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Thread started 08/11/07 10:25pm

karmatornado

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I need a good cure for killer gas!

I have had non stop chronic gas for 2 straight days. I don't need to take a dump, and I have tried beeno, pepto bismol, and pepcid AC to no avail. This gas attack will not subside. My office (where I am on the computer, recording, or watching game film) smells like all the farts have soaked in. I just changed the cover on the futon cause it smelt like hot gas. I know this is gross but someone please help! Thanks
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Reply #1 posted 08/11/07 10:30pm

statuesqque

okay, damn... somethings just should not be shared eek falloff

sorry, I can't think of anything additional to what you've already taken.
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Reply #2 posted 08/11/07 10:30pm

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2 days?!
I think you may need a doctor.
What did you eat?
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Reply #3 posted 08/11/07 10:31pm

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littlemissG said:

2 days?!
I think you may need a doctor.
What did you eat?


I ate a whole pot of Menudo the past two days for breakfast and lunch. I have also eaten some ribs. But thats about it.
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Reply #4 posted 08/12/07 5:50am

jess555ja

eek falloff




I have no cure for you. You just have to change the things you're eating and it will eventually go away. comfort
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Reply #5 posted 08/12/07 6:03am

Anxiety

try eating a lot of bread-y, absorb-y things. yeah, it's carb hell, but sometimes that has done some good for me in the past. roughage is good, too - get a sandwich from subway packed with veggies and that should get you off to a good start. fart
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Reply #6 posted 08/12/07 8:45am

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karmatornado said:

I have had non stop chronic gas for 2 straight days. I don't need to take a dump, and I have tried beeno, pepto bismol, and pepcid AC to no avail. This gas attack will not subside. My office (where I am on the computer, recording, or watching game film) smells like all the farts have soaked in. I just changed the cover on the futon cause it smelt like hot gas. I know this is gross but someone please help! Thanks


Oh good gracious, why that's nothing but a bunch of butt funky nastiness right there! Poppin' off gas left and right is no joke. It is time for you to take care of business and get your "rump shaker" back in good working order.

It sounds to me like you need internal cleansing. It will not only get rid of all that extra poppin' and lockin' and normalize your gasey behind, but it will also help get rid of some of the "other" junk encrusted all up inside your bowels.

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If you experience one or more of the following, then it's time to detoxify:

Frequent fatigue and low energy
Flatulence, gas & bloating
Excess weight
Food allergies
Impaired digestion
Irritability, mood swings
Bad breath & foul-smelling stools
Parasites in stool
Frequent colds
Recurring headaches
Chronic constipation
Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS)
Protruding belly ("pooch")
Powerful food cravings
Skin problems, rashes, etc.
Metallic taste in mouth
Hemorrhoids
Candida infection


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Reply #7 posted 08/12/07 8:49am

teaspoon

U sir have a dirty colon. http://www.blessedherbs.c...gAodrHghLw
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Reply #8 posted 08/12/07 8:56am

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I'd exercise that shit out..... biggrin
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Reply #9 posted 08/12/07 9:44am

pippet

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Charcoal Vitamins work best...

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