evenstar3 said:

I sing when I'm walking Uzie, the whole neighbourhood probably thinks I'm a right nutter

My life has been utter chaos for weeks....

$138.00 for my sons teeth
$1000.00 for my daughters sport... ( mind you she is in her final year and I simply could not take that from her and the jackass in charge of fund raising was threatening me like a damn bill collector)
$60.00 for my annual which is the first in 7 years... ( alls clear and congratulate me)
$120.00 for a service call to repair my dead battery ( old needed replaced I missed work that day)
$800.00 For a root canal that went very badly! ( missed work behind that too)
$600.00 so far for my vehicle that wouldnt get me to work this morning! ( although I am blessed as this car is 7 years old and these are the first complaints it has uttered)

Bare with me crowd I am setting up my case!



Sister it has been 41 years since my last confession at least in the catholic sense!

SIDE BAR: I have been in more catholic weddings then I have protestant. So I was particularly embarrased about the maid of honor dress my girlfriend placed me in for hers.... while tugging and covering in front of the preist..... I said father, I no longer know if I am a good protestant or a bad catholic ( as he had seen me in many weddings) ..... He said as he touched my shoulder kindly ( he knew i was very humiliated.. I dearly respect the cloth) in his irish accent, we prefer to believe you are a bad catholic!!!!!

Where was I?


Sister it has been 41 years since my last confession at least in the catholic sense!

I have 2!

1) I broke my retirement annuity to cover the exspenses..... ( Im a cash and carry gurl since my divorce)

2) A very close friend innocently sent me pics and I have lusted to sin since they arrived! ( to the masses that thought me an ice princess)


Ok let me have it!

WAIT!!!!!

Ok listen shit happends in every life and it is my turn and I accept it and I am not exactly complaining because I have had a good run as God knows as do you!


Ok let me have it!

OK WAIIIIITTTTT!

Please do not hold my friendship with Dan against me he is a real wonderful man!

Ok I realize my association with Imago will cost me dearly but try to remember Dan is a wonderful person.


Ok

Let me have it!


















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[Edited 8/9/07 17:53pm]

I was just in my living room dancing to some Bell Biv DeVoe

jess555ja said:

i sing constantly when i'm home alone but would NEVER sing in front of anyone.

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

You realize you have to tell me who sent you the pics.

I accept orgnotes, emails, phones calls and posts.

CarrieMpls said:

Ok I am not pushing but does doing so gain me amnesty?

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Amnesty and absolution both, my dear friend.

I confess, thought the thoughts sometimes are fleeting, I often mistaken my own posts for Carrie's because her picture is on it.

After the initial shock of thinking that she's talking about penis lassos and buttholes, I start imagining scenarios in which she is actually saying these things. I hear her voice, her laugh, her northern accent, and I'm totally immersed in a foul-mouth CarrieMpls "curse like a sailor" daydream. Sometimes the fantasy goes so far that I imagine starting entire "Post something in the spirit of CarrieMpls being a naughty naughty girl" threads.

evenstar3 said:

I get caught singing alone all the time. I'm always embarrassed, but I still can't stop.

CarrieMpls said:

Orgnote!

I was just in my living room dancing to some Bell Biv DeVoe

I dont sing anymore, i've become very self concious of my voice

ArielB said:

Shouldn't she be asleep now?

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Waiting!

CarrieMpls said:

!!!!!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

!!!!!

CarrieMpls said:

Ok, but the preist part was funny right?

I draw nudie pics of people I know and covertly slip them into their mailboxes in the darkness of the night.

HobbesLeCute said:

I have always dearly adored your humor!

I draw nudie pics of people I know and covertly slip them into their mailboxes in the darkness of the night.

HobbesLeCute said:

I think that's a .

i haven't watched a single episode of 'sex in the city'