Every thursday evening I got visit my friends Deer Eyes and Raven ... we stay up very late and talk about very odd things often which usually leads to laughter and often times long spells of deep gut wrenching laughter

It feels so good but sometimes runs the line of pain and feeling the need to puke

Last night

Mach said:

It feels so good but sometimes runs the line of pain and feeling the need to puke

They should use that in a vodka advert
[Edited 8/6/07 6:49am]

Last time I truly peed myself was at my younger brother's nativity play at xmas. One of the shepherds, a little boy, farted loudly on stage, and started giggling. This started me and my friend off, and before long the entire first row were shaking with laughter. I was crying

jami0mckay said:

Yesterday a crazy man got on the bus with shorts on and a big bag and he sat down and pulled out some Icy hot and started rubbing it on his legs and the whole bus started smelling like old people's arthritis cream, I had to laugh cause there was nothing you could do but sit there while your eyes watered.

wlcm2thdwn said:

theres one that used to get on my bus that wore a purple fur coat and rubbed deep heat on his legs whilst eating cheese and onion crisps at the same time

It's been a while, but it happened the last time I visited my grandfather. He is full of hilarious stories about all of his children and he told us about the time that he sent my father and my uncle Gilberto to deliver this goat to someone who had bought it from them. My father and uncle got into an argument on their way there and basically, my uncle had pushed my father and the goat off of this low cliff and into the river. I don't know if it was the story or the way my grandfather was laughing that made me laugh hard. He rarely laughs so it is funny to see it and hear it when he does

I was skateboarding yesterday and turned around for a few seconds to tell my friend i'll be back.
Ended up crashing into a mailbox. I couldn't help it but it was so funny.

DanceWme said:

ouch

last halloween there was this chick way too overdressed like trying to be sexy at a kids function no less, well anyway she was standing on the hayride and fell but she tried to break her fall and the fall lasted like 20 seconds she like was grabbing for shit and yelling "oh lawd" that shit was too funny me and my kids were laughing so hard that I was crying.

This is a long story. I'll try to condense it.

My co-worker, husband and 2 boys went to Hawaii. The littlest one, 7 years old, did not want to go swimming in the ocean. My co-worker says he had watched Shark Week on the discovery channel. Later on he decided he wants to, after seeing all the kids go snorkeling and looking for Sea Turtles. He gets in. The guide goes down and comes right back up. He gives everyone a thumbs-up and says "Shhh, there's a shark down there."

Well my co-workers son starts to cry and scream. She said he looked like Charlie Brown with his head back and tears just spraying off the sides.

I know it sounds mean but both her and I could not stop laughing when she told me the story.

Months ago

I won't go into details, but it involved Lothan and the phrase "Chanhassen Hobbitches."

Genesia said:

You are evil.

Lothan said:

There is this show just for laughs on TV and it's basically a hidden camera type show and there was this one scenario where there was some work being done on a sidewalk and it was a deep pit with water in it and the construction guy asks passerby's to sit and hold something for him while he runs to the restroom and so they sit in a chair there and are holding this piece of equipment that is going down into the murky water and there is a diver dude down there with a shark head on a stick and as the person see's bubbles coming up from the water, this shark head comes out of the water

I began belly laughing before the skit even started though. As soon as I saw the sharkhead on a stick I lost it Laughed till I cried and my back ached

Every time I log onto the org and come into GD. Ya'll are funny as hell

EverSoulicious said:

This would have been way funnier from the orger Eversoulicioussucks

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

You daring me to use that name?

a minute ago

my stomach hurts