in my mouth! I decide to then run my ass to my car as fast as I can! Worst date ever! | |
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retina said: karmatornado said: AH yes the memorable horrid blind date on Valentines day. It starts when I pick her up, this broad is just lacking any sense of class. She orders pretty much everything expensive on the menu, steak, shrimp, whatever you name it, and is totally a bitch to the waitress who is a sweetheart. I leave a 20 dollar tip on the table and get up to go to the bathroom and when I come back I notice that the shit is missing, and I am like wtf, so I ask where the hell is the tip and the broad is like she didn't deserve the tip and said she picked it up and I was like so you were gonna keep the 20 for yourself? I argue and she puts it back. I take her back to her home seething in anger but hell I need to get laid so I decide to go for it. Its getting hot and heavy when I notice this bitch has a tatoo on her foot that says Mice. I look at her and ask her what the fuck is mice. She looks at me and said that her ex boyfriends name was Micheal and that the tatoo hurt when she was getting it put on so she just told the artist to spell Mike. But he was already at C so he just spelled mice! lol So I even overlook that and am trying to get some and as we are kissing the whore burps in my mouth! I decide to then run my ass to my car as fast as I can! Worst date ever! That's the one.
"Mice"
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That's gonna be the code word on the org for a bad date. "He/She was a total Mouse." MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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karmatornado said: Its getting hot and heavy when I notice this bitch has a tatoo on her foot that says Mice. I look at her and ask her what the fuck is mice.
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