Because I am missing most of the first full day of college football to go to some church retreat in Backasswards, South Carolina because she is the youth director.

I am going to be watching the children while she is doing crafts and teaching positive messages and whatnot.

Meanwhile, my Gamecocks will be playing their first game against the Rajun Cajuns of Louisiana-Lafeyette and I will be missing the whole thing.

I will be missing Steve Spurrier leading the troops into battle and administering a complete ass-stomping so I can stay in the woods and sing kum by yah.

I love my wife.

I must.




Apparently I love my wife more than I love this guy.
[Edited 8/31/07 13:13pm]
[Edited 8/31/07 13:13pm]

awwwww

cough:whipped:cough

Do you breast feed too ?

Mach said:

Sadly my "man boobs" do not serve that function.

Mach said:

Oh damn.....

GottaLetitgo said:

do not let us ORGers shake your love. it's really cool that you'd do that for her*

























* ya big ole girly-man

consistently hilarous fucking threads

XxAxX said:

lol


and mach...lol



take your tampons

Rhondab said:

Sigh...I do love my wife.

Is it possible to be whipped though if marital relations only occur say once a month?

Purely hypothetical question.

GottaLetitgo said:

To answer your question...where you gonna be at Saturday????

Question answered !

And if you are only getting it once a month, you are working to damn hard at it! My ass would be on the couch watching Football all day Saturday!

Sowhat said:

Well once a month is more like an average figure.

I mean, we get pretty freaky deaky in December so you know the total is probably 12 times or so.

I mean hypothetically.

I love my wife.

GottaLetitgo said:

ONLY ONCE A MONTH? you poor thing

EverSoulicious said:

I was speaking, you know, fictionally.

I mean that would just be inhuman right?

(Must change subject. Must think of recent instance of transvestitism to steer topic 180 degrees.)

GottaLetitgo said:

You should be having relations at LEAST once a week

GottaLetitgo said:

Fictionally speaking, if someone (not GottaLetigo) were only getting it about once a month, on average....there would be no reason for them to say go to some church retreat in Backasswards, South Carolina...right?????

Unless this "fictional" person is scared of getting cut off completely.

Sowhat said:

ok see now that is grounds for divorce in my book

Who wants to talk about some college football?

(Insert nervous laughter)

EverSoulicious said:

Yes it is!

....and I'm still trying to get up to Seattle by the way ..... .

GottaLetitgo said:

Go HUSKIES!!!!!

GottaLetitgo said:

You wanna talk about the games you are NOT going to watch this weekend????

Sowhat said:

you are such an ass

Sowhat said:

Well, I figured as long as we were talking about stuff I wasn't getting...

The whole point is, before I got off on this COMPLETELY FICTIONAL tangent, is that I love my wife.

And that life is about sacrificing for the ones we love.

And...damn it I cannot believe I am missing the game tomorrow!!! AUGGGGGHHHHH!!

But seriously, it's all about the love, y'all.

GO 'DAWGS!!!!....SIC 'EM!!!!

GottaLetitgo said:

ok we KNOW you love your wife but as you said life is about sacrificing and that goes BOTH ways...but that is just me

EverSoulicious said:

Sowhat said:

what can I say, I'm attracted to men who are asses

EverSoulicious said:

Definitely.

Awwwww!