Anxiety said:

and "thanks for the nice meal. I'm stuffed"

BlackAdder7 said:

I have to know - did it actually make noise?? Or was it just a putrid smell that gradually took over?? Did she seem embarrassed? Or did she act like nothing happened??

Omg, that's too funny.

LittleSmedley said:

Which brings up another question - what kind of food did you guys have? If there was curry anything, just kill me NOW



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Ugh, even thinking about it makes me feel yucky. I had just turned 21, so this was over 4 years ago. I went on a blind date with a guy I'd talked to on the phone regularly at work. He was one of our IT personnel and was extremely sweet and charming and tried to get me to go out with him for months. Like a moron, I didn't gather enough background info from him to determine whether it would be worth the time for either of us.

We met at Starbucks for coffee and as soon as I saw him, I was immediately unattracted to him. I don't think he liked me much either, as his personality was VASTLY different than the person I'd talked with on the phone for over two years. He was rude, pushy, and perverted. I didn't even order a coffee. He was 36, had four kids (with four women), and was looking to have MORE. The entire night was me listening to him go on about wanting to bear as many sons as possible and him attempting to persuade me to reproduce with him. It was hilarious.

INSATIABLE said:

I think I would have RUN, that's worse than the shit on Confessions of a Matchmaker

CalhounSq said:

"YOU ARE A VESSEL, WOMAN. A SEED FOR MY FUTURE. SPREAD THY LEGS AND LET ME SPAWN BEAUTY FROM YOUR VAGINA."

Not a date really, but I had just started seeing this one guy and he invited me to come see him emcee and then hang out. So I show up and first he doesn't come say "hi"..ok, cool, whatever. No biggie, really. Then when he finally makes his way over he's in a shitty mood and not even really friendly. Alright, I can deal with a cranky mood. So he does his thing then spends the rest of the night drinking and hanging out with chicks that are all over him. So I just left. On my way home he calls to ask me where I was and then gets upset cuz I told him that I was bored so I left. Then he tells me to come back cuz he "wants to fuck".

Other than that night, my dates have gone pretty well.

JustErin said:

PreacherMan said:

I am SO glad I met him in a public place.

INSATIABLE said:

We laugh now, but what if you hadn't.

PreacherMan said:

Dude, I almost met him at the park.

There are other things that happened that night, but recalling it and typing it seriously makes my stomach do backflips. Ick.

PreacherMan said:

You laugh and I laugh...but I actually did go back.

My worst date was a friend of a friend who I'd met out dancing. He seemed a nice enough guy, I wasn't super attracted but I only talked to him for a few minutes and thought what the heck and agreed to go out with him.

I picked him up and he'd drawn me a picture of a rose. I don't expect flowers from anyone and the gesture was sweet but it was the saddest looking picture I'd ever seen. He made some cheesy comment about how it would last longer than a real flower.
We went for coffee (I bought my own) and after a few minutes of awkward conversation it was apparent, to me at least, that there was no chemistry to speak of. We went back to his house and he suggested we play video games. (I was not as assertive as I am now so thought the polite thing to do was continue the date despite my desperately wanting to get out.) I stayed maybe an hour and left, feigning I was tired. He tried to kiss me goodnight and awkwardly caught my cheek as I tried to turn away as quickly as I could.

The worst of it all is he called me a week later telling me he'd told his family about me. I don't know how there ever could have been such a big disconnect.

mdiver said:

Well, If he knew she was like that, than why "pork" her? Like I said, typical man.

beret1022 said:

Good comeback.

beret1022 said:

What's up? Has getting to guys via their mates stopped working for you?

We ain't all like that so don't do the typical thing ok? Just coz it sounds like you pick up retards it does not mean we all are.

beret1022 said:

He said "poke", not "PORK".

And y'know what? She didn't have to sleep with him.

nice thread

mdiver said:

Yeah right. Sorry, but I'm happily married...and your the only retard around...

INSATIABLE said:

Poke, Pork - whatever. He knew what I meant. I hate men that sleep with women and then turn around and bad mouth them. Only pricks do that.

beret1022 said:

OOOOOKKKKK so let me get this straight...you get to call this guy a typical male thereby insinuating that as a typical male that means that most or all men are like that, in effect he is typical or representative of men, and its me that is the retard?

So i guess given you are married then you either accept that you married a man that acts like that OR you accept that not all men are like that.

So which is it?

Or are we gonna resort to calling people retards again?

beret1022 said:

Wow. Can I book you for a live event? I've still got a few slots left for the Annual Bitter Closedminded Hag Festival. Are you comfortable speaking in front of a large crowd of your own kind? Don't EVER think your views are outdated or irrelevant! MAINTAIN that tunnel vision! REFUSE new ideas! DIVIDE the sexes for eternity! MAKE WOMEN PROUD OF HOW FAR THEY'VE COME!

INSATIABLE said:

beret1022 said:

Dan's friend, the one who had sex with her, isn't bad-mouthing her here.

And please don't tell me that women can't be catty, cruel bitches.

jess555ja said:

u poor thing...dumb ass forgot his wallet

that is a bad one...sorry jess

babooshleeky said:

We all got a right to eat, and some1 must pay.
Usually the man. y not the bird once in a while. I hope he enjoyed his meal!

Rightly said:

Oh, I'll pay if I'm the one that asked the other out. He asked me out and I was the one that ended up paying for everything.

jess555ja said:

if he forgot his wallet, he should have said a) he'd reimburse you or b) he'd take you out for a posh meal next time, and set a date. But as he sounds like a dick, it's probably best that he didn't.

beret1022 said:

Women. do. the. same. thing.


Hell, I've known girls who slept with a guy's friend just to get that guys attention.

JustErin said:

That goes without saying.