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Whats the best piece of advice you've been given? Whats the best piece of advice you've been given? | |
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"never go to GD forum, stay away!" The enormous gap between what US leaders do in the world and what Americans think their leaders are doing is one of the great propaganda accomplishments of the dominant political mythology. - Michael Parenti | |
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"Take it back it makes you look fat..." grand advice that...  "I may not agree with what you say but I'll fight for your right to say it"
Be proud of who you are not what they want you to be... | |
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Keep the haemmorroid cream well separated from the Deep Heat in your bathroom cabinet | |
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If you decide to have a wank in your bedroom at night, with the curtains drawn, try to avoid giving the neighbourhood an interesting "shadow show" as the lamp is on behind you.  | |
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"If you really wanna impress a woman, stick a toothpick in your penis hole and piss in two directions." - Thomas Browns uncle-1986 | |
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My dad used to say two things that really stuck with me:
If you don't have the cash to buy it, you don't need it. You only need two very good friends, the rest are just aquaintances. | |
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Always do the right thing, which came from my Dad.
Love God above all others, and love your neighbor as you love yourself, which came from Jesus. Don't eat yellow snow. Thank you Frank Zappa. | |
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Never under any circumstances take sleeping pills and a laxative at the same time. | |
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Imago said: Never under any circumstances take sleeping pills and a laxative at the same time.
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Life isn't fair. Deal with it. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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