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Spookymuffin said:

I always thought Thomas was for Catholics, so polarised were the two main religious forces in my village. Jimbo & The Jet set was the Proddie talking transport programme.

as a methodist i had to watch Ivor the Engine

jami0mckay said:

Spookymuffin said:

all my christian friends got to watch bananaman, stoopid religion linked tv system

I Number23.

CarrieMpls said:

I love hookers.

Spookymuffin said:

Same difference.

CarrieMpls said:

I don't know what the hell you guys are talking about, but I care.

Why the fuck has this thread sunk with the weight of its nine replies?
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I'm less than 2,000 away from 40,000

I agree, #23 is a hooker

Number23 said:

You weren't satisfied with your first sentence?

And I don't celebrate even numbers. Just odds and primes (!). Others might be of the same sentiment--don't take it personally.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

40,000 is a LOT, you crazy bastard. That's 40,000 opinons, bitches and witty retorts you wrote. Most of which you've forgotten, if not all. What's the point, eh?

INSATIABLE said:

Satisfaction? I'm insatiable, INSATIABLE.

CarrieMpls said:

Aww. It's things like this that make me take off the mask.

Number23 said:

I keep track of all my threads and the ones I love the most!

Number23 said:

Is your face the mask, or is your face under the mask? If it's the latter, what's the mask?


Oh, and I'll celebrate your 9,999th or 10,001st.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I miss the days you could actually go to everyone's posts from the day they joined. I remember reading INSATIABLE's 'I'm new here' thread. those were the days. Man, like I said I remember very little of what I've posted over those 10,000 comments but I'm sure some of it was fucking golddust, even if it wasn;t appreicated under the current cultural climate. That baked beans and toast thread I started was my Rainbow Children.

INSATIABLE said:

It's just another mask. I'm just jelly, never the mould.

Is that the right way round?

Number23 said:

Jesus. Why do we remember these things? I didn't know people ate things like that for breakfast. What a different time.

I'm personally glad most of mine are gone forever, or until I've gathered the strength to break free from this place.

Number23 said:

Sure.

And yeah, there's probably nothing but masks atop masks. Nothing's really real in the human-penned sense of the word. It doesn't have to be a bad thing.

INSATIABLE said:

I feel like Tom Selleck in An Innocent Man, the greatest TV movie ever made. Tom is beautiful as the broken alpha-male, framed for a murder he didn;t commit and trapped at the helm of sadistic warders and a brutal, emotionless Governer. Thanks to retina for reminding me my brain remembered it.

INSATIABLE said:

Ok. I'm like Bowie then.

Dance, magic, dance.

Number23 said:

Is there a happy, heroic ending?

INSATIABLE said:

Of course! Tom gets bummed in the shower and realises he loves the cock.

He deserves a break from the org.

Number23 said:

Well, that's satisfying. We can only hope they someday make an awful 2000's rehash of that apparent theatrical masterpiece.

INSATIABLE said:

I always thought The Shawshank Redemption was missing that final scene of Morgan Freeman sucking hungrily on Tim Robbins' throbbing man ache. Maybe in some future DVD release.

One of my favorite orgers ever.

He's a bit intimidating, but I love his locks.