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Probably the date where all during dinner the guy made random asides to an imaginary person sitting next to him, then got up to use the restroom and when he got back, told me that he had to go home because he just threw up.  | |
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Anxiety said: Probably the date where all during dinner the guy made random asides to an imaginary person sitting next to him, then got up to use the restroom and when he got back, told me that he had to go home because he just threw up.
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Anxiety said: Probably the date where all during dinner the guy made random asides to an imaginary person sitting next to him, then got up to use the restroom and when he got back, told me that he had to go home because he just threw up.
Oh dear, laughing out loud at work is embarrassing. | |
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A friend of mine and I went out to a nightclub once when I was in the military here in Tampa.
We ran into a few other "civilian" friends of mine and there was this one girl that took a keen interest to us. Very friend, slightly cute if a bit young in appearance. Anyways, she got our numbers, and ended up calling me to see if I wanted to join her for dinner (a date). So I agreed, even though I had no interest in her whatsoever. The date was awfully awkward from my end. She talked alot, took an overly keen interest in everything I had to say--felt like an interrogation, in which the inquisitor wore a strange bouncy smile. I had dates that went worse as far as chemistry is concerned, but this one stands out because I was not in the mood to even be on it. I was just kind of killing time and being nice, etc. etc. But there she was across the table, staring intently, and soaking up my everyword about what I like to do, what my best friends are in to, etc. etc. Well, it turned out she was actually not interested in me at all, but had developed a major obsession with my buddy who was with me the night we met her. So instead of asking him out directly, she took me to dinner on Monday night (knowing that Monday was our big "clubbing at the Parthenon") night, and I'd be hooking up with my friends at the nightclub, one of them being him. He ended up poking her of course, but the nightmare for me was at least over in a night--that poor chap took months to try and get rid of her. | |
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Spookymuffin said: Anxiety said: Probably the date where all during dinner the guy made random asides to an imaginary person sitting next to him, then got up to use the restroom and when he got back, told me that he had to go home because he just threw up.
Oh dear, laughing out loud at work is embarrassing. you can say that again ... people just don't get it, do they?
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One4All4Ever said: Spookymuffin said: Oh dear, laughing out loud at work is embarrassing. you can say that again ... people just don't get it, do they?
all 4 the reinstatement of the smile on the workfloor say aye. Aye! No more staring like I'm a paedophile, please! | |
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I don't know if this was the worst, but it came to mind:
When I was taking classes to get my teacher certification, a guy from my class asked me out toward the end of the semester. He seemed nice, so I went. We went to the movies. The movie was that Jennifer Lopez flick "The Cell". That was mistake #1..... 
He asked if I wanted popcorn or anything, but like a mother asks a kid she's trying to discourage from touching a stove: "U don't popcorn do U?  "
I didn't, so I said, "No." As soon as the theater was dark, this fool pulled fried chicken and white bread in foil out of his pocket!  I felt like the whole theater smelled like a box lunch! 
After the movie, he left the bones all over the floor! 
He dropped me off, and asked if he could borrow my notes for the exam. The next week I saw him in town with his girlfriend!  "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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chocolate1 said: I don't know if this was the worst, but it came to mind:
When I was taking classes to get my teacher certification, a guy from my class asked me out toward the end of the semester. He seemed nice, so I went. We went to the movies. The movie was that Jennifer Lopez flick "The Cell". That was mistake #1.....
He asked if I wanted popcorn or anything, but like a mother asks a kid she's trying to discourage from touching a stove: "U don't popcorn do U? "
I didn't, so I said, "No." As soon as the theater was dark, this fool pulled fried chicken and white bread in foil out of his pocket! I felt like the whole theater smelled like a box lunch!
After the movie, he left the bones all over the floor!
He dropped me off, and asked if he could borrow my notes for the exam. The next week I saw him in town with his girlfriend!
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My worst dates are:-
1, Turning up for my first wedding; and 2. Turning up for my second wedding Both men were fucking losers and I should have spotted it earlier!!!   "I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
Be proud of who you are not what they want you to be... | |
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What worries me is not the worst dates *I* have been on, but any woman whose worst date was with *me*! | |
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RodeoSchro said: What worries me is not the worst dates *I* have been on, but any woman whose worst date was with *me*!
That's a good point and vice versa - makes ya think though don't it "I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
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chocolate1 said: After the movie, he left the bones all over the floor!
Omg. | |
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Imago said: A friend of mine and I went out to a nightclub once when I was in the military here in Tampa.
We ran into a few other "civilian" friends of mine and there was this one girl that took a keen interest to us. Very friend, slightly cute if a bit young in appearance. Anyways, she got our numbers, and ended up calling me to see if I wanted to join her for dinner (a date). So I agreed, even though I had no interest in her whatsoever. The date was awfully awkward from my end. She talked alot, took an overly keen interest in everything I had to say--felt like an interrogation, in which the inquisitor wore a strange bouncy smile. I had dates that went worse as far as chemistry is concerned, but this one stands out because I was not in the mood to even be on it. I was just kind of killing time and being nice, etc. etc. But there she was across the table, staring intently, and soaking up my everyword about what I like to do, what my best friends are in to, etc. etc. Well, it turned out she was actually not interested in me at all, but had developed a major obsession with my buddy who was with me the night we met her. So instead of asking him out directly, she took me to dinner on Monday night (knowing that Monday was our big "clubbing at the Parthenon") night, and I'd be hooking up with my friends at the nightclub, one of them being him. He ended up poking her of course, but the nightmare for me was at least over in a night--that poor chap took months to try and get rid of her. Wow, he poked her and then dumped her...typical man. | |
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i was on a blind date, I spent alot of money taking her to a nice dinner, and she farted in the car on the ride home. | |
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BlackAdder7 said: i was on a blind date, I spent alot of money taking her to a nice dinner, and she farted in the car on the ride home.
you know, in some cultures that means "i love you".  | |
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I went to dinner with this guy and there just was no chemistry between us and there was a lot of awkward silence. I had to drive because he had no car and I had to pay because he supposedly he forgot his wallet. Then when I went to drop him off at his apartment, he tried to feel me up and kiss me. I smacked that dumbass so hard that I could hardly drive home from the pain in my hand. I don't play that shit   | |
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chocolate1 said: He asked if I wanted popcorn or anything, but like a mother asks a kid she's trying to discourage from touching a stove: "U don't popcorn do U?
"
I didn't, so I said, "No." As soon as the theater was dark, this fool pulled fried chicken and white bread in foil out of his pocket! I felt like the whole theater smelled like a box lunch!
After the movie, he left the bones all over the floor!
*!!!!!* ... [Edited 8/13/07 9:01am] | |
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jess555ja said: I went to dinner with this guy and there just was no chemistry between us and there was a lot of awkward silence. I had to drive because he had no car and I had to pay because he supposedly he forgot his wallet. Then when I went to drop him off at his apartment, he tried to feel me up and kiss me. I smacked that dumbass so hard that I could hardly drive home from the pain in my hand. I don't play that shit
It's a good thing he didn't hit U back or attack U...  "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Imago said: A friend of mine and I went out to a nightclub once when I was in the military here in Tampa.
We ran into a few other "civilian" friends of mine and there was this one girl that took a keen interest to us. Very friend, slightly cute if a bit young in appearance. Anyways, she got our numbers, and ended up calling me to see if I wanted to join her for dinner (a date). So I agreed, even though I had no interest in her whatsoever. The date was awfully awkward from my end. She talked alot, took an overly keen interest in everything I had to say--felt like an interrogation, in which the inquisitor wore a strange bouncy smile. I had dates that went worse as far as chemistry is concerned, but this one stands out because I was not in the mood to even be on it. I was just kind of killing time and being nice, etc. etc. But there she was across the table, staring intently, and soaking up my everyword about what I like to do, what my best friends are in to, etc. etc. Well, it turned out she was actually not interested in me at all, but had developed a major obsession with my buddy who was with me the night we met her. So instead of asking him out directly, she took me to dinner on Monday night (knowing that Monday was our big "clubbing at the Parthenon") night, and I'd be hooking up with my friends at the nightclub, one of them being him. He ended up poking her of course, but the nightmare for me was at least over in a night--that poor chap took months to try and get rid of her. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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chocolate1 said: jess555ja said: I went to dinner with this guy and there just was no chemistry between us and there was a lot of awkward silence. I had to drive because he had no car and I had to pay because he supposedly he forgot his wallet. Then when I went to drop him off at his apartment, he tried to feel me up and kiss me. I smacked that dumbass so hard that I could hardly drive home from the pain in my hand. I don't play that shit
It's a good thing he didn't hit U back or attack U... Oh my God, I never even thought about that 
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beret1022 said: Imago said: A friend of mine and I went out to a nightclub once when I was in the military here in Tampa.
We ran into a few other "civilian" friends of mine and there was this one girl that took a keen interest to us. Very friend, slightly cute if a bit young in appearance. Anyways, she got our numbers, and ended up calling me to see if I wanted to join her for dinner (a date). So I agreed, even though I had no interest in her whatsoever. The date was awfully awkward from my end. She talked alot, took an overly keen interest in everything I had to say--felt like an interrogation, in which the inquisitor wore a strange bouncy smile. I had dates that went worse as far as chemistry is concerned, but this one stands out because I was not in the mood to even be on it. I was just kind of killing time and being nice, etc. etc. But there she was across the table, staring intently, and soaking up my everyword about what I like to do, what my best friends are in to, etc. etc. Well, it turned out she was actually not interested in me at all, but had developed a major obsession with my buddy who was with me the night we met her. So instead of asking him out directly, she took me to dinner on Monday night (knowing that Monday was our big "clubbing at the Parthenon") night, and I'd be hooking up with my friends at the nightclub, one of them being him. He ended up poking her of course, but the nightmare for me was at least over in a night--that poor chap took months to try and get rid of her. Wow, he poked her and then dumped her...typical man. Or...wow she was boring and clingly as fuck and using Dan to get to his mate....typical woman! No? See how it works? | |
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mdiver said: beret1022 said: Wow, he poked her and then dumped her...typical man. Or...wow she was boring and clingly as fuck and using Dan to get to his mate....typical woman! No? See how it works? Exactly what I was thinking of saying, but held my tongue due to last time's results.  | |
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jess555ja said: chocolate1 said: It's a good thing he didn't hit U back or attack U... Oh my God, I never even thought about that
It's a good thing I know how to fight  "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Spookymuffin said: mdiver said: Or...wow she was boring and clingly as fuck and using Dan to get to his mate....typical woman! No? See how it works? Exactly what I was thinking of saying, but held my tongue due to last time's results. Yeah but i didn't say vaginal pus and die  | |
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mdiver said: Spookymuffin said: Exactly what I was thinking of saying, but held my tongue due to last time's results. Yeah but i didn't say vaginal pus and die Oh yeah. | |
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  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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Anxiety said: Probably the date where all during dinner the guy made random asides to an imaginary person sitting next to him, then got up to use the restroom and when he got back, told me that he had to go home because he just threw up.
HOLY SHIT  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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chocolate1 said: He asked if I wanted popcorn or anything, but like a mother asks a kid she's trying to discourage from touching a stove: "U don't popcorn do U?
"
I didn't, so I said, "No." As soon as the theater was dark, this fool pulled fried chicken and white bread in foil out of his pocket! I felt like the whole theater smelled like a box lunch!
After the movie, he left the bones all over the floor!
laughing my muthafuckin ass OFF! I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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