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Why is it so funny when... ...someone gets hit in the nuts with something? It never fails to bring down the house... I find myself laughing very hard at these minor misfortunes when they happen to someone... What about you?
I mean, it is not funny at all if I get popped in the apple bag with something, but I find it hilarious when it happens to someone else. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: ...someone gets hit in the nuts with something? It never fails to bring down the house... I find myself laughing very hard at these minor misfortunes when they happen to someone... What about you?
I mean, it is not funny at all if I get popped in the apple bag with something, but I find it hilarious when it happens to someone else. Also, it is the key ingredient to a successful live action Disney movie trailer. Every single one. | |
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tommyalma said: IceNine said: ...someone gets hit in the nuts with something? It never fails to bring down the house... I find myself laughing very hard at these minor misfortunes when they happen to someone... What about you?
I mean, it is not funny at all if I get popped in the apple bag with something, but I find it hilarious when it happens to someone else. Also, it is the key ingredient to a successful live action Disney movie trailer. Every single one. :LOL: Or a good, long fart... one of the above! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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tommyalma said: IceNine said: ...someone gets hit in the nuts with something? It never fails to bring down the house... I find myself laughing very hard at these minor misfortunes when they happen to someone... What about you?
I mean, it is not funny at all if I get popped in the apple bag with something, but I find it hilarious when it happens to someone else. Also, it is the key ingredient to a successful live action Disney movie trailer. Every single one. Austin Powers "hit in the nuts" jokes always crack me up too.. better than Disney any day. | |
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Ya know, I was watching JackAss last night and I was hysterical. Then I stopped and was like, holy shit! These people are beating the F**K out of themselves and we think it's funny! I felt bad for apx. 1 second and began laughing again... | |
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Queefs are pretty funny too | |
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CarrieLee said: Ya know, I was watching JackAss last night and I was hysterical. Then I stopped and was like, holy shit! These people are beating the F**K out of themselves and we think it's funny! I felt bad for apx. 1 second and began laughing again...
That is because it is fucking comical! Don't let XXX (org name deleted to protect the identity of a VERY liberal org member who whines and cries anytime someone might actually feel any pain) hear about that or he will contact his congressman... he will be trying to get legislation passed so that every male member of American society will be forced to wear a metal jockstrap to protect against inadvertant shots to the ballsack. :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Moderator | It can b funny. I accidentally did that 2 some1 and I tried not 2 giggle.
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IceNine said: ...someone gets hit in the nuts with something? It never fails to bring down the house... I find myself laughing very hard at these minor misfortunes when they happen to someone... What about you?
I mean, it is not funny at all if I get popped in the apple bag with something, but I find it hilarious when it happens to someone else. Because it is funny when it happens to someone else but when it happens to us it is not funny. I guess it is the Americans sick way of thinking or something to that effect. | |
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MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld said: IceNine said: ...someone gets hit in the nuts with something? It never fails to bring down the house... I find myself laughing very hard at these minor misfortunes when they happen to someone... What about you?
I mean, it is not funny at all if I get popped in the apple bag with something, but I find it hilarious when it happens to someone else. Because it is funny when it happens to someone else but when it happens to us it is not funny. I guess it is the Americans sick way of thinking or something to that effect. I would agree with you on that, but I have found that friends of mine from across various oceans and seas are highly amused by people getting popped in the nads too. Let's not forget how often Benny Hill got cracked in the sack on his FABULOUS comedy show. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Now Benny Hill was some funny shit.
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America' Funniest Videos cracks me up!
Why, I don't know maybe because it happened to them and not me. ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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Yeah, any of the America's Funniest Videos or World's Funniest Videos (or shows like those) always throw in a shot in the nuts clip.
I grimmace, hand immediately go 2 cover my nuts...grit my teeth... then remember it didn't happen 2 me and laugh my ass off! |
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I think it is because things are always happening to us, so when we see it happen to the other guy, we're like, "Yeah! It's about time something happened to you and not me! That is funny!" | |
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sag10 said: America' Funniest Videos cracks me up!
Why, I don't know maybe because it happened to them and not me. Yes... what you said! lol | |
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CherryMoon said: Now Benny Hill was some funny shit.
RIP Benny How he used 2 go around slapping that old man on the back of the head repeatedly... That MoFo used 2 crack my ass up 2! I think he died penniless... anyone have more info on that? |
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Getting hit in the nuts is about the worst possible thing I can think of.
Another surefire laugh in movies/tv is when someone falls. Except when it's Chevy Chase of course. Stupid ass. | |
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IceNine said: I mean, it is not funny at all if I get popped in the apple bag with something, but I find it hilarious when it happens to someone else. You find it hilarious because you have a shitty sense of humor. Seriously, I don't find it funny at all, nor do I find any sort of thing inflicting pain on someone else humorous. I never could stand things like "America's Funniest Home Videos"...What's funny about some kid riding a bike and slamming into a tree? Or a dog biting someone in the ass? Nothing. There's nothing funny about people falling, though I tend to laugh if I fall, just because I've done something completely dumbass, and it's better to laugh than cry. Anyways, yeah, there's nothing funny about someone getting hit in the balls. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: I mean, it is not funny at all if I get popped in the apple bag with something, but I find it hilarious when it happens to someone else. You find it hilarious because you have a shitty sense of humor. Seriously, I don't find it funny at all, nor do I find any sort of thing inflicting pain on someone else humorous. I never could stand things like "America's Funniest Home Videos"...What's funny about some kid riding a bike and slamming into a tree? Or a dog biting someone in the ass? Nothing. There's nothing funny about people falling, though I tend to laugh if I fall, just because I've done something completely dumbass, and it's better to laugh than cry. Anyways, yeah, there's nothing funny about someone getting hit in the balls. I can see the humor in it...but maybe that is cause I am a girl and I do not have any nuts to get kicked so I do not know how it feels, I assume getting kicked in the would feel the same way but I have never had that happen either. Oh well I still find some humor in it. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA | |
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I find it painful to watch someone get their crotch impaled with someones foot.
I fell off my bike seat one time and it was one of the most crippling pains I ever experienced. Too bad we cant inflict this same kind of pain on women by kicking them there too. Then perhaps they would sympathize. lol. | |
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Tom said: I find it painful to watch someone get their crotch impaled with someones foot.
I fell off my bike seat one time and it was one of the most crippling pains I ever experienced. Too bad we cant inflict this same kind of pain on women by kicking them there too. Then perhaps they would sympathize. lol. I landed square on the bar of a boys bike once when I was 10... God that hurt! I literally thought I was going to die. And, it does hurt for a girl to be kicked there, although it does take a lot more effort to inflict the pain. I used to knee my cousin there quite frequently as a child and she would topple over with extreme pain! She always deserved it though, and still does to this day! | |
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AzureStar said: I landed square on the bar of a boys bike once when I was 10... God that hurt! I literally thought I was going to die.
And, it does hurt for a girl to be kicked there, although it does take a lot more effort to inflict the pain. I used to knee my cousin there quite frequently as a child and she would topple over with extreme pain! She always deserved it though, and still does to this day! When I was probably around 9 I was riding my bike and ran off the curb and the jolt caused my bike seat to fall off. I will not give you all the gory details but let's just say I technically lost my virginity that day HORRIFIC PAIN. Absolutely terrible. I can sympathize with you Azure, and with boys too... though they think I am full of shit when I tell them so! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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AzureStar said: Tom said: I find it painful to watch someone get their crotch impaled with someones foot.
I fell off my bike seat one time and it was one of the most crippling pains I ever experienced. Too bad we cant inflict this same kind of pain on women by kicking them there too. Then perhaps they would sympathize. lol. I landed square on the bar of a boys bike once when I was 10... God that hurt! I literally thought I was going to die. And, it does hurt for a girl to be kicked there, although it does take a lot more effort to inflict the pain. I used to knee my cousin there quite frequently as a child and she would topple over with extreme pain! She always deserved it though, and still does to this day! It cannot compare to the IMMENSE pain of being whacked in the balls... NOTHING CAN COMPARE. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: It cannot compare to the IMMENSE pain of being whacked in the balls... NOTHING CAN COMPARE.
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Natsume said: When I was probably around 9 I was riding my bike and ran off the curb and the jolt caused my bike seat to fall off. I will not give you all the gory details but let's just say I technically lost my virginity that day
HORRIFIC PAIN. Absolutely terrible. I can sympathize with you Azure, and with boys too... though they think I am full of shit when I tell them so! ouch! | |
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AzureStar said: IceNine said: It cannot compare to the IMMENSE pain of being whacked in the balls... NOTHING CAN COMPARE.
Child birth. Ok, I always get a bit confused by this... Go into any adult/sex toy store and you will see all kinds of dildos, rubber fists, and other objects that are easily the size of a small baby. How do women stick these things up their (expletive) or (another expletive) for pleasure, then complain passing a baby is too painful? lol | |
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Tom said: Ok, I always get a bit confused by this...
Go into any adult/sex toy store and you will see all kinds of dildos, rubber fists, and other objects that are easily the size of a small baby. How do women stick these things up their (expletive) or (another expletive) for pleasure, then complain passing a baby is too painful? lol Dildos the size of a 6-8 pound baby!? You are kidding me!? | |
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AzureStar said: Tom said: Ok, I always get a bit confused by this...
Go into any adult/sex toy store and you will see all kinds of dildos, rubber fists, and other objects that are easily the size of a small baby. How do women stick these things up their (expletive) or (another expletive) for pleasure, then complain passing a baby is too painful? lol Dildos the size of a 6-8 pound baby!? You are kidding me!? I saw one of these monsters! They are huge... ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^
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sag10 said: I saw one of these monsters! They are huge...
The size of a baby!? WHY!? | |
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There are also pictures of women on the internet using bowling pins and stuff as dildos... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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