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Printablejess555ja said: DVD player and porn
 
I'm all the porn you'll ever need It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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reneGade20 said: Anxiety said: i think i'd go with the unattractive person over the porn, because porn gets old and stale, and then i'd be left with a dvd player and the frustration of having no other dvds to watch than the money shots i've seen a kajillion times.
meanwhile, if you're abandoned and stuck with ANYONE for any substantial amount of time, eventually they're going to start looking good.   ..
"Anxiety says this as reneGade enters his 12th month of captivity in Iraq pondering the intrinsically military phenomenon that occurs amongst the female Soldier community known as 'Queen-for-a-year-itis'"....  
combine that with beer goggles and i'd imagine you're in for some real trouble.  | |
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Anxiety said:
combine that with beer goggles and i'd imagine you're in for some real trouble. actually, I think its more an issue of "lack of p***y" goggles, since we aren't(officially) allowed to drink over here..... ...unless there's such a thing as "near-beer" goggles.....  He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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reneGade20 said: actually, I think its more an issue of "lack of p***y" goggles, since we aren't(officially) allowed to drink over here..... ...unless there's such a thing as "near-beer" goggles..... hey renegade, have you come across any quality Iraqi snatch? Are some of the locals worth a squirt? | |
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FuNkeNsteiN said: jess555ja said: DVD player and porn
I'm all the porn you'll ever need Alright!!!
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LittleSmedley said: reneGade20 said: actually, I think its more an issue of "lack of p***y" goggles, since we aren't(officially) allowed to drink over here..... ...unless there's such a thing as "near-beer" goggles..... hey renegade, have you come across any quality Iraqi snatch? Are some of the locals worth a squirt? nah....when you lift the burqa, the funk reigns supreme..... 
He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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For the record, I would take the unnattractive partner, close my eyes, and try to think of Angelina Jolie | |
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LittleSmedley said: For the record, I would take the unnattractive partner, close my eyes, and try to think of Angelina Jolie
 It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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FuNkeNsteiN said: LittleSmedley said: For the record, I would take the unnattractive partner, close my eyes, and try to think of Angelina Jolie
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i need physical contact and someone to talk to. i can deal. most of my boyfriends were ugly anyway | |
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LittleSmedley said: reneGade20 said: actually, I think its more an issue of "lack of p***y" goggles, since we aren't(officially) allowed to drink over here..... ...unless there's such a thing as "near-beer" goggles..... hey renegade, have you come across any quality Iraqi snatch? Are some of the locals worth a squirt?  men. | |
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reneGade20 said: LittleSmedley said: hey renegade, have you come across any quality Iraqi snatch? Are some of the locals worth a squirt? nah....when you lift the burqa, the funk reigns supreme.....
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