I believe that Prince IS gonna call me I know he is.

I believe in the visible world... sometimes.

I believe in humor and irony, while it obvious that some don't.

AzureStar said:

Now... you wouldn't be referring to a certain individual who apparently likes the blues, would you?

:LOL:

IceNine said:

Hmmm... now who said that I was talking about B.B. King?

AzureStar said:

Some people might call B.B. King "Mr. Blues." Yep... he is definitely a blues man!

:LOL:

AzureStar said:

hi babe..just checked out ur pic and i gotta say.. yummy!..i think u and i should get it on.. u know..shag each others brains out.. i just love going down on beautiful women like u for hours and hours.. course..ud have to have a long bath first.. wouldn't want any reminence of that last dickhead u were with.. what did u see in him anyway.. i saw his pic too.. UGLEEE.. tryin' to get this real cool deep look on his face.. and such a shit guitar player.. anyway babe.. c u soon.. i'll be thinkin' of you..

MrBlues said:

:LOL:

If this is your approach with women in general, I can see why you spend so much on prostitutes who usually will turn you down, thus reinforcing your self-hatred and humiliation.

Let me restate this... I have seen you chasing Natasha around and I can assure you that she will not fuck you, nor would she have anything to do with you... I am pretty much 100% certain that nobody on this site would have anything to do with you.

Also, I have seen you post to other people and you are very quick to call someone an idiot when they don't agree with you... this is a sure sign of a feeble mind and very low self-esteem.

You do make me laugh though... and you don't need to attack Heather because I spanked you in a war of words... you can't help it, you are just not good at debate or flames.

:LOL:

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Let me restate this... I have seen you chasing Natasha around and I can assure you that she will not fuck you, nor would she have anything to do with you... I am pretty much 100% certain that nobody on this site would have anything to do with you.

u think i'm chasing natasha... that is so fuckin' funny.. and i love the way u get to speak 4 all the people on this site.. like i said..ur obviously a very important man

IceNine said:[You do make me laugh though... and you don't need to attack Heather because I spanked you in a war of words... you can't help it, you are just not good at debate or flames.

:LOL:

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u thought that was an attack.. no silly..it was seduction

MrBlues said:

As usual... you continue to prove just exactly how poor your debate and or flaming skills are. I am taking it very easy on you because I can see that you are not very intelligent at all and can absolutely not keep up.

:LOL:

MrBlues said:

If that is your idea of seduction, you will NEVER be laid...

You are a virgin, aren't you?

:LOL:

IceNine said:[Also, I have seen you post to other people and you are very quick to call someone an idiot when they don't agree with you... this is a sure sign of a feeble mind and very low self-esteem.

man..ur such an idiot

MrBlues said:

:LOL:

Once again, my point is proved!

Keep 'em coming, Copernicus!

:LOL:

IceNine said
If this is your approach with women in general, I can see why you spend so much on prostitutes who usually will turn you down, thus reinforcing your self-hatred and humiliation.

and he also said
You are a virgin, aren't you?

so puddle.. the prostitutes usually turn me down.. which would suggest that sometimes they don't.. and yet i'm still a virgin.. go figure.. yeah puddle.. me and those hookers sure get up to some pretty kinky plutonic shit!
but ur right puddle.. ur far too articulate and onto it for me.. and thanx ever so much for going easy on me.. if there's anything i can do to repay u .. maybe i could come over there and redo the guitar on that song you posted so it doesn't sound like a lifeless piece of shit.. i'd be only too happy to do that 4 u buddy..anyway puddle.. gotta go.. bye bye

MrBlues said:

Ooooh! Another brillliant retort!

The ex-president of the United States of America declared that oral sex was not sex, therefore, according to the definition of sex set forth by Bill Clinton, you could have somehow tricked a blind, syphillitic prostitute into giving you a blowjob and would therefore have had at least SOME success with prostitutes without actually engaging in coitus.

I find it difficult to believe that any prostitute would even perform felatio on you, but there are some wooden leg-having, blind, retarded prostitutes who will do anything.

:LOL:

Keep 'em coming, Galileo! Please try to do a better job of insulting me next time though, okay Groucho Marx?

:LOL:

how dare you all ruin this lovely thread about the great Dee-lite song "Power of Love"


I believe in the power of love...let them call me naive but i still believe...eee ya...ee ya..eee ya ee ya e ya...

fyi: i was wondering what all this Mr Blue fuss was about...


thanks ice for the update..


REVEREND!!!

SkletonKee said:

I like the fact that he keeps coming back for a beating over and over and over...

:LOL:

IceNine saidI find it difficult to believe that any prostitute would even perform felatio on you, but there are some wooden leg-having, blind, retarded prostitutes who will do anything.

really puddle? i didn't know that.. but if u say they're out there.. then i believe u.. and i'm sure u've had each and every one of them

MrBlues said:

:LOL:

Keep trying... why don't you come up with something original? Maybe you can try to be witty... but you will fail again and again.

You couldn't even get laid in prison.

:LOL:

so...have we already determined that MrBlues is Neps?

This is like watching a gruesome car wreck... you can't help but look and wait for the Coroners to haul out the body bag and reposition the internal organs BACK in the corpse.


... continues to watch in horrified amazement... lol




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nLA said:

Please let me know if MrBlues gets in a good jab at any time... there have been none so far and I fear that he may be trying to lure me into a false sense of security by posting so many horribly unfunny and inane comments!

:LOL:

IceNine said:

Isn't that the Satanist way?

feltbluish said:

It certainly is, but I am not a Satanist... and Satanism is more like a form of humanism anyway. Anton La Vey called it Satanism to piss people off.

IceNine said You couldn't even get laid in prison.

once again puddle.. u prove ur superiority by being right on the button.. i couldn't, and for some strange reason wouldn't want to, get laid in prison.. but again.. i'm sure u could and have been many times.. gee wiz i feel inferior to u puddle.. ur obviously so much smarter than me.. i know this because u feel the need to constantly say so.. hmmm.. i wonder why that is

uh oh... its dismemberment time!

MrBlues said:

Maaan, that was another knee-slapper from the Australian master of comedy!

:LOL:

I am not even going to shoot one back at you for that lame response...

*IceNine patiently waits for MrBlues to say anything even remotely witty or scathing*

Come on little boy, you can do better than that.

:LOL:

nLA said:

Nope, not yet... I am going to play this one out for a long time!

It is very fun watching a grown man look like a little child and demonstrating his complete lack of a sense of humor and intelligence.

MrBlue is my new favorite orger!

:LOL: