The woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.

He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her
back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.

Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding
his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below
her waist. He continued on,gently feeling her hips, first one side and
then the other.

His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle
probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the
returned to do the same to her right thigh.

By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a
little to better position herself.The man stopped abruptly and rolled
over to his side of the bed.

" Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered.
He whispered back,



















" I found the remote!"

grrr... lemme try again.

it figures
that's why there is no tv in the bedroom

lol: