NDRU said:

I really don't like to see shaving rashes or scabs

and I also don't like that formula stuff BORING

I don't like when they put fried chicken in the girls ass


I don't like it when the guys are creepy looking

I don't like when there is a strong german accented narrator saying "oh yes put it in her furburger"



I am sure I have plenty more

ZombieKitten said:

Yikes!

Yes, scabs & bumps, rashes, bruises are the worst! It's fine on real people, but not in my fantasy!
[Edited 7/30/07 16:38pm]

NDRU said:

I think I am watching the wrong porns

ZombieKitten said:

I'm getting less into the real stuff and leaning more towards some artsy Andrew Blake style stuff. But actually, I barely ever see porn at all anymore.
[Edited 7/30/07 16:41pm]

NDRU said:

me neither, apart from like 5 minutes on a Friday and Saturday night

ZombieKitten said:

wow, that long?

NDRU said:

it takes me ages to find something appropriate

OMG

JerseyKRS said:

if the site is derogitory to women i won't watch
"see these stupid cunts get conned into taking our dicks!"
"this slut will do anything for money"

i hate overdone makeup and doe-eyes in the camera
when she should be enjoying a good fuck

can not deal with a naked guy wearing socks while getting some.

as far as hangups?
irl i want him to be vocal in bed... grunts, groans, dirty talk
ipl i don't necessarily want to hear him say anything
other than that i like it to be most like real life.
average looking people, tits bouncing, no script, no music, and actually look like you are loving the hell out of it.

dseann said:

I'm totally feeling you ..(yes, both literally and metaphorically )

Porn nowadays ought to have a story line, I want a beginning, middle and end. Even if the story line is totally predictable I won't mind as long as the acting is atleast bearable. The leads MUST have chemistry, I want to believe her when she says "Fuck my pussy hard" or whatever
And why is the editing so horrible in Porn? Frustrates the hell out of me.

I wish mainstream actors were in Porn *pictures Wahlberg in nude screwing the hell out of Penelope Cruz...runs for tissue*.
Hey, you never know, maybe in 50 years things will be different. Porn is increasingly becoming more acceptable. Hell, I'm a chic and I'm all for it..

Christina xx

rushing07 said:

I hate it when the guys in the flicks leave their socks and shoes on with nothing else on.....except a watch..... WTF!!! dude...it only takes a second or two to remove shoes and socks.....
[Edited 7/31/07 4:13am]

NDRU said:

I was into the Andrew Blake stuff for a minute, because I liked his stuff aesthetically and thematically. He would venture into certain thematic or fetish territories in a very very subtle way that made some of his porn intriguing for me...

but then...I grew over the whole super sleek produced feel it had...the characters became too toy store window-doll-ish for me....unhuman almost...perfect hair, make-up, locations to enact the perfect fantasies, but, for example, no body secretions, never a hair out of place.It removes the humanity that exists in porn for me...I think these days its easier for me to enjoy amateur porn (via all the new online sites), as when you see two people who are honestly and authentically sharing and bonding sexually without pretense or shame, theres soooo much beauty in that. The Hollywood stuff pretty much garners the reaction from me....although I still dig some of Blakes themes...

ZombieKitten said:

The 'german accented narrator' really made me giggle, but FRIED CHICKEN!!!?

ZombieKitten said:

Why do I hear AHHNOLD when I say that to myself.....

Ottensen said:

someone forwarded me a clip a while back of chicks getting off on baseball bats, squashes, bottles..... and of course, the ever welcomed fist up to the elbow treatment.....

reneGade20 said:

See, I've seen those clips before too, and I always come back to, 'Girl..just go find a man if you need insertion, geee wiz...' ....but...OKAY! HELLO! What's up with the FISTING??? I can't personally see finding any pleasure in that for myself, but I do wonder where your head has to be to need that as a source of sexual satisfaction?? I'm not a pain freak, so sorry but that looks like that HURTS . It has to be something PURELY mental with a person that NEEDS to cross such a boundary within themselves, because objectively I jus can-not see how physically and sensationally that would bring a person easily to sexual peak or orgasm...there has be a mind trigger somewhere that can make a person want, need, or be able to TAKE that....

Although, in all fairness, maybe it's pleasureable for people who need pain/discomfort as a part of their experience (like masochists, maybe)?

Ottensen said:

I agree totally with you on every point.....when I first watched it, I literally cocked my head (like a dog looking at an answering machine), mouth gaped open like WTF? I just couldn't fathom what was pleasurable about someone shoving their arm up inside a woman like that....for either participant....for me, as a man, if I can jam my arm up there like that, what good is Captain Winkie gonna do?

dumb stuff

fake faces/playing to the camera

fake talk

ugly people

assless guys

toys

crusty man hands/dirty fingernails

consistent face slapping/projectile spitting

zits on asses/rashes

when they barely show the dude (most straight porn)

unwanted actions - dudes that get overzealous w/ throat fucking & the chick has to struggle a little too much to breathe... gagging on cum or working up to swallowing it (there's nothing worse than witnessing that "what the fuck am I doing???" moment)... or hurling - that shit is the worst, it's just sad all around...

when they're not truly into it - if they're not, why the hell should I be

NDRU said:

I like Andrew Blake stuff. I haven't seen it in years though.

CLEAR HEELS!!!!!




I mean, they just scream PORNSTAR, but enough already. So cheap looking and not sexy at all.

Ottensen said:

Not the ones I saw.

But I agree it's a little removed from reality. The sounds are not the ones the actors are making, and everything is stylized or in slow motion. Sometimes you think "just do it already!"

CalhounSq said:

I second everything on this list , but add men who don't remove their Timbalands before they start knocking boots! That ain't sexy

NDRU said:

I don't mind the stylization of it, that's what drew me to it...it's just the visual of many of the women not appearing to be really 'wet' during insertion, which on a sub-conscious level for me always registers as a woman not being 'ready' to engage in sex either emotionally or physically. Now because its porn, we know they're ready, its their JOB to be ready:lol: , but the absence of lubrication sometimes makes me feel like I was looking at plastic dolls, and not real people

The men in the Blake movies though, I have to give props, because they always have the NICEST looking penises! They have a very cleeeeen yet competent flair about them

Oh, I just remembered!

looping the film to make it longer.

"Wait, haven't I already seen this?" ripoff!

NDRU said:

That's definitely annoying.

Tonylover said:

reneGade20 said:

I actually heard this comment the other day in my real life... my boyfriend said " but why do I have to take my socks off? "


I guess that's what you get after 10 years with a man.

I don't get to see much porn so even the slightest bit turns me on.

Any porn will do.

But I actually DO like story lines.

TotalANXiousNESS said:

Move to Germany, Girl...soft porn starts on nework tv at 12 sharp until 6am, and the nighttime game show and lottery hostesses moderate the shows buck nekkid... and again this is on regular tv, not pay-per view

Sweeny79 said:

my wife won't even let me touch her if I have on socks.....

I find most porn kinda boring. But here we go, shit I do not like:




When the girl is clearly not enjoying herself...or the when the guy isn't, for that matter. It's much more fun to watch when they're into it.

Inhuman positions a person needs to be an acrobat to accomplish.

Fake tits

Fake yelling/noises. Dude, it's cool if you're not naturally vocal. Really.

When the male star/stars refer to the female as bitch, cunt, slut, whore, etc. Degradation is not fucking sexy.

Obviously straight girls who do "lesbian" porn. I don't think it counts when you're afraid to touch the other girls' ladybits. Like, at all, really.

Guys who leave their shoes/socks on. Unless you're still fully clothed, there's no excuse.