Imago said:

Why is he intimidating? Because he types unusually long sentences?
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He comes over as a bitter hack, but he does crack me up pretty often. I'm glad for his wordiness.

INSATIABLE said:

yes!

That and I sense that he's always drunk and lacks inhibitions when he's going off on people. I would hate to be on the receiving end of his anger, especially with that Shrek accent he's got going on.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Wow

Imago said:

I haven't went off on anyone here for a long while. I really don't think I ever did. Once, quite a while back, I called some fundamentalist nutter a waste of the Down Syndrome's wank his mother rubbed herself upon but I was banned for that. I rarely converse with people who believe in skygods now.

Number23 said:

How about Gaia and the Earth Mother? That's more of a sub-terra god, non?

Spookymuffin said:

I have a lot fo time for julian Cope, but the neo-pagan willy-waving leaves me cold. Of all the Gods, Baal interests me most, as he's only mentioned once in the Old Testement - but Yahweh was jealous, as ever, and stressed he would brutally slay all those who worshipped 'false gods' such as this 'Baal'. Sounds like fueding alien genetic engineers to me, but I'm obviously deluded and insane.

Number23 said:

My favourite God was Odin; he had all the fun and a cool name to boot.

Spookymuffin said:

I'll remember that line for the next time I'm debating theosophy in a dusty French cafe.

Number23 said:

You? Dusty French Cafés? Pffft. You big pseudo. It's all about theological discussions around the existence of God and his form whilst watching Brian off big brother massage his erect penis.

Spookymuffin said:

He does have an extraordinary looking penis. You could hear it slap off his knees as he ran.

Number23 said:

A true dark horse if I ever did see one. I had a rather huge friend at school who was similarly gifted. Mikhail was his name. Fortunately he was intelligent too, unlike our philistine friend here.

Spookymuffin said:

I bet his mum didn't smoke while she was pregnant. Mine did - about 20 a day apparently. My willy's fine but unfortunately I'm thick as, well, Brian's cock.

Number23 said:

Say what? I'm getting lost in all this dichotomy of Cock and Religion. Are you saying you produce excessively thick Semen?

Spookymuffin said:

I don't know. It's hard to see what's coming out of my cock when it's up your mum's arse.

Number23 said:

My mum doesn't have an arsehole. She's never needed one; all the shit comes out her mouth.

Spookymuffin said:

I bet your mum's right about most things. Your ripe zesty arrogance blinds you to a lot of home truths, I'm sure. I was the same. Now I'm a really nice guy who accepts everyone just the way they are.

Number23 said:

I'm only arrogant online hiding behind this mask we call an LCD TFT 15" Monitor. In reality, I'm a shy, pig-faced little English boy with very little to say.

Spookymuffin said:

You feel the need to bare your soul to me, don't you? Just like you would with Jesus. Come, all ye strays of the world.

Number23 said:

I was with you till you quoted Prince at me.

Spookymuffin said:

Oh he stole it too. My tickets came through today for the 17th. Prince looks like a bad waxwork on them, but the seats are great. We get to stay in the Dorchester as part of the package too for just £110 each.

Number23 said:

cunt. coincidentally i'm currently looking at vip tickets for the 17th for a mate and I go again. We're figuring VIP might well be worth it.

Spookymuffin said:

mm. I went VIP in Vegas on the last night of the 3121 thing. Totally different set up from the O2. Outrageously good seats right next to the stage too, elevated up on the side so you can see everything. I was too drunk on the Moet to remember much of the concert, but he did jump on a crowd platform right next to our table and began dancing right in front of me for about six seconds then smirked when I screamed 'Whooooo!' in a high voice. For half a second, we were one Ben. One. That bit at the end of the Rainbow Children was written about it. Yes, he can see the future.

Number23 said:

Well ya see, I don't really like Prince that much..but where we were last time - up on level 4 - the sound was okay but pretty fucking shit if I'm honest. It was only made good by the 9 pints I had chugged away at with my brother beforehand. For a first Prince concert, had I been sober, I think I would have thought it was pretty God-awful.

That's why I want VIP...to see Prince as he should be.

That and I wish he'd played 21 nights in Brixton Academy instead.

Oh, and Billy, you've broken 10,000.

Spookymuffin said:

I'd like them released as a book in chronological order.

Number23 said:

I bet your first post was really gay.

Spookymuffin said:

used 2 write like this.

Number23 said:

That's so fucking lame it's not true.

Spookymuffin said:

You believed me.