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Did Derek Jeter Give Jessica Alba Herpes?
Posted Aug 9th 2007 2:18PM by Larry Brown
Filed under: New York, Yankees, AL East, MLB Gossip

I was listening to The Adam Carolla Show this morning and they had a guest on from a gossip website called L.A. Rag Mag. Far be it from me to judge the credibility of the site; all I know is that Carolla had them on, so they must be somewhat legit (or entertaining at the least). Well, their latest report certainly has a strong charge -- that Derek Jeter gave Jessica Alba herpes:
Jessica Alba (before she was Jessica Alba) used to date Derek Jeter, the serial celebrity dater, who plays for the NY Yankees. Well, our source worked for Cash Warren, her ex, and had to refill her Valtrex prescription for her on a regular basis! Guess who she got it from...that's right...dirty Derek Jeter.
You know what this means don't YOU?!! All of his other famous relationships could have contracted the STD TOO! Derek's most famous sexual conquest include Mariah Carey, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Jessica Biel. Which means JT could have it AAAHHH!!

Perhaps this is the wrong attitude, but I've always been of the accepting mindset for STDs -- at least it means you're getting some, right? And by the way, if this is at all true, anything you can get from having relationships with Mariah Carey, Jessica Biel, and Jessica Alba, I'm all for. Sign me up.

Yip. If I caught a dose from Jessica Alba, I'd write that shit on a t-shirt and wear it with pride.

I'd be known as the forst man to die from herpes, and THEN I'd want the facts displayed on my headstone.

First thing Monday morning, I'm putting that clause in my will.

jarvis76 said:

They move from man to man so much, the women probably gave it to him!

She's a whore

I just heard Jeter's and Alba's lawyers' retainers just went up. It's the darndest thing...

She's not even worthy of having herpes!!
[Edited 8/12/07 12:01pm]

ewwwww.....


Suddenly I feel itchy.