The old man
placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a
drink.

He unwrapped the
plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his
wife.

He then carefully
counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed
one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of
the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he
began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking
over and whispering.

Obviously they were
thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two
of them."

As the man began to
eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy
another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they
were used to sharing everything.


People closer to
the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there
watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the
drink.

Again,
the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them.
This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are used to sharing
everything."

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face
neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady
who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting
for?"


She
answered

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"THE
TEETH."

That is cute!

lol have a good day funky

That's funny!

crikey!