Those ridiculous french manicured nails. I wouldn't let a woman with those talons near my cock. Then again I don't let women near my cock anyway. [Edited 7/29/07 23:24pm] The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. | |
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I still prefer Eastern porn and Hentai...it's kinkier
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I have a bit of a wet white shirt thing... Lol, but generally I don't like porn, it's much too clinical nowadays. Prefer romance novels etc... Stuff that can get me thinking/fantasizing. | |
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rushing07 said: socks, yes please.
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I like girl/girl scenes. But as soon as they pull out a dildo and any other "equipment" it just ruins it for me.
I adore the Emmanuelle movies from the 70s. So sexy. I love the underwear in the 70s. The sheer hipster panties. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: I like girl/girl scenes. But as soon as they pull out a dildo and any other "equipment" it just ruins it for me.
I adore the Emmanuelle movies from the 70s. So sexy. I love the underwear in the 70s. The sheer hipster panties. I like 70's porn too, cause the styling is cool. but you just brought me to a question of sorts, cause I don't understand the dildo thing...this is one of the areas where sexually I am a total dunce, so I have to ask: for the concept of girl-girl sex, does it seem unusual to anybody that dildos are used in the first place? I mean, if the point is to be with another woman isn't because you want to bask in that which similar to yourself, that reflects your own softness and femininity ? Theres something that seems completely out of sorts about those plastic strap on things you see in porn...everytime I've seen those scenes I'm just thinking, what is the point? Some old artificial cold plastic thingy poking around nether regions I always think, 'Y'all need to quit trippin' and go get a penis [Edited 7/30/07 7:58am] | |
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Ottensen said: minneapolisgenius said: I like girl/girl scenes. But as soon as they pull out a dildo and any other "equipment" it just ruins it for me.
I adore the Emmanuelle movies from the 70s. So sexy. I love the underwear in the 70s. The sheer hipster panties. I like 70's porn too, cause the styling is cool. but you just brought me to a question of sorts, cause I don't understand the dildo thing...this is one of the areas where sexually I am a total dunce, so I have to ask: for the concept of girl-girl sex, does it seem unusual to anybody that dildos are used in the first place? I mean, if the point is to be with another woman isn't because you want to be bask in that which similar to yourself, that reflects your own softness and femininity ? Theres something that seems completely out of sorts about those plastic strap on things you see in porn...everytime I've seen those scenes I'm just thinking, what is the point? Some old artificial cold plastic thingy poking around nether regions I always think, 'Y'all need to quit trippin' and go get a penis Exactly. I mean, I can understand the "fun-ness" of using a dildo in real life , (I'm just talking about a man and a woman together fooling around. I've not used one w/ a woman. ) but it just ruins the girl/girl scenes in porn for me. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Ottensen said: I like 70's porn too, cause the styling is cool. but you just brought me to a question of sorts, cause I don't understand the dildo thing...this is one of the areas where sexually I am a total dunce, so I have to ask: for the concept of girl-girl sex, does it seem unusual to anybody that dildos are used in the first place? I mean, if the point is to be with another woman isn't because you want to be bask in that which similar to yourself, that reflects your own softness and femininity ? Theres something that seems completely out of sorts about those plastic strap on things you see in porn...everytime I've seen those scenes I'm just thinking, what is the point? Some old artificial cold plastic thingy poking around nether regions I always think, 'Y'all need to quit trippin' and go get a penis Exactly. I mean, I can understand the "fun-ness" of using a dildo in real life , (I'm just talking about a man and a woman together fooling around. I've not used one w/ a woman. ) but it just ruins the girl/girl scenes in porn for me. It always seems so formulaic. I can't stand inauthenticity in the sexual experience. Like, first we'll kiss, then breast play, then cunnilingus, now the 1-2 finger move, then TA-DAAAH, pull out that weird looking plastic thing . I'm always the one who feels very unhip because I don't see anything remotely stimulating when I see those clips. you might as well be showing me a Martha Stewart video for how to make a cake.Now in contrast, THAT's something I can get excited about | |
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Ottensen said: minneapolisgenius said: Exactly. I mean, I can understand the "fun-ness" of using a dildo in real life , (I'm just talking about a man and a woman together fooling around. I've not used one w/ a woman. ) but it just ruins the girl/girl scenes in porn for me. It always seems so formulaic. I can't stand inauthenticity in the sexual experience. Like, first we'll kiss, then breast play, then cunnilingus, now the 1-2 finger move, then TA-DAAAH, pull out that weird looking plastic thing . I'm always the one who feels very unhip because I don't see anything remotely stimulating when I see those clips. you might as well be showing me a Martha Stewart video for how to make a cake.Now in contrast, THAT's something I can get excited about That's exactly how it always is too. But then porn movies always follow a specific formula anyway. Cake.... "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Ottensen said: It always seems so formulaic. I can't stand inauthenticity in the sexual experience. Like, first we'll kiss, then breast play, then cunnilingus, now the 1-2 finger move, then TA-DAAAH, pull out that weird looking plastic thing . I'm always the one who feels very unhip because I don't see anything remotely stimulating when I see those clips. you might as well be showing me a Martha Stewart video for how to make a cake.Now in contrast, THAT's something I can get excited about That's exactly how it always is too. But then porn movies always follow a specific formula anyway. Cake.... Its the beginning of my summer break and I just made one to celebrate! It's got bananas and walnuts on top that were carmelized with rum. I used spelt flour and lowfat milk to decrease the fat content, though. I like my decadence in moderation | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Ottensen said: I like 70's porn too, cause the styling is cool. but you just brought me to a question of sorts, cause I don't understand the dildo thing...this is one of the areas where sexually I am a total dunce, so I have to ask: for the concept of girl-girl sex, does it seem unusual to anybody that dildos are used in the first place? I mean, if the point is to be with another woman isn't because you want to be bask in that which similar to yourself, that reflects your own softness and femininity ? Theres something that seems completely out of sorts about those plastic strap on things you see in porn...everytime I've seen those scenes I'm just thinking, what is the point? Some old artificial cold plastic thingy poking around nether regions I always think, 'Y'all need to quit trippin' and go get a penis Exactly. I mean, I can understand the "fun-ness" of using a dildo in real life , (I'm just talking about a man and a woman together fooling around. I've not used one w/ a woman. ) but it just ruins the girl/girl scenes in porn for me. I thought I was the only one that found dildos in girl/girl scenes to be a bit of a downer--like condoms in boy/girl scenes. I don't like reality intruding in on my fantasy. | |
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sextonseven said: minneapolisgenius said: Exactly. I mean, I can understand the "fun-ness" of using a dildo in real life , (I'm just talking about a man and a woman together fooling around. I've not used one w/ a woman. ) but it just ruins the girl/girl scenes in porn for me. I thought I was the only one that found dildos in girl/girl scenes to be a bit of a downer--like condoms in boy/girl scenes. I don't like reality intruding in on my fantasy. Because therin lies the attraction of porn, right? The fantasy scenarios that we can't often live out in a western sexualized world, so we are titlilated by the fantastic, the carefree, that which originates from the id...but not the formulaic, or archtypical...on a deeper level maybe we turn our noses up at dildos because they reek of Freudian 'penis envy' and we just can't get down with that or... ? | |
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Ottensen said: minneapolisgenius said: That's exactly how it always is too. But then porn movies always follow a specific formula anyway. Cake.... Its the beginning of my summer break and I just made one to celebrate! It's got bananas and walnuts on top that were carmelized with rum. I used spelt flour and lowfat milk to decrease the fat content, though. I like my decadence in moderation I'm baking blueberry muffins tonight actually. (healthy ones of course. I hope they taste like something at least. ) "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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sextonseven said: minneapolisgenius said: Exactly. I mean, I can understand the "fun-ness" of using a dildo in real life , (I'm just talking about a man and a woman together fooling around. I've not used one w/ a woman. ) but it just ruins the girl/girl scenes in porn for me. I thought I was the only one that found dildos in girl/girl scenes to be a bit of a downer--like condoms in boy/girl scenes. I don't like reality intruding in on my fantasy. Nope. Yeah, the condom thing always throws me off a bit too. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Ottensen said: minneapolisgenius said: I like girl/girl scenes. But as soon as they pull out a dildo and any other "equipment" it just ruins it for me.
I adore the Emmanuelle movies from the 70s. So sexy. I love the underwear in the 70s. The sheer hipster panties. I like 70's porn too, cause the styling is cool. but you just brought me to a question of sorts, cause I don't understand the dildo thing...this is one of the areas where sexually I am a total dunce, so I have to ask: for the concept of girl-girl sex, does it seem unusual to anybody that dildos are used in the first place? I mean, if the point is to be with another woman isn't because you want to bask in that which similar to yourself, that reflects your own softness and femininity ? Theres something that seems completely out of sorts about those plastic strap on things you see in porn...everytime I've seen those scenes I'm just thinking, what is the point? Some old artificial cold plastic thingy poking around nether regions I always think, 'Y'all need to quit trippin' and go get a penis [Edited 7/30/07 7:58am] I hear ya. If they're going to be lesbians, then damn it, be lesbians. Why do they have to revert to the dick if they love females? But I do love girl/girl scenes though. | |
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dseann said: I hear ya. If they're going to be lesbians, then damn it, be lesbians. Why do they have to revert to the dick if they love females? But I do love girl/girl scenes though.
This reminds me of a programme on TV a while back , was called " the secrets of lesbian sex " , it made out like there was gonna be some innovative new technique that only lesbians can use to get each other off , when in the end it turned out lesbians are just like everyone else , they just like to shove cock-shaped things in thier holes to get each other off , what a revelation Check out Chocadelica , updated with Lotusflow3r and MPLSound album lyrics April 2nd 2009 :
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dseann said: Ottensen said: I like 70's porn too, cause the styling is cool. but you just brought me to a question of sorts, cause I don't understand the dildo thing...this is one of the areas where sexually I am a total dunce, so I have to ask: for the concept of girl-girl sex, does it seem unusual to anybody that dildos are used in the first place? I mean, if the point is to be with another woman isn't because you want to bask in that which similar to yourself, that reflects your own softness and femininity ? Theres something that seems completely out of sorts about those plastic strap on things you see in porn...everytime I've seen those scenes I'm just thinking, what is the point? Some old artificial cold plastic thingy poking around nether regions I always think, 'Y'all need to quit trippin' and go get a penis [Edited 7/30/07 7:58am] I hear ya. If they're going to be lesbians, then damn it, be lesbians. Why do they have to revert to the dick if they love females? But I do love girl/girl scenes though. I guess its maybe a marketing thing??? You know feeding into the mass male fantasy of girl on girl sex, yet it not being their ultimate satisfaction as they lack phallic penetration...? | |
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moonshine said: they just like to shove
cock-shaped things in thier holes to get each other off , what a revelation "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Ottensen said: dseann said: I hear ya. If they're going to be lesbians, then damn it, be lesbians. Why do they have to revert to the dick if they love females? But I do love girl/girl scenes though. I guess its maybe a marketing thing??? You know feeding into the mass male fantasy of girl on girl sex, yet it not being their ultimate satisfaction as they lack phallic penetration...? I guess if I wanted to see phallic penetration I would watch straight clips. There are times when I would like to see the sensual female/female side of porn. Hope that doesn't make me a whimp or pussy or something. I guess in a sense, although I'm male, I have some lesbian tendencies as well. | |
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Ace said: I generally can't get into it unless the chick's being fucked in a submissive way (preferably doggy-style, but rough missionary'll do the trick ). Interesting, 'cause I'm totally down with "cowgirl" in real life.
Anybody else have any weird porn hang-ups? No, i love porn but actually i like it as "clean" as possible, with no brutality or submission. Blowjobs & sodomy do nothin' 2 me (well, in real life i dig blowjobs but not in porns cuz dicks don't xcite me.) I like vaginal penetrations, lesbians & female masturbation. I guess i'm kinda UNweird | |
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I hate to say it but condoms are a turn off. I'm finding lately that anything too real is a turn off. I want ultra clean unnatural beauty in my fantasy media.
so, weird warts/sores, bad fingernails, the guy's O face, the guy in general too much clothing, that painful looking shit like grabbing a guy WAY down low & squeezing, loogies in the ass, scars under breasts, penis pump exploded dicks are all on the s-list. And what's up with the new-formula sex? Oral, sex, anal, pull off comdom and cum in her face. Is that all they do now? [Edited 7/30/07 13:26pm] My Legacy
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NDRU said: WAY down low & squeezing...
Some guys like that though. but LMAO at "loogies in the ass". Gross. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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minneapolisgenius said: NDRU said: WAY down low & squeezing...
Some guys like that though. but LMAO at "loogies in the ass". Gross. I figure the guy must like it, but it looks really painful. My Legacy
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NDRU said: And what's up with the new-formula sex? Oral, sex, anal, pull off comdom and cum in her face. Is that all they do now?
[Edited 7/30/07 13:26pm] Truuuuue dat! Someone else mentioned the fake "God, I'm gonna cum!" overacting, I can't stand that shit either. If I do watch porn though, I LOVE scenes that take place in a shower, a tub, or a pool. I don't know why, it just gets me all hot and bothered! | |
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Moderator | Ace said: I generally can't get into it unless the chick's being fucked in a submissive way (preferably doggy-style, but rough missionary'll do the trick ). Interesting, 'cause I'm totally down with "cowgirl" in real life.
Anybody else have any weird porn hang-ups? I like amateur porn. Don't get me wrong I really have a thing for Mark Davis but I like it when it seems natural and not scripted. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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shaomi said: Ace said: I generally can't get into it unless the chick's being fucked in a submissive way (preferably doggy-style, but rough missionary'll do the trick ). Interesting, 'cause I'm totally down with "cowgirl" in real life.
Anybody else have any weird porn hang-ups? No, i love porn but actually i like it as "clean" as possible, with no brutality or submission. Blowjobs & sodomy do nothin' 2 me (well, in real life i dig blowjobs but not in porns cuz dicks don't xcite me.) I like vaginal penetrations, lesbians & female masturbation. I guess i'm kinda UNweird Well, in that case it was never meant to be between you and me. | |
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JustErin said: shaomi said: No, i love porn but actually i like it as "clean" as possible, with no brutality or submission. Blowjobs & sodomy do nothin' 2 me (well, in real life i dig blowjobs but not in porns cuz dicks don't xcite me.) I like vaginal penetrations, lesbians & female masturbation. I guess i'm kinda UNweird Well, in that case it was never meant to be between you and me. Yeah i knew that from the day u wrote in some post that ur man had 2 b "brutal in bed." But there r other ways . [Edited 7/30/07 14:37pm] | |
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shaomi said: JustErin said: Well, in that case it was never meant to be between you and me. Yeah i knew that from the day u wrote in some post that ur man had 2 b "brutal in bed." But there r other ways . [Edited 7/30/07 14:37pm] No, really. There isn't. And did I really say that?? | |
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JustErin said: shaomi said: Yeah i knew that from the day u wrote in some post that ur man had 2 b "brutal in bed." But there r other ways . [Edited 7/30/07 14:37pm] No, really. There isn't. And did I really say that?? I swear 2 God u did | |
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2Jay said: hey, mods
WTF?!?! for what? | |
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