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Printablemeow85 said: I find most porn kinda boring. But here we go, shit I do not like:
When the girl is clearly not enjoying herself...or the when the guy isn't, for that matter. It's much more fun to watch when they're into it. Inhuman positions a person needs to be an acrobat to accomplish. Fake tits Fake yelling/noises. Dude, it's cool if you're not naturally vocal. Really. When the male star/stars refer to the female as bitch, cunt, slut, whore, etc. Degradation is not fucking sexy. Obviously straight girls who do "lesbian" porn. I don't think it counts when you're afraid to touch the other girls' ladybits. Like, at all, really. Guys who leave their shoes/socks on. Unless you're still fully clothed, there's no excuse. Yup on everything except the acrobatics.....gotta love those pretzel people.....and sometimes it is rather impressive.... 
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meow85 said: I find most porn kinda boring. But here we go, shit I do not like:
When the girl is clearly not enjoying herself...or the when the guy isn't, for that matter. It's much more fun to watch when they're into it. Inhuman positions a person needs to be an acrobat to accomplish. Fake tits Fake yelling/noises. Dude, it's cool if you're not naturally vocal. Really. When the male star/stars refer to the female as bitch, cunt, slut, whore, etc. Degradation is not fucking sexy. Obviously straight girls who do "lesbian" porn. I don't think it counts when you're afraid to touch the other girls' ladybits. Like, at all, really. Guys who leave their shoes/socks on. Unless you're still fully clothed, there's no excuse. Yup on everything except the acrobatics.....gotta love those pretzel people.....and sometimes it is rather impressive....
He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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meow85 said: I find most porn kinda boring. But here we go, shit I do not like:
When the girl is clearly not enjoying herself...or the when the guy isn't, for that matter. It's much more fun to watch when they're into it. Inhuman positions a person needs to be an acrobat to accomplish. Fake tits Fake yelling/noises. Dude, it's cool if you're not naturally vocal. Really. When the male star/stars refer to the female as bitch, cunt, slut, whore, etc. Degradation is not fucking sexy. Obviously straight girls who do "lesbian" porn. I don't think it counts when you're afraid to touch the other girls' ladybits. Like, at all, really. Guys who leave their shoes/socks on. Unless you're still fully clothed, there's no excuse. Yup on everything except the acrobatics.....gotta love those pretzel people.....and sometimes it is rather impressive....
He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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everytime there is a porn thread here
i tend to end up looking at porn 
and today i think i saw the worst boobs ever they.didn't.move.at.all   She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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emm said: everytime there is a porn thread here
i tend to end up looking at porn
and today i think i saw the worst boobs ever they.didn't.move.at.all Hi Emm....  Howya been?
There's this actress named Carmen Luvana.....she's got those fake, stiff boobies.....AND they're wall-eyed to boot....her nipples point east and west instead of straight ahead....distracts from the movie....  He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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minneapolisgenius said: CLEAR HEELS!!!!!
I mean, they just scream PORNSTAR, but enough already. So cheap looking and not sexy at all.see through heels, or just really cheap shoes
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lilgish said: minneapolisgenius said: CLEAR HEELS!!!!!
I mean, they just scream PORNSTAR, but enough already. So cheap looking and not sexy at all.see through heels, or just really cheap shoes
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ThirdandFinal said: lilgish said: But when you see them on a real woman..... YUP!!! when the girlies are working the pole at the "disrobing for money" establishments..... 
....and my wife owns a pair or four.....GEEE-ROWL!!!! 
He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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reneGade20 said: Hi Emm....
Howya been?
There's this actress named Carmen Luvana.....she's got those fake, stiff boobies.....AND they're wall-eyed to boot....her nipples point east and west instead of straight ahead....distracts from the movie.... just googled her... they sit too high on her boob but as far as direction  She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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reneGade20 said: ThirdandFinal said: But when you see them on a real woman..... YUP!!! when the girlies are working the pole at the "disrobing for money" establishments.....
....and my wife owns a pair or four.....GEEE-ROWL!!!!
Just don't make that "gee rowl" sound in public anymore Le prego di non toccare la macchina per favore! | |
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emm said: reneGade20 said: Hi Emm....
Howya been?
There's this actress named Carmen Luvana.....she's got those fake, stiff boobies.....AND they're wall-eyed to boot....her nipples point east and west instead of straight ahead....distracts from the movie.... just googled her... they sit too high on her boob but as far as direction 
They are pretty fucking horrible Le prego di non toccare la macchina per favore! | |
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ThirdandFinal said: emm said: just googled her... they sit too high on her boob but as far as direction
They are pretty fucking horrible OMG, I can't believe this broad is even showing those  They're uneven as hell, & why don't people get a size that's right for their body?? I mean at least TRY to fool someone, natural boobs don't burst from one's chest in a perfect circle She needs to get her fucking money back 
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ThirdandFinal said: reneGade20 said: YUP!!! when the girlies are working the pole at the "disrobing for money" establishments.....
....and my wife owns a pair or four.....GEEE-ROWL!!!!
Just don't make that "gee rowl" sound in public anymore DAYUM!!! It's like that?  I keep that behind closed doors normally.....
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CalhounSq said: ThirdandFinal said:
They are pretty fucking horrible OMG, I can't believe this broad is even showing those They're uneven as hell, & why don't people get a size that's right for their body?? I mean at least TRY to fool someone, natural boobs don't burst from one's chest in a perfect circle She needs to get her fucking money back
. [Edited 8/1/07 6:30am] At some point the porn industry, hell the media in general decided that anything gigantic stuck to a womans chest was exciting, whether it lokked like a breast or not Le prego di non toccare la macchina per favore! | |
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ThirdandFinal said: emm said: just googled her... they sit too high on her boob but as far as direction
They are pretty fucking horrible She actually won an industry award with those deformed puppies..... AVN New Starlet of the Year 2002 He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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reneGade20 said: ThirdandFinal said: But when you see them on a real woman..... YUP!!! when the girlies are working the pole at the "disrobing for money" establishments.....
....and my wife owns a pair or four.....GEEE-ROWL!!!!
Still...no. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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ThirdandFinal said: emm said: just googled her... they sit too high on her boob but as far as direction
They are pretty fucking horrible That's gonna pop any minute now. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: reneGade20 said: YUP!!! when the girlies are working the pole at the "disrobing for money" establishments.....
....and my wife owns a pair or four.....GEEE-ROWL!!!!
Still...no. AWWWW...come on.....I think that this... 
....coupled with this.... 
makes for a hubba hubba HAWT time.....yes? He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow.
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In my younger days my friends would have porn partys drink all night.
then i thought was so cool. But now I think about it suck you can't touch it. what fun is that. plus there only one ass Love to see? I havn't seen Very LONG TIME.I shouldn't be think that way but that life. | |
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Scenarios where the porn star dresses as a nurse with a white cap. | |
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I don't like porn that can't be found for free on the internet. ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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reneGade20 said: minneapolisgenius said: Still...no. AWWWW...come on.....I think that this...
....coupled with this....
makes for a hubba hubba HAWT time.....yes? If you're gay! The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. |
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meow85 said: I find most porn kinda boring. But here we go, shit I do not like:
Fake tits This one is so obvious, I don't know how I neglected to mention it. When I see implants, I just fast forward to the next scene. | |
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xplnyrslf said: Scenarios where the porn star dresses as a nurse with a white cap.
Okay. (Why am I talking about this? But here goes....) I am BIG on story lines. I need them to get off. Well I always have this fantasy and I think it should be made into a porn. Okay. I work in a langerie store and some dude comes in looking for stuff for his wife, or WHOEVER, and I help him and he askes me to try it on to see how it looks on her. So I do. And then, well, you know the rest. Is that good??  I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
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JerseyKRS said: fake talking....
"you like putting that c*ck in my tight little p*ssy, don't you?" which is cool in it's own right, but not when it sounds like C3PO is saying it.   I'm so glad you're back!!!!
C3PO?? Made me laugh at work. My neighbor in the next cube is like what's so funny? | |
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Watching a dude in a porn no matter what is a turn off. After a certain point the shit makes me laugh. Watching a man give it to anyone...ugh... and then don't let him be all juiced up and muscle beefed up. Extra turn off. Not to say I like chicks,because I'm strickly dickly.
But porn in general makes me laugh. Perhaps because it's staged. To be quite honest if I really want my boo-bie pie and I to get riled, a strip club visit and getting him a few dances there will do the trick.... over share. | |
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TotalANXiousNESS said: xplnyrslf said: Scenarios where the porn star dresses as a nurse with a white cap.
Okay. (Why am I talking about this? But here goes....) I am BIG on story lines. I need them to get off. Well I always have this fantasy and I think it should be made into a porn. Okay. I work in a langerie store and some dude comes in looking for stuff for his wife, or WHOEVER, and I help him and he askes me to try it on to see how it looks on her. So I do. And then, well, you know the rest. Is that good?? Hasn't that been done in pr0n 1,000 times already? | |
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sextonseven said: TotalANXiousNESS said: Okay. (Why am I talking about this? But here goes....) I am BIG on story lines. I need them to get off. Well I always have this fantasy and I think it should be made into a porn. Okay. I work in a langerie store and some dude comes in looking for stuff for his wife, or WHOEVER, and I help him and he askes me to try it on to see how it looks on her. So I do. And then, well, you know the rest. Is that good?? Hasn't that been done in pr0n 1,000 times already? Oh. 
See. Told yas I haven't seen much. I've reached in darkness and come out with treasure
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sextonseven said: meow85 said: I find most porn kinda boring. But here we go, shit I do not like:
Fake tits This one is so obvious, I don't know how I neglected to mention it. When I see implants, I just fast forward to the next scene. I have an implant allowance for porn. It's like asking a porn star not to be slutty, just not gonna happen But I mentioned scars, which are a huge turnoff. And really bad boob jobs are also.
Of course, I wish no young woman would get them at all! My Legacy
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I guess I am kinda alone that I don't need any story lines and stupid dialogues. They suck anyway, so they are just a waste of time for me  .With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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